Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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SENIORS SAMUEL F. MEYER, President ABRAHAM N. ZUROFF, Vice-President JEROME H. ROSEXBLUM. Secretary PHILIP M. GELLIS, Treasurer GABRIEL SCHONFELD, Athletic Mgr.

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UJaze of wT tr uJeav ' S Education i.- liti ' . jay.- John Dewey and What a Life! sigh forty-five harassed Freshman as the hiirsar tries to take the shirts of! our hack hut it is too late . . . the medical exam had already done so . . . And so into Our Freshmae Year Among the neophytes are Charley Shoulson who tries to control The Wave of the Future with his fingers . . . Maurice J. Wohlgelernter who speaks English . . . Gelbart, just one of the boys, who seems very sane . . .Joe Adler, our only major in Health Education, goes into a four year coma . . . We begin the process of becoming erudite fools by considering the welfare of The ' Nation, MEANWHILE stringing a beautiful Linn . . . In Speech, we are given the opportunity to Damonstrate that our pronunciation is ng . . . also d for th . . . Chanover and Isaacson begin a bad habit by taking over the Presiden- tial and Vice-presidential posts respectively . . . Hy gets the ' governing urge when he receives the Feuerstein Award . . . We are introduced to Machiavelli in the form of A. Lion with a black moustache . . . By the way, wasn ' t Gersh Appel supposed to be President of the Student Council? . . . Finding the extra year of college which is planned for us an opportunity for further studv, we institute Universitv Extension courses on Lane-181 but we get no credit for our enthusiasm . . . Much fanfare attends Yeshiva ' s one million dollar drive but after the cork is removed from the floors, they come down to earth with a bang . . . There are no women at Ycshiva so Ludwig Lewisohn accepts an invitation to address the school . . . The problem of will and ac- tion is solved successfully by the Seniors who score a perfect mark in the first Wasserman Test given at Yeshiva . . . Some of us see that not all dirt is concentrated in our dormitories, as we see Erskine CaldwelFs Journeyman . . . The Registrar ' s psychological complexes grow more complex as he records the IQ results of the class . . . We decide not to hog all the glories and cop only the Intramural Baseball Championship, leaving a victorious Class Night stili a thing to be accomplished but WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!! ... In We notice that the class has been K-0 d as Pit Kolman, Benny Karp, Marv Karp and Mike Kramer desert the ranks . . . We are privileged to watch the collapse of a dynasty of restau-RAT-eurs . . . Chanover and Isaacson rocket into office; the five year plan rockets out ... A few stalwarts take a dare and sign for Physics . . . Wohlgelernter begins to revive the glories of the eighties and nineties (need we explain?) . . . Flies are caught in the History classes . . . Blossoming proletarians revolt as they survey an English survey course M A S M I D • • ■ Damon-sthenes leeringly waxes eloquent (from the other side of the door) as the boys longingly peer through the window panes . . . We turn the tables on Doc Houdini Hurwitz by doing a disappearing act after the role is taken Eig iteen