York College - Marathon Yearbook (York, NE)

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1 11 p 5110511113311 sesatiiiiiiiziiiiiii Page One Hundred Seventy-Four LIMERICKS. There was a young girl called LeFever And honestly, would you believ'er? Mr. XYendelboe Did smile at her so That Maude up and caught the love Fever. There was a girl named Louise Though quiet, she was a great tease. Her humor and wit Threw one in a fit, You just have to laugh, if you please! There was a young lady named Harritt She wasn't at all like a parrot She was quiet and serene As sedate as a queen And a great deal of respect does she merit. There was a young gent named Clifford Q From Prof. Bisset greatly he differed One thing he could do And that was argue And he usually won his point, did Clifford, There was a young Freshman, Mulvaney, His actions were all rather vain-ey, lle thought he could sing ln fact, anything. If he thought puhlic praise he could gain-ey. There was a young noble named Dell, And believe me the daisies won't tell, Ile's handsome lle's Winsome. The girls like him ever-so-well. mnnmnnniiiiiIiiii44iiIinruiiiiiiiIinInnnniiimmiinmunIInIiiIiinnnninuminmiiinmmmnumumIIinunnmnmmiiirnmumnnnniinniimmmnmumnnriiiiiiiiIitiiIIIiiiiii4iiunnunuummmi lOCXDt IOOOK 'CXIJK IDX! 171 05' 110 'CID' U? mumiuuniiuimmiiIiIIIIIIIIIiIiiiiiiIiiiiiiiIiIinmmmuuuuuuiiiI1nuIunIuInIiiiiiiiiiiimnnummmimiIIinummnnmninnmmunIIIIIinuiiiiiiiiiniiiinuIIIInmumnunnmmIIvmnuummnnnmmm There was a young lady named Garner And she's no relation to Hafner. Q She continues to smile On John all the while. But her name is still Ethel Garner. There was a young lady called Stinson, Henry Kolling did think her quite Winsome. He called at the 'fCon' Surprised everyone And quite often he's called there again so'1. There was a young girl called lflayden, And she was a right clever maiden. She wrote stories well And do let me tell She's won quite a fame with her paintin'. There was a young lady named Reka And she did not come from Topeka. Never-the-less We right here confess There's none can take the place of our Reka. There is a young teacher named Clarke She can teach French right up to the mark. She assigns lessons so long The class learned this songf Any class but French class is a lark. There is a young matron named Fye. On the girls at the f'Con,' she keeps a good e She watches them come in Though later than sin. lf you think you slip by her, just try. 9,

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