Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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H ' s llic I ' .iiili iivoi yiiiii |Mi(i IS |)( iiriii)4 ()iii mill I Ins work, wliiili In liii|i(s isn ' i Imriii ; Tlu I Lists lir ' s CUIling, lll IlliK lli.il In s|)l-ll(lill ;, ' I lir k.ir 111 llir |HiiIs wlinln lir lii.i lir (ilfriiilini,;. t is Jul I ' lrisjui, ill, II (iasliiiii; romaniic. Anil l ' ,ii;;lisli, Ins 1,11. course, lli.ii drives lis all Iraiitic; ■(.•l liirilur, liir I ' lucli .nicl Inr all ihiiij s Hellenic, Ami Inially I ' liiil, vvliosc idta ' s Hyj ienic. H L;ivcs us (iiiisluML; .nul liiylur Anili. Which, il seems, was inveiued u torture us with; Sociology (Cioldberg) and drinstein (T. 1.); And there ' s dross, s ' lin s in Physics, and ends the siipjiiy. II is for Hoenig, a Jewish Historian, Teacher of ancient events thai we glory in; Hurwitz, of course, who ' s known better as D(K, Is the man to whose classroom the students all flock. I is for Is.iacs, our capable Dean, He whose power o ' ersways us, though seldom he ' s seen • For his duties permit him to see only them Unto whom he ' s professor of Physical ( ' hem. W is for Joseph, of Chemistry Dept., He who sees in the Lab that good order is kept: And there ' s Jung, who has taught us the Jewish Ideal — Quite the least understood of our subjects. I feel. E is for Kisch, w lio ' s in Chem., and for Klein, A professor of English; yet further, the sign Education means Kraus, who is next on the list — Hut for want of another one, uuess I ' ll desist. L is for both of the men named Levine; For Linn and for Lisman; for Litman (he ' s keen); For Lookstein and Lowan and Luchins ' new station - I haven ' t the space for the rests ' occupation.

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Ballad of the Faculty (AZRIEL RoSEM-ELD, 50) Hearkeiij children, unio mc Singing of the faculty; Alphabetic order, here Tells of those we love and fear: il is for Abel: the Social Mosaic; For Adler and Music; for Arfa (Hebraic); For Atlas, Biology ' s champion ever, And all the Assistants — those boys are so clever! m is for Belkin, who ' s head of our U., And for Block, Mathematics, who ' s listed here too; Yes, it ' s also for Braun and the French that he teaches, Besides being Brody ' s Historical speeches. U is Chernowitz (a Frenchman, you see), And it ' s also for Churgin, for Gershon and P.; And of course there ' s the Catalogue — now in the embers - Which gave me a list of the faculty members! ■I is for Damon, professor of Speech, And the Defects he finds in the language of each; Drazin ' s the next one — Philosophy Lect. On Foundations of Jewishness — am I correct? 10

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M is for Margaliih, Poli-Librariaii; Matz, financier (who is not proletarian); Meyers of Physics, whose spcciahy ' s Optik, And Mirskv, Hchraisi. who ends this synoptic II gives us Nalhn and music ' s fair charms — It ' s the story of Symphonies, Haydn to Brahms — And there ' s No One beside him to fill up this letter And help me conclude this — the sooner the better! T s tor the Office Girls, long may they stay And attract us to visit the Office all day; What we need in this school is the feminine touch- And a pox on the men who ' d deny us all such! P is for Posen, at Physics a whiz — His Electrical Course is rtuoltmg ' — it is!! And it ' s also for Purvis, our Super so loyal, Whose staff keeps the buildings in splendor that ' s royal. B is the Question your poet must ask Of himself as he labors, bent over his task : Now just what in the world am I going to do When I get to such letters as ' X, ' ' V and ' Q ' f ' R is for Rackman ' s Political Sci. And for Rosenberg ' s dear old Gedanken Sind Frei ; Mr. Ryan, a Speaker, next calls our attention — His work on our accents deserves special mention. H ecjuals Saphire of Bio; Dean Sar; Drs. Sas and Savitsky — they ' re both up to par — . nd, respectively, Spanish and Psych are their fields While to Silverman, Registrar, History yields. is for Tauber, who rose from T. A. To assist us at Speechmaking — that ' s what they say; And there ' s Terkel, whose field is our bcjys ' Education — Which .seems like an awfully tough ficctijiation!