Zephyrhills High School - Zephilsco Yearbook (Zephyrhills, FL)

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Janet Fisher is now selling false fingernails, she grew herself, to the national society for the beautification of Congolese women. Lola Mae Padgett, well known society woman, shot her fourteenth husband recently, due to the fact that he cut her allowance to one piece of bubble gum a day. Vera Griffin is now modeling straw hats for the milk wagon horses' union. Mollic Pope is now raising a bunch of little Sumners, of course she has a set-back because she lives in Sibe- ria. May McCallister is now selling Vick's Corn Remover to calloused-toed elephants. Faye McCallister is now picking fleas off the greyhounds for the Grey Hound Corporations. Ann Fazio is now famous for her hair designing. Her latest feature is the Mau Mau chopped-top, the hair style without a head. Frances McKee is now local owner of the Freezette and employs Glenna Nichols as her super speed cow milk- er for milk shakes. Linda Graeber is now writing commercials for 20 Mule Team Borax, as a hobby. Keith Johnson is now working for Cone Brothers Construction Company and is an inside agent for Crime In- corporated. Ronald Eskelund is now top mechanic for an international hot car ring. Chris Bergschneider now runs an information agency and makes most of his money by selling pamphlets to Floridians on the History of Arkansas. This concludes the census of the class of 61 . Sincerely your census takers, David Smith Elizabeth Witt Richard Adams Janet Fisher Richard Miles P. S. We all got a chuckle today when we received our Zephyrhills News, and read that after ten years of struggling you finally rated a new coliseum. 28

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PROPHECY June 2, 1971 Dear Mr. Henderson, It has now been ten long years since that fine, upstanding class of 61 passed through those ivy covered portals, for the last time. We are just writing you a note to let you know where these amazing prodigies have cast themselves over the far reaching globe. Margaret Ann Johnson, now president ol Johnson's Wax Company, is developing a wax which everybody at Z. H. A. will slip on, but Doris Stewart, her private secretary, keeps mixing up her secret formulas with her lovelette rs. Arthur McKendree is now touring his many citrus groves, in his commercialized Cadillac tractor and think- ing up more schemes for making money. Alice Faye Bcmbry now has her own beauty shop, better known as Effie's Curly Saloon , Nell Odcm is her assistant and puts the twist into the curls when Effie isn't looking. Freck Stokes's dream finally came true when his airplane crashed on an island with nothing but female in- habitants, but he is now in prison for desertion. David Smith is now Prime Minister of the Congo after he ousted the Kasavubu regime and now goes by the name of Patrick La Bone. Richard Adams is now a high ranking naval officer, his title: Admiral Fogey in charge of the mothball fleet. Woody Cone is the billiard champion and owner of the local pool hall and spends most of his time behind the 8 ball. , ..... Melissa Lippincott is now married to an up and coming millionaire and spends most of her spare time killing cows for her shoes. Carolyn Maddux is now married to Don Dunford and living on a vast gopher ranch in Texas better known as Gopher's Bottom. Don spends all his spare time roping gophers. Merrily Baggett is now married to Felton Howard and is raising a bunch of little Howards. Ronald Tanny is now making his own motorized go-carts for hot-rodders in super markets. Judy Carlsen is now secretary for Kirkland Drugs and of course she spends all her leisure time giving people pains. Wayne (Dog) Turner now owns a kennel and raises many little dogs. Owen Blackden is still attending college awaiting the great day when he will finally become a sophomore. Randy Lane is now in the frogleg business and spends his free time raising little frogs. Mary Alice Gill is now working in South America extracting teeth from the peaceful natives. Terry Wright is now working on a banana boat seeing how many bananas he can eat. Connie Waldron has now married Norman Kirkland and spends all her time removing ink spots from her pri- vate secretary, Betty Sanford's dress. Paul Ycbba is now working at Hav-a-Tampa Cigar Company and makes fine cigars by rolling them around HlS Judy Deen is now teaching a brief history of Patrick La Bone and his Congolese Wars in her World History class at Z.H.S. . ., . . , Linda Allen is now happily married to a moon explorer and spends all her time skipping through craters. Wayne Carter has now developed his greatest invention, Carter's Big Gizard pills. Barbara Higginson is now teaching hog calling at the county fair. Beatrice Pringle is now married to a hard working loafer. Sandra Prichcr, is now manufacturing useless vacuum cleaners which do nothing but sit there and look funny. Alice Wintersteen is now designing cars the Mafia , its main feature is hood under a hood . Judy Williamsen is now thrilling Broadway audiences with her brilliant portrayal of The Dying Swan . Ronnald Anderson and his professional basketball team better known as The Flying Finks now has the unblemished record of throwing 43 games. They are the richest losers in pro-basketball. Jack Goodrow is now using his stomach as a model for shaping hoola-hoops. Fred O'Brian is now star trumpet player for the New York Philharmonic. Elizabeth Witt is now modeling clothes for the Abominable Snowmen of Tibet, and spends her spare time chasing MountainShmoos in the Alps. . . , Richard Miles works as a troublemaker for Winchester Firearms, Incorporated. At present he is in Cuba stirring up another revolt. r Bob Johnson has become a well-to-do poultry man. His trade name is Mother's Little Black Egg Factory, Incorporated . , Shirley Temples is working in a slave-labor camp as head overseer and her loud voice frightens the prisoners. Enzell Ward, well known Alaskan mule skinner, is doing a prosperous business selling mule tails. Sharon Wolancevich, is now the champion world wrestler. Her latest feat is the defeat of the Biggest Abominable Snowman of Tibet . Wayne Brunsdcn, is now making a fortune selling purple pants, to dancing bears. Sarah Downs is now working for the museum of natural history and sells electric eels to people with big bath- tubs and mother-in-law trouble. Marion Canaday is now making a fortune using her cheerleading voice to call cattle on the King Ranch in Texas. Curtis Tucker is renovating 1938 Plymouths in the hopes that the market for them will once again rise. Mary Pattie has now patented her famous laugh for the sound effects division of the Tarzan show. 27

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CLASS OF 1962 Miss Delores Braxton Mr. David Chancey s w E E T H E A R T H E A R T T H R O B