Yorktown High School - Episode Yearbook (Yorktown, IN)

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JOHN FRANKLIN PAYNE john L. Chorus 9 Operetta 9 Broadcaster Staff Episode Staff You Look Wise: Pray Correct That Error GOLA TOMPA HENSLEY lIT0adY7 Episode Staff Commercial Club Chorus 9-10 Operetta 9-10 Oh, That Wavy Hair CHARLES EDWARD FREEMAN Big Bone Basketball 10-11-12 Track 11 Chorus 12 Operetta 12 Minstrel 12 Desperate Ambrose Fresh As a Daisy Broadcaster Staff Episode Staff H A Coach's Dream Come True JACK HOBERT FAULKNER Uslimif Entered in 12 Is He Bored, Or Is He Shy, Csn He Talk, Or Won't He Try.

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R :ix ii? . DONA MAE HALBERT unonyau Editor Broadcaster District English Contest 11 State English Contest 11 Bookkeeping Contest 11 Shorthand Contest 12 Typing Contest 12 Scholastic Award Episode Staff Sunshine Society Pep Club ll Commercial Club Fresh As a Daisy Girls' State Discussion Group Charter Member She's Here. She's There, She's Everywhere SANDY EPHRIAM DRAGOO unagon 4-H 4-H judging Team Episode Staff Algebra Contest Alternate Charter Member You Can Never Judge By Size RICHARD LEE PUGSLEY Dickie Lee President 11 Vice-President 10 Scholastic Award 11 Episode Staff Library Staff 9-10-11 Discussion Group 10-11 Purdue Legislature 11-12 English Contest 11 Algebra Contest 9 Commercial Club Charter Member Two-fifths Genius and the Rest Sheer Fudge HESTER MAE SHIPLEY Shorty Episode Staff Sunshine Society She Says Liftle, But Knows Much

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PROPHECY , Gee-It's-Cold, Alaska January 4, 1980 Dear Diary, Landed here today after six minutes of continuous flying. One more stop and my tour of the world will be complete. While roaming the streets of this forsaken Eskimo village, I made a startling discovery. In an abandoned igloo I found a large slab of driftwood onwhich was carved the following message: To whom it may concern, My name is JERRY JACKSON. I, along with the other Eskimos of this village, left November 10, 1978, to explore Mystery Isle, that sec- tion' of the moon which has never been explored by any human being. In case I don't come back, I have written the names of several of my classmates of dear 'ole Yorktown High, so that if necessary they can rescue me. Here are their names and occupations the last time I heard of them: DON MELLOTT, the world's greatest politician and head of the U. N. His secretary is BARBARA REED. GEORGE PETTIGREW,, winner of the International Boxing Contest. Contact JOHN PAYNE, his manager. , JOHN MORRIS, LEWIS MATHEW, and RONALD KING, pro- prietors of the Slick and Squirmy Fishing Worm Factory which is located at Catalina Island. MARNA DONOVAN, well known hula-hula dancer of the Hawaiian Islands. MOLLY WILLIAMSON is her agent. CARL HENSLEY, ROBERT JOHNSON, and PHILIP BROWN, uranium miners in Lower Slobolvia. JAYNE THORNBURG and DESSIE KIRBY, famous undersea divers, noted for their colorful photographs of sea animals. Admiral JOHN WHEALY, owner of the U. 'S. S. Hopeless. His chief assistants are PERRY MAHONEY and GOLA HENSLEY, BETTY ERDLE and LEONORA JONES, relief workers. They relieve millionaires of their money. HERBERT FUSON, Director of the Fuson Fun Frolics, now on Broadway for its tenth year. JOYCE MANN, BARBARA ELLIOTT, and FAY SOUTHERLAND are his most popular show girls. SANDY DRAGOO, internationally famous wrestler. His partner is JACK REED. UHESTER SHIPLEY, manager of a Steam-Bath establishment in the tropics. ED FREEMAN, bullfighter in Rio de Janiero. JACK FAULKNER, president of the Faulkner Motorcycle Factory. RONALD GROVES, creator of the comic strip, Bertha and Her Blues. ' Two of my friends, Professors DICK PUGSLEY and BILL HAISLEY, are accompanying me to the moon. Farewell!! This astonishing discovery has made me very happy as I was also a member of that same class. I am now going to the moon to locate the missing explorers. DONA HALBERT.