Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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CLASS HISTORY Dave Skopp thinks Shakespeare has a lot of punch . . . William thinks Dave has a lot of paunch too . . . Dave breaks into Dramatic Society as he plays Monsieur Pichon — vi ' hich he certainly did Vi ' onder- fully . . . Sy Eckstein doing a wonderful job with the E. T. F. by put- ting all his Begs in cne Askit . . .Rabbi Shatzkes likes him too . . . Nehemiah Gellman who learns in lhe Beth Medrash and does his bot- tling in Chem lab is one calm fellow who never gets his test tubes in an uproar . . . Prof. Hartstein tells Tekuzener he hasn ' t enough points for graduation . . . the bulletin board changes and Tek becomes a creditor . . . Hyman Fishman, phoJcg editor of Mosmid, is also a flash in the pan in Shomer Hadatti. The meal is over ... we finally get our just dessert — applesauce. Twenty-eight

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HISTORY as secretary . . . Big men of ' 44 . . . Green, Steiman, Blass, begin their run on Student Council ... J. Shelley Appelboum shows . . . Dramatic Society . . . Artie Cohen leaves school and Gordon takes up where he left off . . . Gordon packing bogs now . . . Louis Tuchman elected anonymously president of French club for third time ... As far as basketball is con- cerned we become chumps losing to the lowly juniors by two points ... in our last gome . . . the first time in our career. This year our Friday mornings are free . . . class mathematicians devote these mornings to calculation of distance from Boro Park to Y. C. while Atkin pre- pares his lectures on Isaiah . . . Schuchalter and Abelow lecture on Case Histories in Social Psych . . . The Smicha committee is exhausted in 5 hour confer- ence with Tannenbaum . . . Rothman still puns his fun in History without a quiver . . . Bronznick and Litman prepare new edition of the first Mishneh in Chulin . . Lennie Goldstein provides Keys to Logical Inquiry . . . Dave Susskind ' s terpsichorean maneuvers don ' t ring so true to Doc Levin . . . Class is hypnotized by Levin ' s lectures . , . Particularly Speiser who acquires appreciation for Mrs, Wagner ' s apple pie . . . Levin ' d I.Q. tests for Pacsover . . . Professor Abraham Luchins returns on furlough to receive warmest appreciation of students and Award. Gershon (Gerald) Winer allows his Hamigdal to fly in the air choosing position of disciplinarian in Hebrew . . . Bulletin Board loses its innate ideas and becomes tabula rasa . . . Steiman learns quote if you start with nothing you get nothing — unquote . . . Committee applies it with Churgin and we get nothing ... no finals in Hebrew . . . instead we are invited by Prof. Mirsky to prepare encyclo- pedic articles on Isaiah for the quarterly — ' Tolpioth where Halacho at last becomes grammatical . . . Freddie Sommers rediscovers values of Saturday nites but finds it quite tedious to m ' lava malkc to the Bronx . . . Retrospectively we discover you kant debate with the Talmud and that Maimonides knew something too . . . (you might ' nt know it by the way WE try to defend him. Indoor fashion show held in Dorm Social Hall . . . Ellenberg and Raab find suitable garments for the Mahatmo-nits. Green, Steiman, Orentlicher, Appelboum, Tuchman, Artie Cohen and Abe Hortstein show American col- leges who ' s who . . . Joel Corn collaborates with Gene Tunney to write a piece about the effects of tobacco on growth . . . Masmid business manager, Murray Bell, rings one up for hmiself by being chosen class gentleman . . . Carl Einhorn studies Shakespeare and hears Prof. Klein in his first recital . . . verse- olile indeed . . . Harold Furst turns Co-op into Super Market . . . Auerbach makes debut over WNYC in Columbian debate . . . Simon Glustrom, the Georgia peach, likes his meat with a pear . . . shows that his good taste extends to sartorial fields as well . . . Commie editor Paul Orentlicher floats around with Helen. Twenty-seven

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JOSEPH MANDLEKORN President SOL ZAIFMAN Vice-President TED COMET President ABRAHAM WERNER Vice-President NATHAN ROSENBAUM President MARVIN ZELKOWITZ Vice-President Twenty-nine