Yeshiva University High School - Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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y-,i Will and Testament We. the senior class of 1981, of the Yeshiva University Los Angeles High School, allegedly being of sound mind and body, do hereby declare this document to be our last will and testament Article I Eyal - a multi-million dollar contract with the LA, Rams, Motis - a yeshiva that he could not get kicked out of. Oleg - a test in physics that he ' d foil Hoskel - a saying that someone else besides himself will understand George - a battalion of troops that he coulc ' lead Eddie - more time for Limudei Kodesh Nosson - a library of cliff notes Stan - more models to pose for the summer art classes that he missed Meir - a yearbook that has money to embezzle Bruce - a lifetime membership to the Sports Connection Kourosh - four more years of Sima ' s class Mark - his own kingdom in which he has to win Irwin - Cindy ' s pony tail. Farhad - a personal tour of the girl ' s school, Steve - a world full of NCSY ' ers Joel - more free periods Amir - four more years of IVIrs Kurtzman Ronnie - a first place trophy in a Fred Shuldiner look-alike contest David - a lifetime supply of Benny Hill movies Alex - five free photography lessons. Lorry - bagels, gum, and sunflower seeds Article II Teddy Dawson - a broken record saying Eyal Ben-lsaal, Elliot Ziblo, and Jeff Reemer Chabad - a better football team in order for them not to get shutout by us in the future Lintz - better luck next year Evan Malmuth - o totally new and unconceited personality Hap Zovak - a chance to publish the Village People ' s yearbook New Jew - belief in G-d in order to win future football game, Girize School - a better view from the alley Miguel - someting to drrink All the Bobas and Happy People - five free lessons in Proper Jive Lydia and Jono - oil our love Article III Rcobi Hexter - more food fights, Dr Powell - DAKA written in bold print on every page in the yearbook Rabbi Auerbach - more toothpicks Robbi Schnur - Pirum Looney Robbi Gold - more freshies to beat up Rabbi Lerner - a subscription to WEE magazine Rabbi Niehaus - more food Mr Kofz - a calculator that doesn ' t have to be recharged David Ben Menachem - rriore students in the 12th grade Sima Harlev - a Cadillac without on alarmi Mrs Kurtzman - a microphone Mr Butt - free hair transplant Mr Shuldiner - new quizes and outlines Mrs, Sinofsky - a bigger library Robbi Tendler - better airn for throwing erasers We hereby appoint and designate the Senior Class of 1982 to carry out the terms of the above document faithfully, and to serve without compensation We, whose names are transcribed below do certify this, on the eighteenth of June, in the year One Thousand Nine Hundred Eighty One, Eya! Ben-lsoac Matis Cohen Oleg Dynr.ovsky Haskel Ezra George Frankel Eddie Kempe Nosson, Laufer Stan Lebovic Meir Levin Bruce Liebovich Kourosh Magerefteh Mark Mintz Irwin Nachimson Farhad Noziri Steve Petlok Joel Petlin Ronnie Sieger Amir Shirian David Slavin Alex Tannenbaum Larry Winter