York College of Pennsylvania - Horizon Tower Yearbook (York, PA)

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Swartz, Wayne Timalium Hobby — Automobiles Religion — Lutheran Politics— Democrat Future Occupation — Chicken Inspecting Neff, Edger Ralph Hobby —Gettysburg Religion — Lutheran Politics — Suffragette Future Occupation — Working for the church

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PERRY DEAN SWARTZ PETE This presumptuous gentleman is a brother of Wayne but is somewhat different in his tastes (for women). Pete is a born genius. In fact he is the only one of the kind known to exist. Oratory of the good old fashioned kind is one of his ac- complishments. ' ' Ladies and Gentlemen, he said, speaking before a body of students, How are you going to have women become police MEN? Next to Doc, Pete is king of bum ar- gufiers. He convinced us one day that battleships go up rivers and hide behind trees to deceive the enemy. We believed it too. Pete is so full of knowledge that it is always overflow- ing making an awful mess but it sounds good anyway f?cK iei »h« Yt ELMER ELWOOD LEIPHART PAT LEIPHART REV Pat is a resident of Delroy, a peaceful little village near Hallam. He is a noted deciple of the theory that work never did hurt anyone, so he goes to it, you have to give him credit. He is well informed on all subjects and able to speak on any subject at any time. Such is genius. York life does not agree with the Reverend, but of course there is a reason. Every thing fits perfectly in one harmonious mass around Leiphart except his collar. He insists in getting his money ' s worth by buying the largest size for the same price.

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WAYNE TIMALIUM SWARTZ SHAVE WAYNE Although W ayne comes from New Salem every morning he is always very nice, a regular giggler, in fact. You see he appreciates his brother ' s efforts. 1 he only thing Wayne doesn ' t like is a barber. Wayne sat on the chair one day waiting to get shaved. At last becoming impatient he asked the barber why he didn ' t shave him. Oh, I am waiting for something to grow on your face first, said the barber. Wayne always knows his leesons but doesn ' t like to bore Prof, by reciting EVERY day. Wayne ' s Overland with which he wanted to race Richley ' s Ford, is very comfortable for just two in the front seat, on a duskv night. Get me? 5.5 -e r Sch « ' r )- EDGAR RALPH NEFF NEFFIE EDDIE Edgar for various reasons is a high school deserter but me- mories of that institution still linger with him. Especially of some sister students. Eddie has the peculiar power of chang- ing the color of his eyes simply by the turn of his head. Oh joy, Edgar receives a letter from a little girl in Gettysburg, of course not directly from her. But he is drowning his sorrow- in Greek. Greek what:, you say. Why Greek letters of course.