Ypsilanti High School - Ypsi Dixit Yearbook (Ypsilanti, MI)

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Don Weatherrnan and Vxrgxl Mull had stowed away on a boat to So America but Don was kept s1nce the South Amencan OECIBIS mistook hxrp for one of thenr own famous cxtxzens John Dawson was a reporter for The Moonlnt Way for whlch he wrote artncles on How To Swat the Love Bug Harold Heyler was a country doctor However he had gaxned great fame and was now Amencas Number One Doctor DeFoe Iuamta Oleson was a pretty school teacher at a country school near her home She was popular as well as pretty Kexth Metcalf was the Second Rear Admiral on the U SS Ivanhoe He wxth latest reports was fighting rxver pxrates on the Long Tea Rxver rn Chma Wanda Wesolowskl and Dorothy Hatch were runmng an outdoor theater where at the trme The Trarl of the Termltes was playmg Beth Rust was a teacher of gurls athletxcs She was the modern Bloomer G1rl There xs no need to wonder how she recexved thxs dl5ClnCtl0l l She can do anythmg to whgch she sets her rmnd Marianna Boersema and Betty Harden were xn busmess Mananna was runmng a Lonely Hearts Bureau for gxrls whose loved ones were elxgxble for the draft Betty had a Date Bureau for lonely gurls George Moorman owned a lumber yard where he had ready cut houses for sale Soon he expects to sell furniture to match the houses Donald Green and Fred johnson were ln the army where they suffer through the days of dnllmg and march mg They said that the army was not what they had expected once that first fine careless rapture was gone Alma Cooper Ruta Block Laura Bennett and Pearl Allen ran the Harem Scarem shop The chief articles of sale were masks which they sold to movmg pxcture corporatlons xn Hollywood Ellen Neal Carrle Robxnson and johmebell Stewart owned a beauty shop They called themselves The Kxller Dxllers Somehow they dont seem to have very many customers I wonder why Beverly Boutell bexng an expert photographer had her own magazme called Candxd Shots or Ouch It really sold well Mane Bortz Vera Clark and Ruth Hanlon were all sob sisters for the Ypsr Cner The trouble was that they couldnt find much about whlch to cry Helen Ellxs was an hxstonan She was m Asia at thxs time trying to spot the exact boundaries of Afghanxstan for a book she rs wntmg Clara Egbert had settled down for good ln Ypsxlantx She saxd the weather was a lrttle Dreyer Charles Bone was runmng hrs own dog kennels where he ralsed Russxan Wolf Hounds The reason he said that they were called Russxan Wolf Hounds was because they were always rushm' Allen Clow was raxsmg bullfrogs for the Waldorf Astoria Hotel xn New York thus assunng an ample supply of frog legs It seemed to Theo and Theressa called the Lots and Lots Martha jean Rexd Frances saxd xt was mostly George Lamkm and be qulte a jumpy busxness Hamxlton were 1n busxness together They were runmng a real estate oflice which was and Lots Company and Frances Leddxck were co workers m a flonst shop Martha called xt Relds but Weeds Dont argue glrls Verne Magee were playmg m a ntzy Band of the Month Guss Rapxd Rhythm Stan ley Seleska the presrdent of the Seleska Food Company was thexr sponsor Hrs best known product was the kmd of spaghettx that curled around a fork by xtself Lorraine Rrce started out to be another Rembrandt but tmng of this rs now glvmg advice fvla self addressed envelopes, to the lovelom The last scene was fnmshed so I closed the book and handed xt to my strange vrsxtor who was now perched on the back of my chanr I thanked hlm for the pleasant time he had shown me and told him I was sorry hxs Movxe of the Future had come to an end . , , I s .. . .. . . .. 1 .. - , . . . . , , . .. - . . .. .. . , , , . , , , . , , . r . ,. . .7 . 4 .. . .. .. .. . , . , , - , . - . . , so . . . , , . A A . , .. .. , ' n . . . . .. .. .. . . .. . . , , . , , , .. . ..

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Bob Gaudy was a research chemrst He was persevenng rn the development of a bean whrch when planted would grow ready made steenng wheels Jack Suggrtt Wrllram Haberer and Fred Wadke had garned popular acclarm by swrmmrng the Amazon Rrver George Berklrch and Vance McDonald were mrllron dollar play boys They had made therr fortunes by holdrng beauty contests for blondes Dora Eaton was tourrng the country wrth a vaudevrlle show Besrdes berng therr star vocalrst Dora sat rn the audrence dunng part of the show and laughed at all the jokes Her laugh was so srncere and drfferent that the crowds would go mto hystencs laughrng at her Robert Magee had hrs own Super DeLuxe cookrng school where at thrs trme he was teachrng housewrves how not to burn the toast Im sure that many a husband has thanked Bob for hrs help errme Wrngard Margaret Drxon and Gwen Randall had marrred nch husbands who had all dred unfortu nately leavrng therr wrdows wrth mrllrons to spend they drvrde therr trme between New York Bermuda Europe and Hawarr Alexrne Fox and lean Johnston were strll debatrng upon the subject of whrch one would go steady the longest Alexrne strll had a lead on jean Hurry and catch up jean Robert Hutchrnson was tourrng the country as Blackrock the Magrcran wrth Catherrne Barnaber as hrs assrstant She was puzzled as to where thmgs drsappeared When she asked Blackrock he drdnt know Its a mystery to me he sard Jack Abbey and Forest Begole were runnrng a hllrng statron They were sellrng Blue Bunko Gas As an adver trsement jack had hrs 26 Chevrolet on exhrbrt showrng rts state of preservatron whrch he attrrbuted to the fact that he had always used the aforementroned Blue Bunko Mary Lourse Trautwetter Marran Wolter and Ioan Wrlcox were runnrng a boardrng house They were eter nally experrmentrng wrth new recrpes Therr newest drsh was shoe strrng potatoes whrch could be used erther as food or as shoe laces Most people preferred them for shoe laces however Derwood Hagen and Raymond Krngston owned the Krngwood Pop Corporatron Even Pop lrkes our pop rs therr slogan Patrrcra Pro rs therr head stenographer Although Pat had wanted to be a model she was at least a model secretary Marran Grarchen and Bernrce Flanagan worked rn the ofEce for the firm that makes strtchy stretchy Corsets Cors ets good rs therr motto Davrd Gransden and Ted Crossman were radro announcers Dave announced for the Hr O Sterlrng serral whrch starred Stanton Dusbrber as the Lonesome Stranger and Lucky Leslre Coleman as Tronto Ted announced for the modern dance orchestra whrch was drrected by Clarence Srmon It was called The Sparklrng Rhythms of Clarence Dramonds and hrs Orchestra Anna Grosshans was rn the flower busrness Her specraltres were tuseys and panlrps lfWrllram Smrth had mvented a new devrce namely a gum chewer for all school chrldren to say nothmg of hrmse Bob Norton had hrs own orchestra The Sophrstoluttens The maestro and hrs gang were favontes at the Ann Arbor Garden Club loe Hatch was runnrng a machrne shop where he made du funnres that tum a do gadget whrch goes on a do hrckre that goes rn a do dadget Catherrne Oakes and Bob McClure were followrng rn the footsteps of De Vrncr Recently they had parnted the Bmprre State Burldrng fa prcture of coursej Don Brothers and Thomas Harner owned busrnesses of therr own Don was rn the rnsurance busrness where he sold Crashum Smashum but dont Mashum rnsurance Tom was a barber Hrs shop was called The Scalpum Shop Ruth Brown and Nora Collrns were prrvate secretarres for detectrves Snoop Snrtch and Snatch MBFIOD Cook was runnrng a woodwork shop where he had an order for srx cradles from Papa Mrone Ellen DeVee was a beauty operator at Wrggy Srsters Beauty Shoppe Shrrley Tucker and Faye Lynn were rnstructors of flyrng at Crty Arrport rn Detrort They were not having much success however srnce there was so much drsturbance from therr good lookrng puprls lNot grrls ertherj d k Eunrce Ashton and Marran Johnson were runnrng a roadsrde stand where they sold 2 ft long hot dogs and soft rrn s Geraldrne Frye and Adelle Campbell were nrnnmg the Songster Sewrng Machrne Company Dorothy Freeman and Earthleane Foley were both rn busrness Dorothy had a bakery called the Paste ry Shop Earthleane was a model rn one of New Yorks smartest shops C f Samuel Clark and james Wrllrams were professronal food tasters for that smart restaurant called The Bat More a e Gerald Power was rovrng the seven seas Of course everyone knows the old sayrng A grrl rn every port Well - 1 9 ' . i 9 ' - Q . .4 u . . . . . , . J . , , , 1 s 1 I . , . . . M . . ,, . . . . . n o - . . . Q rt 1 an ' 1 - n . . . . ,, ,, , . ., .. . . . . . . . a 1 - rr n a - ' . , . - rr - - n rr - H . . , , , . rr vs - - ' . . - rr . . ,, , . - tr as rr n - , . . ,, , . . ,, a v n ' - u - - -1 - . 1 , ' a ' . l , . rs Q u - - rs ' ,, v v - - . . . . . .. . ,, n v - ss - - 1 an a 1 ' - , . - . as as . . . . U N - 1 ' . - s . . . U - n ' . ., . . N ' Y 1 .

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lo, l Ni Q 35 GIFTATORY RAYMOND KmGsToN Abbey jack Trcket for speedrng Warnrng dont go over 60 wrth your car Alford Nancy Frsh Pole Now see what you can catch Allen Pearl Globe You ve been rn a world of your own long enough Come out and see ours Ashton Eunrce Globe You ve been rn a world of your own long enough Come out and see ours Barley Donald Baton Perhaps thrs wrll ard you rn your swrng through lrfe Barnaber Catherrne Note Book Wrrte down your lrfe hrstory so we can hear more of you Battelle Mary Anchor Now lets see you settle down Beadle Audrey Dog Collar Here s hopmg you collar Russell Beck Vera Glasses So you can see some other fellow You ve been gorng steady too long Begole Forest Doll Thrs rs one grrl you can get and hang on to Bennett Laura Poller Skates We hope to see you roll mto a happy future Berklreh George Horn In case you need addrtronal assrstanee youll frnd thrs helpful Beuschlern Roy Road Map May thrs ard you rn your travels thrs summer Block Rrta Note Book Wrrte down your lrfe hrstory so we can hear more of you Boersema Marranna Telephone You may as well start on thrs one Bone Charles Thumb-Thrs wrll help you rn your tour of the country Charlre Bortz Marre Frshpole See what you can catch Brrggs Shrrley Cneck for a short Root Beer Now you can stay at Ernres longer Brrtton oseph Lawnmower You waste too much money at the barber shop Brothers Don Ball Bar To show that you have always been rn the game B own Ruth Frshpole See what you can catch Campbe'l Adelle Notebook Wrrte down your lrfe hrstory so we can hear more about you Clark Ray Knrfe We hope thrs wrll sharpen your wrt Clark Samuel Ball You ve always been a good sport Clark Vera Cookbook You re just a home grrl at heart Clow Allen Weldrng Torch ust to help you rn that hot professron of yours Coleman Joan Map of Mexrco--We know you already have Brrtton Coleman Leslre Mrrror Look rn thrs rf you re not wearrng a smrle there must be somethrng really wrong Collrns Nora Drum Strcks Wed he sorry to have you forget the Drum and Bugle Corps Cook Carol Canary You two should get along well Cook Marron Mustache Here rs one way to put up a bold front Cooper Alma Magnets So you and Fred can get together more often Crossman Ted No Nod May thrs ard you rn summonrng some pep Curtrss Roger Knrfe Thrs wrll help you rn the medrcal professron Dawson John Stuffed Glove So you and Mary won t be lonesome De Vee Ellen Lrpstrck We would not know you wrthout rt Drebl r Homer Warner Mrlk Bottle You know where you can delrver thrs Drxon Margaret Lrpstrck We would not know you wrthout rt Dusbrber Stanton Shoxel I thrnk you can use thrs Eaton Dora Box Catch that laugh and sell rt to a comedran Egbert Cl ra Clothes Lrne So you can hang up your clothes to get Dreyer Ellrs Helen Stethoscope-You ll find rt useful rn nursrng Flanagan Bermce Book We know you dont need rt but weve often wondered where you got your store of knowledge Foley Earthleane Narl Polrsh Start your beauty parlor wrth thrs Fox Alexme Sem Thrs wrll remrnd you of nrce trmes rn the Sem office Freeman Dorothy Eggbeater Beat up alrttle dough wrth thrs Frye Geraldine Fryrng Pan Out of the Fryrng pan rnto the fire thrs year Gaudy Robert Spear 'lhats darn good huntrng Bob Grll Ann Yeast Maybe thrs wrll make you rarse a lrttle hrgher Gleason Oren Mrlk Parl Now we know where you got your strong hands Grarchen Marran Record We want you to be prepared rn case you should run down Gransden Davrd Boxrng Glove Heres one glove you wont get rn the face Grapp james Drce Thrs wrll help you rn the Grapp game of lrfe F e M1 I L e f A . 1 - , 'r .1 E , ue ef 2 QM X x Q 1 , f 'rt l . - 3 ff 9 T . W U v ' 7 - . . O ' ' , W W' a , W W s , - 'j - , 4 W . , it W A - , l n , W T - . ' -T L - . . . ,. '. ,. T W . , . , . I I , . 'Q 1 . , . 1. ' l , -' 7 v Boutell, Beverlyffrnswer Book-Maybe this will help you answer all the questions you ask. , J - - . 5 -ik T y ' r , - - . I A, .14 T . . ' . I , - -- . r ' 1 , 'T 'T . , . . . ' 3 . in . ' . , - -J . -D . .. . .. , . , - - 1 , ' . l - Q A 9 W' Ta- a , -1 'T V . , W T 1 r 1 ' T l ' 1 A - 3 T' T I , 'TT' W 1 , '1 - . ' e , - A - ' ' . , - . - . . . 8 -l Y W I - ' I W W . ' ,, A .. .. . 1 U 'Q' 1 ' - ' -1 . s . ' 1 Y W W I 3 9 W - I W D ' ' y W -T . , . W . -T . . ' y 1 T' A I . Y --. -T 3 ' , W bt l- ' . Y T T . , - T - .1 Q 1 . ' 7 W W 1 B . - . . . .. . ,,