Yeshiva University - Masmid Yearbook (New York, NY)

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MASMID SENIOR CLASS Twenty-six

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How Can We Forget , » . ' 34 I ' ; VI I ' rolcssor liinstcin rcteivcs an lionor.iry decree as the class of ' 3K is vvclionuil iiiio llif scIiodI. I lie works are on . . . Sonny Hiscnber ' and Hcrbic Kosher rcpicscnl lln. hoys in khiiu il , . . Doc Ginsberg outdoes Paris when it tomes to sc■llil styles in imn ' s luis (oi sIiduM v. c say hat ) I could have sworn Mr. Zolt v,is hfie. A iK ' w liridtif i ' ' ileiln .iicl i( Yukie — and in appreciation he wears it on Ihc lirst d.iy lo class . . . ■■.SiiowIhiuiuI hcfomes a synonym for inebriation as Dr. Dickson oilers his apoloi its lor l.nliIl lo attend class . . . Sonny, Normie, and Herbie Kosher make (he basketball v.irsily . . . Cuts are still on the house as attendance in Hebrew classes is at a premium . . . Mintz takes the class by storm as he avers that Helen of Troy was a parat;on of pulchritude . . . The Phi Phi Beta society is formed in the house of cards . . . Doc Rcsenberg, the gentleman from Wisconsin expicsses Ins ani.izenient at the seeming state of hilarity which ensues in the class after he tslls the same joke which left Mrs. Rosenberg expressionless . . . Doc Hurwitz criticizes student reports which have never been submitted . . . Tiny Myron Saal is conspicu- ously unveiled before the class and serves as an inspiration for Mit-y Mager to enlarge his daily milk rations . . . The boys become s and ng conscious as a serious doubt lurks in the hacks of their respective minds as to whether Dr. Damon ' s name is really spelled with an A (ha Ha HA HAW HAW) ... Joe Noble has not as yet acquired a middle name and still has to be proctored at exams . . . Chubby starts to TraiL the A ' s and finds Saul ( I ' m frightfully sorry Teacher ) Gorenstein in b.ot pursuit . . . With no effort at all Peretz goes down in history. . . A new vista of entertainment is discovered as the boys declare that it can happen here and the first co-ed affair is staged . . . The turnout is small as some are still afraid to revel . . .Lenny Waldman is a full-fledged student, majoring in lunch and library . . . The boys chute tlirout;li the ex.uns . . . One down and three to co . . . On To ' 35 U 3 ' i — The class of ' 38 comes back to Sopho-more and is pleasantly surprised to find its ranks swelled by an influx of studious summer toilers . . . Our first taste of Harvard is distasteful, but the English Lit. course turns out to be the year ' s best . . . A new foreign language is mastered — Chaucer ' s English . . . Normie Siegel sub- limates by delivering a flaming lecture on the intimate life of Burns after his lecture passes the Board of Censors — Mrs. Purvis ... In mass revolt against Chemistry, Dr. Lsaacs is sentenced to solitary confinement during lectures ... Eli Levine reigns in the Lab but the boys pour out none the less ... A cry of I wuz robbed goes up from Kid Greenberg as a 100 in the Chem Final nets only a B in a class of 12 A ' s . . . Mintz is seen sporting a pillow to classes as he finds class-room seats a little hard on the cist . . . It may not be as deep as a well nor a s wide as a barn, but it will suffice . . . Louis is now eligible for regular ablutions in the ritual bath . . . Eisenberg and Goldklang are sent to council . . . The legend of King Roger and Prime Minister Silas begins to appear in bi-monthlv installments ... A new movement is on foot and the Prime Minister is knocked ofl both of his . . . ( The old order changeth yielding 1 9 :i « Twenty -seven