York College - Marathon Yearbook (York, NE)

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numnuniiiIIIIIIIII1IIiInnnniinIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1I1Imnmmmnuumiumiwimmnuinuummummnummmuuiiii44II1nuinninIIIInIIII14Qimmnnuuuunmnn Q20 'FXXDI 10001 'IDR 'GE' EXEC OE' nIInnnnnnnnunnIII1AifimifumlnmriuiIiiiIIIiI1IIuiiIfifiIIrniiII11vmmmnnunnumIIIIiIinIIIIIIuuunuunumuummm:ummmiinumIIuIuuuuunmnnuuwmmui In San Francisco is Pearl Schneider, President of The Universal Ginger Bread Factory, she seems to be quite con- tented and feels very safe now that she is far away from all Harms. Iida Qswald, Amy Phillips and Mable Linquist are visit- ing the South at present. touring the entire continent, conduct- ing a Famous Trio Club. they have worked hard to achieve their present fame. Amy and Mable are both single but Fda is married. :Xt Boston is Daisy Yan XYormer conducting a Beauty Parlor. with a husband to support. also Lucille Parsons striv- ing industriously to take dictation -from ex-president Taft at the rate of 260 words per minute. Virginia Schlick, now living in sunny Florida. is occupied by her husband for various duties that may arise in home making. llazel Sutton is the proud owner of an Orphanage. she is busy most of the time taking dictation from 600 fmore or lessl youngsters all under 10 years of age, she says that she man- ages it very nicely and expresses thanks to Y. B. C. for same. You can locate her in Chicago. Verdas Matticks, now known as Lady DeShon, is con- tented and at ease in France. I found at her oaera the once known Ruth Kimble and Lena Oschener, acting like the hap- piest women on earth. They are employed for manalging and conductingas well as playing in the Grand Opera in honor of Lady DeShon. Mae Rogers and IYealthv Thomas are in Kansas City traveling with the well-known 'fBuffalo Bill's Circusf' They feed the elephants and carry their trunks. ln the cold regions of Alaska are the witty girls. Martha VonOhlen and Rose McMahon employed with a Trust Com- pany. They are ambitious and striving to manage a typewriter at the rate of U0 words per minute. net. Living near York, Nebr., I found a modest home-loving woman named Mrs. Grace Mcisomethingl. who is doing what fflIIIIIIIIfIIIiifiifffffffffffffffffffffiifiiiiffflffffilffififif I Page Ninety-Seven of all woman's work is the noblest-that oi being a model wife. A few minutes talk convinced me that she was our classmate, At XYaco is the short, heavy set Alvin Dodson Grace Bovey. carrying brick up five flights of stairs. at the top of which is a lady doinig all the work, Minnie San-grwien, acting in this part. Grace and Anna Hanson are the owners of a Nursery in Duluth, Mich.. Thomas Curran is supervising the profit and he informs us that they are estimated to be worth about 551.- C00.000.0C0.00. .PX letter from Clara Therkleson leads me to believe that she is Governess of the state of New Yorkg Bertha Gentry, she informs me, is acting as her Private Secretary. while the faith- ful Mary Matejka is their Trustee. At the twin cities in Minnesota is a jewelry store owned and managed by Mary Hansen and Gladys Fleekg their store consists namely of diamonds and through investigation I dis- cover that they are another of the Sl,000,000,000.00 class. pro- ducts of Y. B. C. Last but not least is a letter from my sister explaining that she and Audrey Gibbon are debating over who will win the honor of filling the position as Private Fecretary for the former Y. B. C. President-Hon. M. O. McLaughlin, who has since become President of the C. S. .-X., as it is now left to the lkpaicl of Directors and consideration of the Cabinet for de- cision. taking into consideration Mabel and Audrey only. They are also enjoying the bathing resorts at XYashington. D. C. You are interested, no doubt, in the welfare of your hum- ble servant. I am a professional fortune teller, and I spend mv snare moments murdering rattle snakes. at my present abiding place on my claim located 30 miles from Lusk, XYyom- ing. Thanking you for your earnest and reverent fortitude in reading this missive of torture. I remain. Sincerely yours, LI' LL' L, E B IERLE.