Yonge High School - Yongester Yearbook (Gainesville, FL)

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SEIIIIIII IIIIISS PIIUPHECU WHILE VISITING HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS I BEGAN TO CATCH UP ON NEWS OF MY OLE' CLASSMATE5 LOIS BEATY STARVED SO MUCH WHILE FEEDING THE POOR EUROPEANS THAT THE RUSSIANS MISTOOK HER FOR A PROPAGANDA LEAFLET AND DROPPED HER OUT OF A PLANE OVER GERMANY ANN BECKER JUST COMPLETED HER THIRD CYCLOTRON AND IS NOW WORKING ON THE SIXTH DIMENSION DELORES BOHANNON HAS REACHED THE HEIGHT OF HER AMBITION, SHE IS NOW MRS MOHME JACKIE BURCH WHILE TAKING A BATH ACCIDENTALLY PULLED OUT THE STOPPER AND HASNIT BEEN SEEN SINCE BILL CARROLL AFTER STARVING FOR 38 YEARS FINALLY SAVED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CADILLAC AND IS NOW WONDERING WHERE HE IS GOING TO GET THE MONEY TO BUY GAS HOwARD CLYATT CELEBRATED THE SPEAKING OF HIS IOOTH WORD OVER IN MICANOPY LAST NIGHT SARAH CROwN, THE FIRST MISSIONARY TO EVER wATCH THE SOUTH AMERICAN HEAD SHRINKING PROCESS, HAS NOW BECOME PART OF THE CEREMONY DOUG DICKEY IS NOW SERVING HIS ZND TERM AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE SING SING BETTERMENT SOCIETY JOE DUNLAP AND A CERTAIN PLUMP PARTY ARE wELL ON THE wAY TO THE COMPLETION OF THEIR OwN HOME GROWN PROFES SIGNAL BASKETBALL TEAM RUTH MARIE DURHAM wAS DOING A BOOMING BUSINESS SELLING HER HAIR FOR SPUN GOLD UNTIL ARRESTED FOR FRAUD H L FEASTER GREV A BEARD JUST TO KEEP THE GIRLS AWAY MARIA FRANCISO HAS JUST ACQUIRED A NEW HOME A THREE BEDROOM TRAILER MARY GODwIN IS NOV FRANTICALLY TRYING ALL TYPES OF FACE CREAM TO GROW OLD GRACEFULLY LIKE MADAM MOLGA HENRY GRAY wAS DEFEATED IN THE CITY RACE FOR DOG CATCHER AND wAS SO INFURIATED HE GREW AN INCH JIMMY HAINES WHILE TRYING TO NEGLECT THE GIRLS WAS NEGLECTED HIMSELF AND IS NOW KNOWN AS HHERMIT HAINES THE RUSSIANS wITHDREw HASTILY WHEN RUTH ANN HAYNES TOOK OVER THE COLD wAR N EUROPE ROLLIN HOGAN'S HARMONIZING HILLBILLIES CAN NOV BE HEARD OVER WGGG FM AT 3 A M EVERY TUESDAY MORNING BOBBY HUSS LET HIS GOLDEN LOCKS GROw AND HE'S NOW PUTTING GORGEOUS GEORGE OUT OF BUSINESS ASIDE FROM HIS NITE LIFE AT JENKINS' JUKE JOINT, TOMMY'S HEAD LIBRARIAN AT HIS OWN INSTITUTION OF LOVER READING PAUL LAGASSE, TRYING TO TRAP PAULA AND KEEP HIS TRUCK TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME, GOT SO TANGLED UP IN HIS BAILING WIRE HE HASNIT GOTTEN LOOSE YET MAC MCEACHERN HAS NOW RETIRED AND IS THE THIRD OwNER OF THE INDIANAPOLIS SPEEDWAY CAROLYN MARTINSON, AFTER SERVING HER THIRD TERM AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE WOMENIS LEAGUE OF VOTERS, IS NOW VOTING FOR HERSELF FOR THE FIRST wOMAN PRESIDENT JOHN MEIER STARTLED THE SCIENTIFIC WORLD BY SUCCESSFULLY CROSSING A GUPPY WITH A SIAMESE CAT JOHNNY MONTESANO, AFTER BREAKING THE wORLD'S TRACK RECORD WAS LAST SEEN RUNNING ON HIS wAY TO NEw YORK JAMES MOON WHILE AT SPRING TRAINING CAMP WITH THE DODGERS FORGOT TO DODGE AND PUG MORRIS HAS NOW EARNED HER FIRST MILLION WITH MORRIS' ULTRA MODERNE INTERIOR DECORATION SHOPPE CHARLEE NEwCOMER IS THE ENVY OF ALL THE BOBBY SOXERS WITH HER NATURAL STREAK OF BLONDE HAIR BILL PAGE, FAMOUS VET, WAS KICKED SO HARD WHILE SETTING A MULEIS LEG THAT HE'S NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK CYRIL PICKREN HAS RETIRED FROM THE ARMY WITH GREAT HONORS AFTER HAVING SAVED THEM THE COST OF ADDING MACHINES LO THESE MANY YEARS DONALD RILEY GOT RUN OVER BY HIS BIG BROTHER AND IS NOW A GREASE SPOT ON MAc'S SPEEDWAY JOHNNY ROBERTS HAS PLOWED UP THE NORTH FORTY AND IS NOW OUT RASIING CAIN JOAN ROBERTSON IS DIVIDING HER TIME BETWEEN SINGING, SOCIETY, AND STEVE JERRY II'LL EAT ANYTHING THAT WILL HOLD STILL, STAPLETON, JUST ELOPED WITH HUMPHREY PENNYwORTH ACK SALT IS NOW HEARD OVER HIS OWN NETWORK SINGING CHOO CHOO CHA BOOGIE BOB SHAFFER NOw HAS A CONTROLLING INTEREST IN THE RIVIERA JACKIE SMITH HAS JUST FINISHED HIS NEW JOKE BOOK, SMITHIS SMUTTY SMIRKS JANET SWEENEY HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOVN DECIDING WHETHER TO POSE FOR THE BEFORE OR AFTER PICTURE OF SLIMO REDUCING PILLS LIZ THOMAS IS TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER SHE IS GOING STEADY WITH MAC OR VICE VERSA BILL TILLIS QUIETLY SETTLED DOWN RUNNING HIS OWN FARM WHILE RAKING IN THE MONEY ON THE SIDE WITH HIS ART WORK RICHARD WEAR LANDED THE JOB OF UNDERSTUDY TO SAM SPADE AND PROVED TO BE SO GOOD SAM IS NOV RETIRING MARGARET WOOD AND DALLAS HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN THEIR LITTLE PLASTIC PALACE AND ARE NOV SINGING DONIT G AROUND MUCH ANYMORE EGGY WOODS IS STILL SINGING SAVE THE CONFEDERATE MONEY BOYS, 'CAUSE THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN MARY VIRGINIA ZIPPERER GOT MIXED UP IN THE MAROI GRAS WHILE IN NURSES TRAINING IN NEw ORLEANS AND HER RELA TIVES MAY NOW BE HEARD SINGING, nCARRY ME BACK TO OLD VIRGINNY SQUEEK SwILLEY WHILE DOING SECRETARIAL wORK DECIDED T0 BECOME THE BOSS'S SPOUSE CONRAD JONES WAS JUST AWARDED A MEDAL FOR BREAKING HIS RECORD HNEVER SHAVE TODAY IF YOU CAN DO IT TOMORROW JOHN BLACK, THE SECOND CHARLES ATLAS, IS NOV THREATENING THE TITLE OF JOE LOUIS JODA TAGGERT IS TAKING FRENCH LESSONS IN ORDER TO IMPRESS THE PATRONS OF HER DRESS SHOPPE WITH AH, EET EES TRES CHIC MARGIE SCHNELLE IS NOW UP IN TALLAHASSEE BURNING THE EARS OFF THE SENATORS JEAN VICKERS HAS JUST COMPLETED THE NEW LYRICS TO HOME ON THE RANGE STARTING wITH NON, WHERE IS THE FAT TO FRY THE BACON MARCOS ETTEDGUI wAS JUST GIVEN THE CARPENTER'S MEDAL FOR COMPLETING A NEW LOCK ON THE PANAMA CANAL 27 I . 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CORE SECTION A LEFT TO RIGHT, FIRST ROW JOYCE MCGRIFF SUSAN CONE ALICE NEAL TERRY BEECHER MARY JANE JENKINS, MARILYN BRIDGES ROSEMARY SAWYER EDITH DENNISON SECOND ROW GRIFFITH SWEENEY, CAROLYN BRIDGES, JANE ARNOLD, MARY OwENS JESSIE F STER JOAN ZINN EULA CRIDER, BYRON TIDWELL, MARIAN CLYATT J HN PARKHURST THIRD ROW DR COX JIMMY EMERSON, HORACE EIEVEIIIH GHHIJE CORE SECTION B LEFT TO RIGHT, FIRST ROW CARNEN JENKINS, JOHNNY RUTH WALKER JANE HUNTER GLENDA GAR RISON, CHARLOTTE SMYSOR, BARBARA DELL, BERNICE DENTON, DIANE CHAMBERLIN IDA MAE LIVEN GOOD SECOND ROW JOHN NEWCOMER, HENRY HARRIS, BOBBY HARR BILLY MERRIT, JACKIE ZIERJACK EARL ROSIER, BETTY Lou LATIMER, GEORGE BEERS JOE WHITE GEORGE WILL L UIS HOWELL HUNTER BLACK, BILLY HUTCHERSON MR MOODY THIRD ROW HAROLD LANKEORD B LLY HILL GDR DON SMITH, CHARLES PARRISH JIMMY STRINGEELLow STEVE SCHNELL, DALLAS DEYARNOND : , , , Y , , T . : I C l I , O . : . . HELL, BUD PAGE, JOHN ESHERMAN, LUTHER BLAKE, HERBERT CRQWSONq JOHN DAMRIER, ALLEN LUTHER. : I , , - , - . : , , , I , 0 I , . . : , I , - I P '