Yeshiva University High School For Girls - Elchanette Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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0,5 I 1 5--4 Q1 f,,......, Ui -f-4 I MARCUS and CHESIR HIT MET In her first appearance at the New York Metropolitan Opera House, Miss Marcus was breathtaking in a daring blue gown tconforming to Central's standards, of coursej. Rising to her full stature, the lovely virtuoso opened her mouth and the beautiful pear-shaped tones of Ah Like It flowed forth. At the end of her performance the audience, to a man, stood up and cheered for a full half hour. The Women left. Accompanying Miss Marcus on the piano was our talented pianist, Miss Bayle Chesir. Owing to the fact that all the keys of the piano were present and accounted for, the supreme grandeur of the selection was ap- preciated. SCIENTISTS STUMPED, SOMETHING FISHY Miss Barbara Shapiro, tuna connoisseur of live con- tinents, has exhausted the supply. Creating a tuna drink, shed has downed copious amounts of sandwiches. Miss Shapiro is now on tour fighting for the cause of synthetic tuna. Meanwhile, she has turned to cod. TZIRII. INTERPRETS TALES OF HOFFMAN The prima ballerina, Moira Bernstein, is featured presently at the Globe theatre in her own interpretation of the Tales of Hoffman . She has revolutionized the dance world with her latest step The Stamp of the Hoof. In her performance she brings out the liner points in her dance routine. A LOT OF DOUGH Miss Sarah R. Berlin has won her tenth consecutive rise Cby using yeastj to heights while introducing her technicolor cake decorator . . . !! This cake was dedi- cated to her alma mater portraying The Best Wasted Years of Her Life !! REFORM OF THE SONNET New Poetess Laureate of the United States of Central, Miss Vivian Blachor, standardizes the sonnet to thirteen and a half lines and uses the beat of piambic centameter. The Shmulitzer prize was awarded to this acomplished poetess. - Thirty-One - 0 0 D ,J V 'il 0 f.. 0 0 0 ,, U 1 0 I v A it v tl I T 0 'tl u , A -'i 5--4, 2--4' 0 0 ol' U U L 0 0

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xl ol 0 Us-f-an or U ol?-T o U! o 0 to of u P? 0 0 , 0 0 0 0 o 0 u ui 0 0 o U 0 o 0 a 0 NEW SCHOOL -OF ART STARTED BY MODERN YOUNG PAINTER Miss Nahama D. Deutsch shocked the world by de- veloping a new method of expression in art. In her latest exhibition of masterpieces at the Museum of Modern Art, Miss Deutsch exhibited her unusual talents in por- traying what the critics call unnatural realismn. When asked to what she attributed her success, she modestly replied, . . . . NEW ILLUSTRATED COPY OF . SHALONIM ON SALE Realizing the problems that all students have in reading and understanding the Shalonim, Miss Phyllis Hausman undertook the printing of a new seven million page volume containing all the Shalonim, their explana- tions and answers. This book is cleverly illustrated in ten colors corresponding to our famous ten plagues. SHOCK!!! The former Miss Schonfeld has shocked the world by presenting her husband with an army of sixtuplets. This created quite a problem among the manufacturers of baby furniture and clothes. The mother of the sixtuplets finally decided to use the products of the .... company which include a reversible double decker combination bed, high chair and carriage. A DEGREE IS AWARDED Miss E. Rabin has finally received her degree in psychiatry. Miss Rabin believes in the common proverb, Ulf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Miss Rabin took longer than usual to Find an subject worthy ofher observation. She finally found Miss Nagel who had tried time and time again to act in tragic role, but never succeeded. Miss Rabin set out to prove that with psycho- logical help Miss Nagel could overcome this difficulty. After tedious months of hard work on the part of both, Miss Nagel received a starring role in Macbeth. This huge success has once again proven to the world that Ulf at first you don't succeed try, try again. IMPROVEMENT AT U.N. For many years there has been a shortage of inter- preters at the U.N. This problem has been overcome with the appearance of Miss Sivia Hauptman at the last session. Miss Hauptman has shown her prowess by in- terpreting communism. Her interpretation is fespecially during testslz One for all and all for one. -- Thirly - --1 Ol Ur.- -,-,isl f I

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In Retrospect They have just begun to know you And already they must part, With a tear on every eyelash And a pang in every heart. Though they bear a happy countenance, And march so proudly up the stage, In each mind appears fond memories And the future's bright new page. We look at them and then, we say: How much of precious time was cost In years just wasted never thinking Of hours now forever lost. In years at school yet to come. We can aspire to learn and gain, And still therels time to try to strive For goals we hope to still attain. -- HELENE GARTENBERG - Thirty-Two -