Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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MASMID SOLOMON ABEL Brooklyn, New York SAMUEL ADELMAN Irvlngton, New Jersey GERSION APPEL Cleveland, Ohio LAWRENCE H. CHARNEY Bayonne, New Jersey Thirty

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ami Jtrry Willi walks oil wKli llic Malli Mclal . . . Joscj to his East Siilc fricniis thai he lias become Assistant Dean third act . . . Three down and one to o. S, Nobtl modestly ailmits . ' I ' he curtain falls on the And ' 37 At Last 1937 ( omini; down llic liomcslrctth as the curtain rises for the Imal act (for some anyhow) . . . Gersion Appcl, Norm Goldklang, I. H. Rose and Jerry Gordon arc elected school ollicers with Izzie Miller designated as Editor of the Masmid, while Eisenberg and Ribner offer their services to Council for the benefit of the class. The registrar ' s oH ' icc becomes very popular , . . i ' ' inding Yeshiva students an un- apprcciativc audience for singing talent, Rahmin Sion lurns to politics . . . He starts on the bottom and works his weight up as he becomes dining-room manager . . . Mrs. Simon threatens the boys with stripping (their beds) as Minyan attendance wanes and back rent mounts . . . We regress to High School age for a day, when the T. A. gets complimentary tickets to the Polo Grounds on Lag B ' Omer . . . Gersion Appel is given a set of Graetz in appreciation! of his able leadership . . . Rabbi Lookstein ' s course in Jewish Sociology proves an excellent treat as it is given for the first time. . . . Reserved seats to miserable underclassmen are sold for Doctor Savitsky ' s lectures . . . Teach displays his histrionic proficiency as he tells of his experiences in prisons and lunatic asylums . . . Red Newman, head of the Concert Bureau, inaugurates a March of Slime as he obtains complimentary tickets to Western Waters and Journeymen , . . Doc Abel turns out to be a most regular fellow . . . Heal capital stock . . . Dr. Philip Krause takes time out from education to teach the boys the physical con.stitution of a mummy . . . Doc Margalith hopes that Mathathuthath (Massachusetts) were banished from the Union . . . Sagaciously informs the boys that war determines not who is right but who is left ... Eli forms a synthesis and takes over the Chem Class as Dr. Isaacs is elevated to the position of Assistant to the President . . . We still can ' t distinguish between Dr. Isaacs ' office and a hole in the wall . . . But the Phi-Phi Beta can . , . Many merry moments are spent at Class Night . . . Stars are born as M. C. Greenberg, mike and all, introduces the Senior Satellites . . . Sam Adelman on the Glory Road, Sonny Eisenberg (we just found out that his official monicker is Isaiah) as Prof, elicits some rollicking remarks from pupils Prairie Flower Mintz, Wee-wee Goldklang, Office Boy Miller, City Lights Peretz and Vanishing Cream Hurwitz . . . The seniors monopolize the Basketball Varsity which for the first time in history comes out on top as the fairer sex attends . . . Mintz crashes the faculty . . . Red Newman turns G Man and helps Noble {Joseph S.) track down examination criminals (People in glass houses shouldn ' t ...)... The Phiy Room is rejuvenated by Jerry Gordon . . . The boys get next to Dr. Revel (in the class picture) . . . Kodak stocks boost as seniors don caps and gowns in Commencement preview . . . Collegiate Digest publicizes Yeshiva as the American Seat of Oriental Learning . . . Mager is graduated from High School . . . Max Halpert draws first blood as he beats the boys to the altar ... A grand finale takes place at the Senior Affair which immediately precedes Commencement . . . Now we stroll down the Auditorium which today appears unusually majestic in its serenity . . . The Valedictory, The Degrees, Hatikvoh . . . Our history at Yeshiva is thus brought to a close . . . From our memories it can never be effaced . . . It will never pass into nothingness ... 19 Twenty-nine

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ISAIAH EISENBERG Jersey City, New Jersey IRVING ELGART Bronx, New York CHARLES ELKIN Brooklyn, New York AARON GOLD New York, N. Y. I J» 3 8 Thirty-one