Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Have You Forgotten Yet ? 1935 — I ' ()l-Iy l r liai i ' I ' l-cslinicri iniiii ' I ' rciiii mII ihii- hi llic iiriiqiii ' institution Miul i ' lud IlicinscUcs mM iiM-r llic liiiildinn nuisl r. ' il inn i :i . . . ' i ' lii- iritclli(;cn :i; cxain is l;ilvrii .■iiid uc .-irr (lisilliisidiiid cxin uillimil iidiii;; lliri)iif;li four years of cnllcj c , . . ' I ' lii ' |iiilil ii;il |i(il liiyiiis 1(1 iiiiil; i- :u-i lir;iiiil((l witii Vcsliiva fire . . . I.cviu tnki ' S a (hep wliill of tiic stew (ind liccoiucs iiiflaird . . . Vc arc the last link witli tlic old j;ani - of IV ' tcgorsky, T ' cuiTstcin, and Siinsovit ,. Inc. . . . W ' c run a ])rivati ' imitation of school cNclions iti uliicli I5cii Krritniaii l)cconu-s pn sidciil and I ifsliitz and his glasses c()|i I he vice iircsidciiry . . . { ' lasses start . . . ' I ' ln- math class funclioii on , . , An ellipse is a eii-ele dot you step oTi - or what .lukic wears on his head . . . History willi f ' inkelslei!! liecomes an extra eiirrieular activity as the boys discuss world |)rol)lcms in the local coffee stores . . . W ' c f;et assijfn- mcnls to find hooks — and the library . . . We find Dickson ' s phi]oso])]iy of life all wet . . . Doe Rosenberg- demonstrates his knowlege of German in the French class and of French in Iiis German class . . . Wc go through P.S. elickedy click . . . Comes the revolution, Poupie will liquidate the Th . . . The language profs go into a huddle before each class and couir out in time to make the last bell ... Mr. Sar, you know him? — also a teacher . . . Miuskott hits the ceiling and gits sore wlicn Gellman ribs him about it — literally . . . Rothstein writes the alma mater song — sounds suspiciously like I ' ve Hccn Working on the Railroad . . . The Commentator takes to quoting the jirophets and l.eo takes the Fcuerstein Award . . . Our dean becomes ex . . . The boys take a ride up the H idson ; chaperoned by the So)ihs . . . Oh. yes, Phil Kaplan is our seeret.iry . . . 1936 — In spite of one year in college, we come back for a second dose of learn- ing . . . To our surprise, the millenium has already taken place at Yesliiva . . . Sta- tistics have proved it, it seems, that Y.C. men are getting out too short . . . Five years in the sunshine will make bigger saps of us, it is predicted . . . And so, the alma mater goes completely Red and adopts a five-year plan . . . Our class is not yet ripe for the Ideal Society . . . With telegrams of condolenee and confidence and with mass emigration imminent, a counter-revolution is suecessfuUy staged . . . I ' .verything is in flux . . . Wolf changes glasses; we change vice-presidents . . . Kreitman retains his post witli I,e in as (vice-)president . . . Miller finds himself without a Latin class and is forced to give competition to a vociferous Mintz . . . •Icrry Siegel lectures to us on the difference between sublimity and beauty after due researeli with his trusty opera glasses . . . Poupie becomes an animated cherry tree which pleads with George Washington ' Freed not to chop him off . . . Prof. Damon takes moving pictures of the class; plastic surgery is contemplated by The Boys as a possible career . . . Dr. Isaacs insists on lending fire to his le ctures even if he must start an explosion . . . Doc Liptzin introduces class caps to guard against giluy rosh ' . . . Sexual Hygiene is introduced with Dr. Freed teaching down dcre . . . A liO is a passing mark. so he passes everyone . . . Bike riding becomes a curricnlar activity. Aye. tliere ' s the rub . . . We feel as much at home in the water as an asjiirin when the gym class begins to frequent down-town swimming Ticenty-three 1 )