York High School - Duke Yearbook (York, NE)

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EVERYBODY KNOWS Skatie Ratns Bunny Lute Puss Osy Tight Pat Gint Dutch B Scoot Starchy Mary Uheckie Osmi Brewey Deacon Doc Itlanny Kruger Atky SENIOR CLASS MEETING Just 11 talking talkinv' talkinu' hi IH' H7 Like tl1e Wllltl comes from :L bag, .lust il chewing, chewing, chewing, Vhc N l l 1 Alw: iving It ways Ull t ie ng. Lys playing, playing, playing, Tliat there's nothing we don't knowg Always shooting, shooting, shooting, Shooting oft Olll' nionth, by .Io1 ' KIUKERS' CLUB 1 I,l0SIll0Ilf ,.,., Itld Miller, Snpreine Superior Spouter Vice-president. . . . . -Ioe Iiunner, Grand Growler Seeret1n'y ,,,,, , , 1 NIIIIIIIL5 Brown, Oninipresent Objeetor TI'C2lSlIl'Ul' . .... Iva Atki11s, Everlasting Execrator t ensor , , Myra James, lVIatehless Maledictor Q,UALIFIt'A'I'IONS No one is admitted to nienibership i11 tl1is el11b who was Il0t lJ0l'Il either in the objective or accusative case. Unlv those lJOl'Il i11 both cases are eligible to oliice. It the purpose of this club to kick upon any and all occasions, i11 any illltl all ways, at any and all things. Wl1e11 there are no others to kick, tl1e members practice o11 each otl1er. ' The club motto isg Kiconia est Kicinnaf' which being interpreted is, Kick till yo11 kick out. Tl1e symbol is a kangaroo kicking the kinks out of a coyote. Occassionally they kick a stone wall and get hurt, but a kicker with a sore toe or a sore head, is a martyr and a saint. All students and professors are eligible to membersliip except those who, having lost o11e or both begs, cannot kick. This, a worthy i11stit11tio11, is at present alive and kick- ing, and deserves treatment according to its own precepts. Long may it kick. ODE TO A FRESIIMAN Softly as the HIIIIIIIICI' breezes, gently wztfted from the south, f'on1e the Illlhlllillllllittlillll-I of Illy autonioblic IllOIIllll. Ilow I love its giddy gurgle, how I love its eeztseless flow, Ilow I love to VVIIIll my 111outl1 lIi1,l1OW I love to heztr it go. Il IGII SVIIOOI, ICTIQIIET'l'E WIILEII QL Senior Hunks, he should betray no eniotiong he has had time to get used to il. Soplioinore boys sl1o11ld receive the pzttroinxge of Sen- io1' girls with respectful silence. Their dutiful services are reqniredf-notliing more. It is hoped that l lI'UHlIlIIl'II have received careful train- ing at l1o111e. They Hllfilllil endure all their trinls and tribulation with uncoiiiplaining good Il2llfIll'U. Nothing more Cllilfllllllg than an infantile smile. I'rofessors Wlllfll uiiprepared, should cnt. They should answer questions di1'ectly and to tl1e point, or frankly admit that they llOI1lt know. A class should always laugh when the professor does, he may have got off an original joke. If the professor becomes engaged he should receive the congratulations of the students with calm, unbl11sl1ing dignity. Sophomore girls should not try to allure Seniors from their meditations upon tl1e hidden mysteries of the un- searchable. Juniors, especially young ones, should be labelled: 'fthey may be taken for Freslnnenf'

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igb boolette In Love--You can ClCII10IlSt1'21'E0 that feeling i11 1111111y ways. For 111st11nce: Be wit11 her COIlSt2Ult1lY1 1.1ri11g her to school i11 tl1e 1I10l'111Ilg' 211111 take ll0l' 1101110 i11 the CV011- ingg study with llC1' after sehoolg eiigage l1U1' for every so- cial QYCIIY of the 502180111 get il 51211111 i11 wit11 her little b1'Ot1lCl'S1 seek 501110 l111OCC1lP1Ct1 reeit11tio11 l'OOll1 2111111 tl1ere sit 111111 11old l1Ql' 11111111 or draw pictures of your future kitchen. In JuniorGe11er11l History C'l11ssf Tl1ese o11tli11es HCQIII suspiciously alike. Of eourse, 1 know t1111t great 111i1111s run i11 tl1e SZIIIIC Cl12l11l10l, but 1 11111'1l1ylooke11 for t1111t i11 t11is class. For RQ?I1t7T1'llS11Ilg t1111t tl1e SOZISOII 1111s tLl'1'lVCl1 for going 1111refoote11, lwill rent 1Il'V shoes for QL 101101110111 house. They 11re large 111111 Cl11ll1l10i110l1S 111111 will IIl211iU 21 suit of excellent flats. Their huilding is perfect, 11s 1 Sll1J6l'l11tCIlK1Ot1 the laying tl1e tloors 111111 putting i11 of hay windows inyself.--R. T11y1Ol'. To EXel11111ge-lN1y f11eulty to 1ll0l1101'lZC little fl1lIlgSfO1' 0110 original idea-G. May. Jessie 1J0W'C41'SA-Al'0 yo11 going to have Zlllytlllllg' serio11s in the Aniinalf E1litoreT1111t l1QP6lll1!-1 o11 how l'2ll1lLll'V your case develops. The Geonietry Class is getting so they 0111111 tell 11 lie W11en they hear 0110. NVl111t is self respect? Soniething yo11 lose when you l111'1gl1 11t 11 profs joke. Mr. mY1'2lV i11 1101111211 review elassjfwl 11111 'oinv' to .1 1 , x1 lmroposefgl' C1lO1'11S of Senior Girls, HI1ll1'1'?t11.ll Mr. WVr11y1seve1'e1y14 As I was saying, 1 11111 going to prolmose, tl111t we t11ke extra long lessons i11 Physiology for the 1'C11121l11110l' of tl1e qn11rte1'. Question for ,U0lJ2l.'EC--vliCS0lV6C1, That II2'LI'0li1 l12l1'l'1S 1111s it worse than Joe Runner. Blessings O11 you, Junior boy, Seeking ever sonie IIGVV joyg XVit11 yo11r tl1l'I10t1-UP p1111t111oons, 111111 your ol11 e1111111 meeting tunesg VVitl1 5'O1l1' big 11151111 waving high, Like 21 1110111113111 tow11rd the sky, 1 was once 21 Junior, too Foolish, it lllily be, 11s yo11. 111l1l10l'S, now 1110111 fool 'L111111 1illt1V0, Next year 1111151 he Seniors grave. 1V11ile yo11 c1111 your tricks enjoy, Blessings o11 'VOl1, Junior boy. A little l1o11t Serene 111'1o11t Upon t11e111oo11lit water, A nice young 1111111 Of 1110410111 1111111 A11 0111 ge11t's pretty K13.l1g1lfC1'. Awhile he rows, Mid 121111130111 glows Upon the lilllglllllg water A1111 hugs tl1e shore Aw11ilee111111 inorew He hugs the old gent's daughter.

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ARMI NG T THE HERO Translation from llliad, Meek 3, Lines 330-340. First he drew around his powerful legs his beautiful shin- guards, Fastening them on with straps of leather and buckles of metal. Then round l1is glorious breast he drew his High School Jersey, Flinging above it, about his mighty shoulders his sweater, On his tall head he placed his well-made headgear of leatherg Shaped like a pot, and out from it tluttered his hair, long and beauteous. Over his classical nose then he fastened his nose-guard of rubber, Seized in his hand the football, the wonderful, dangerous pigskin, Strode with long strides to the fields and stood there, ready for battle. THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRI. She's trim and neat, Demure and sweet, Is jolly and full of fun. Is young and fair, NVith graces rare, The daintiest under the sun. Her heart is light Her brain is bright Her eyes with sunshine filled, And dimples peek In chin and cheek- Her voice is music!-thrilled. Her laugh is clear, And full of cheer, She's womanly and kind, In fact her peer We feel and fear, Would be quite hard to find. Long life, good health, Her meed of wealth May the High School girl obtaing More love than hate A happy fate VVith sunshine more than rain. HE NEVER SMILED AGAIN 'Twas down in the basement there wandered one A recent matriculate, happy and gay, I'll step in the office and see how I passed He said with a smile, which smile was his last. He never smiled again, He never smiled again, Too eager was he, this record to see, IIe never smiled again. THE GROWTH OF AN IDEA Some asked me where they put the seed, The best place in the land, I11 Freshey's breast there is no weed, 'Tis soft soil, with no sand, Some asked me whence tl1e winds do rise To Sophs I bade them go. 4'.Iust stand and look with bulging eyes And hear them spout and blow. Some asked me where the rivers run And whence doth come the raing t'The Juniors havef' I said, a ton Of water on the brain. One asked me whence does come light, That shown at night and noon, The Seniors grand are far more bright Than sun and stars and moonfl Thus with the su11, wind, water, rain, - And dig and prod about, The student raises in his brain An intellectual sprout. 7 d ay ,