Yuma High School - Smoke Signals Yearbook (Yuma, CO)

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Alma Benedict and Dorothy Mathies are teaching Skiing Classes for Backward Penquins at the South Pole, Jo Ann Bennett has just completed building a 33, 000, O00 Hospital for duck-billed platypuses in Australia, Charlotte Blach is President of the Old Ladies Gossip Center in Yuma County, Bob Bueltell is still trying to find a gullable girl to finance his trip to Mars, Joyce and Joan Bueltell are posing for Which twin is the phony ads, Rodney Chance is master of ceremonies in his own radio program entitled, Fake a Chance with Chance, Marjorie Chandler is living in London and looking for a lean, lanky, loony, love- able lobster, Wayne Chapman is noted now as Public Enemy No, 1, Mary May Cleese Physical Ed, instructor at the Y, M. C. A, in Siberia, Don Chrismer has made his fortune with his new magnetic force for rounding up cattle, Marilyn Day--Head nurse in the Phuscopathis ward of Dr, Bennett's Hospital for underprivileged Platypuses, Elmer Douglas--Just won the title of Champion Jitterbuger in Colorado, Lera Anne Dunafon--Looking for a way to the moon, she heard there's a man in it! Phyllis Gaines--Has just won a trip around the world on roller skates sponsored by the famous radio program, Fake a Chance with Chance, anyway, she says They were free, Dorothy Graf--Making a big hit as head football coach at Harvard, Lewis Greenfield--Chill garbage collector of New York City, He now weighs 273 lbs, ' Georgia Ann Hall--Third Vice President on the False Teeth and Toupse industry in Iran, Lowell Hansen--Has just discovered an interesting specimen, and saying he MUST stick to science, he calls HER Lead nitrate for short, Roylynn Hoyt--Secretary of the Lonely Hearts Club for Arabian Knights, Gary Howell--just voted America's most eligable Bachelor, He's not too well pleased about it, Wanda Jewell--Floorwalker for Duckwalls in Timbucktoo, Shirley Josh--Raising little bullets for manpower in the next war, Verna Josh--Hairdresser for the President, Harvey Josh--Very popular in Vaudeville singing Chattanoogia Shoe Shine Boy, Coeta McCasland--Has taken over the part of Tarzana, Barbara Mekelburg--Still wondering what Hedy Lamar has that she hasn't, Mark Nielsen--A famous missionary in Communist China, Elvie Proffitt--Is now selling Burial Insurance,

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Melvin Reeh--Has worked his way up to become director of M, G, M, qMarried Girls' Moaneylj Dan Rice--Still wondering Who? Russel Richardson--Has just returned from the North Pole where he was elected Rudolph II. Doris Rutledge--Keeps busy raising a family, They're cheaper by the dozen so they say, David Scott--Is teamed up with Van Johnson to organize the first Freckles Diminishing Club in South Africa, Nick Shea--Dancing as a chorus girl in Carnagie Hall, in Clarksville, Jack Simmering--Is still trying to strain his fortune from the Dead Sea with a tea Strainer, Harley Smith--Still waiting for an answer from the 'Lonely Hearts Club, Iodeane Smith--Miss America of 1961, James Sprouse--Still trying to prove cars can go faster than light, Bette Weeks--Still trying, Richard Warkentin--Not heard from for over five years, Last reported to be living alone as a hermit in the Catskil Mountains, Shirley Yost--Head dishwasher for the wacs, How WACKY can you get?