York College - Marathon Yearbook (York, NE)

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To the court yard and its pine: XYhat would you do ? inuuminIimnmmumnunuriiinuuumnnnunumiiniiIIIIIIIIunIununn1I11nnnuuviInIIInnnmummmmnnmmumnnnnnnunmiimnm rmuunummmmi uuunnmnnmiininnnnumununmmuimummmmunn DOO: 00001 SOOO' V l 13301 NJEK 'CIBC 'OCD' 'OOO' 510 mu1nIIIInn111nnnnnnnnnnnIIIIIIIIIIIn1nnn1nnniniiin1itini1iiinunnnuunuuuiumiiiiunnnnnII11II4iniiI1uuuu1unnn1ninIIIIIII111II11nuummnmnmn Imunuuummuw IInn1nnn1nnnmn11iisiuunnnnmnmnuiiiiiimnnnuiuuuuunun THE GIRL THAT WROTE BY SOUND. Dictatori f'I'lease send Ice Plow with prong and tail. After transcribed: Please send nice cow with horn and tail. + -I' 'I' -X' TRUMAN GROSS' LATEST QA decided hit. j PUBLICATION. Oh! How I hate to get up in ile moi. Oh! How I long to remain in bed! For the hardest blow of all Is to hear that old alarm, lint yonlve got to get up You've got to get up ' .Xnd be in your seat for roll callg Some day, if I ever finish bookkeeping Some day. when B. C. days are o'er, l m going to say good-bye to all And travel fast to Hhome sweet home And spend the rest of my life in bed. Ahab, 'X !-'P+ Ah! yes I think, ,tis Hazel, VX'hose heart so wildly throhs And palpitates when eire one states The name of Bill Nlarquardtf' 'I' 'I' -le + AKIFSS If this hand were mine- he said, As he sighed and gazed from the task 'And if it were, she softly said, 'l'd wash it! he answered. Vkfonder how Daisy manages to keep hand, to make all the different kinds of b wears on her fore-head. Ahem! -X'-P+-X' XYest: XVhile you were standing in good night did it ever dawn upon you- Arnold: Oh no! I never stayed that 'X-+4-+ Pinkney to Shorty Phillips: XYere hattle for your fair handf, She: Good-knight. -I--I--I-'X' Some poetry written by a graduate o ment of Y. Il. C.: The spring has came The snow has went It was not did By accident. ++-P+ araihnu a supply of saliva on eau catchers that she the hall, telling Ruth late. V I a knight of old, I'd fthe English Depart- Mrs. Porter: How many feet in a mile ? Lent: Yes 7' But my feet arenit ave 'I' 'I' 'I' -K' Arnold: They say there are six sick rage size. at the 'Coni uf. NYest: QAhsentmindedlyj All girls?', 'I'-I'-P+ Miss Nemek fin a letter in Englishj: some information concerning Orthopedic HI should also like children's shoes,

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