Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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The next morning, the three knights emerged from their respective sleeping quarters, feeUng well rested. Piouse asked the Innkeeper if he could recommend a place where the knights could dine. The Inn of Choparkalex, the Gastronomical Wizard, intoned the Lofty Innkeeper, is a fine place to eat. I and Mrs. Innkeeper often indulge there. He then proceeded to tell the knights how to reach this den of dumplings. The knights thanked him for his hospitality and proceeded on their way. The knights soon reached a clearing in the middle of which stood a small building. A signboard attached to the building read: Ye Eating-Place of CHOPARKALEX (Also Catering Done) PEPSI 1 ■— ■— ' gfc,

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But what had become of Indifferaunce? Transported by the Innkeeper into Morgue, he found the hall to be extremely comfortable. He strolled through the hall in a carefree manner, marveling at its design. Pushing open one of the doors, Indif- feraunce found a man sitting at a desk. The man took no notice of him, but lit a cigarette, a cigar, and a pipe in quick succes- sion. He was sitting on a pile of ropes, which were constantly winding themselves around his body — yet seemed not to impair his movements. Finally, the man saw Indifferaunce, and said, Rrmph? Indifferaunce entered cautiously, lest the strange man seize him in his tentacles. He was motioned to a seat. The room was growing hazy with tobacco smoke. What are your career goals? asked the man. Have you fulfilled all your course requirements? Caught off guard, Indifferaunce said, Are there requirements here? Could you help me fulfill them? I would help you, young man, said the smoker, peering through the haze, but my hands, as you can see, are tied. Give us a good year. ' As the smoker went back to his work, Indifferaunce left the room. Soon, he found a room with an empty bed. Exhausted from the day ' s many perils, he collapsed upon the bed and slept.

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Entering, the knights found the place empty . if this place is so good, said Indifferaunce, there should be more people here. Have a seat, said a voice. Cautiously, the knights sat down; Piouse opened a menu and read, Student Special, Puree of Dragon Scales, Breaded Toadstools, Chopar- kalex Surprise. The Surprise is highly recommended, said the voice. Then let us have Surprises all around, cried Zealos . Oh, you will, said the voice. The bowls of food soon appeared and the knights ate hungrily .