Ypsilanti High School - Ypsi Dixit Yearbook (Ypsilanti, MI)

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1. Vaughn Johnson and Larry Miller testing the brew. 2. Alicia Sharpe, measuring the wretched 2 creature. The Beasty Innocently it sits, in a pot on the stove. Unknown to the students of the Home Resources depart- ment, it plans on conquering Earth; a creature from another planet that placed itself in our water system, snaking its way through the pipes of Ypsi High School, eventually ending up marinading a Beef Stroganoff. Soon it will expand, becoming a massive blob absorb- ing students left and right. Suddenly a student comes up to the stove, wielding a fork. She proceeds to dissect the beefy beasty, carving it into several small chunks which withered and hissed. It screamed and cursed in a language far above human percep- tion. “Its done!’’, she called, flinging its steaming body onto a platter. Four minutes later, the appetiz- ing alien was devoured for lunch. It was finger-licken’ good. Ms. Jane Kulpinski ACADEMICS

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It’s for Everyone Gx¥f¢A - Ms. Judith MacLean 3x ACADEMICS

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INDUSTRIAL ARTS Learning a Trade for the Future Mr. Gordon Miller Mr. Malcolm Meyer Sv ACADEMICS