York College - Marathon Yearbook (York, NE)

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Your Banking Business ls Ifywffe WHOMS t0 add f0 WW - savings, Appreclated just tive on a little bit less. Your EARNINGS are not so 0 important: Amprttan It's the SA VINGS that makes for SUCCESS. Stain 7 sunk York, Nebraska E112 Gliig aiinnal Bank OFFICERS J Cox, President R. S. Carscadden, V. Pres. YORK, NEBRASKA ence, Cashier E. S. Lawr

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