Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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A typical Senior ' s request: YESIIIVA UNIVERSITY REQUEST FORM This form is for students to use in requesting inform ation and specific rulings from a school office. The student must not presume that a request has been approved, but most receive written notification. If the student wants the reply mailed to him he should attach a stamped self-addressed envelope (no stamp required of dormitory residents) ; otherwise the reply will be held at the office in which the form was filed and is to be picked up there. Social Sec. No. L School of YU XF r Und.-groduot., rlo»] Up (?€ C S nipr Groduoto: Deportm.nlJ M -5? 0 Please be as specific, detailed, and concise as possible in reqo.-d to the nature ot your request and the reasons which necessitate it: IZ ujl om )■(- r a.y Concei n: ' » C.i ' rrcnTly ' n ua er Setn oi vta or.if ' ■ pr-C-f ' a atfcf ec-ooo ' i ic- , (oai- jU ' f ' 7-a»Tj+e -« ,„r-. l f rHySt 4ti( e Jaw. ' s Uii r 4 £o i a«-f ' c n=p K ( o t ptvys.ts afos anJ e -+s A r kio - p S.i S wq ' ivhJ, i ,u fe ' et . «4 ,-f- - k ' -f Soc I -A- A- .v,, + u «n,-k T f t ' if ' iYC{. «uif i-fiK - Ir l . ' ;tl l:i c.. . .: . -- ' - --= ; - - - - ' .w %,„ co.r.e and r«c .„k c n eco -jor. A y... ««o yy , , c. 9. 1 s o Student ' s Signature , FOR OFFICE USE ONLY Comments by Student ' s Department Chaimian, Adviser, etc LuM Ar Ui iiA . n u. o r hK Action taken: f Zp ' O Signature ' w {J U ). . fc

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There are those in Yeshiva who believe that Pre-Meds have no religious inclinations. To the contrary, they fervently adhere to the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF PRE-MED I am a grub, selfish, the only person that really matters. II. Thou shalt worship any graven images or likenesses of Stanley H. Kaplan. III. Thou shalt not mention Zelefsky ' s name in vain. IV. Remember the day of thine first acceptance to sanctify it. V. Honor thy father and thy mother, even though they are the ones putting thee through the hell of Pre- Medicine. VI. Thou shalt tamper with thy fellow ' s experiment. VII. Thou shalt become intimate with doctor— seeking girls. VIII. Thou shalt cheat and plagarize for the A . IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine fellow cheater unless thou canst benefit from it (get an A ). X. Thou shalt not merely covet thy fellow grubs ' acceptance letter; thou shalt withdraw his name from all schools to which he has applied, thereby creating an opening for thyself. Ail for a med school seat.

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