Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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HISTORY YE5HIVH COLLEGE Mineteen

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i f ALFRED WIESEL MARTIN ZION READING, PA. Should you see an artist At ivork at his easel While flanked hy three girl friends, ' Twill doubtless be Wiesel. Cpntlenian. scholar, W hat more need we say Of the handsomest product Of Reading Pa? Candids by David Miller Eighteen

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FRESHMAN YEAR remember. I remember One September morn We filed from the Bursar ' s den And the ' 42 Men irere born ... The powers that be take one look at us — and a three-man Executive Committee Is rushed Into being . . . Drs. Isaacs, Churgin and Belkin . . . Mrs. Levltan meets us with outstretched palm, and we go -forth to be stripped of our shirts and pants by the good Doc Swick . . . statistics reveal that we ' re a cosmopolitan iot hailing from Egypt, Winnipeg, Danzig, Denver, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Connecticut, and the Bronx . . . and of course our Baltlmorons . . . We are welcomed by a smoker screen laid by the Poe! Hamlzrachi . . . Our difficulties with the faculty begin . . . Prof. GInsburg ' s famous: And what was your father ' s name, Esterson? . . . we ' re finally stumped by a problem . . . no, not math, but which is the front and which is the back of Yukey ' s fabulous headgear ... Eli Levine, the mighty atom, redistributes atoms and presto — one baby girl . . . we can ' t decide whether to call her Ethyl or Ester ... we are presented with empirical evidence that acetone Is explosive even under the carefully controlled conditions under which I will perform this experiment. Don ' t worry, Gutman, nothing will happen. B-O-O-M! . . . hlls theme song: I didn ' t know what time it was. As the hall clock takes a cue and speeds up . . . Those with more intes- tinal fortitude take physics and Lo an ' behold It takes them . . . with true poetic fervor Prof. Shelley Sa-fires the boys with an appreciation of Galen ... we learn that it ' s cricket to picket as Mickey Mouse ' s big brother makes a personal appearance opposite the Social hHall . . . Reuben Siegel has a slight Southern accent . . . Mr. Irving Linn makes us fellows earn our heritage by the sweat of our notes . . . We spend an uneasy year in occupied France, done up Braun . . . although some have the pleasure of discovering that not all German Rosenbergs are Aryan philosophers . . . V is for Victoria as we trip the light fantastic and break the Loan Fund and Mirsky ' s allowance for the next three years . . . His creditors see to it that his z V) z 1942 Twenty