Yeshiva University High School For Girls - Elchanette Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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U ll 0 l P'- 4 at--4 5--J L'--J 5.--2 V-...J P. FINAL PAYMENT MADE Miss Susan Weiser, Asst. Secretary of the U.S. Treas- ury, revealed today that in her high school days she was business manager of the Central Yeshiva High School for Girls graduating journal. She accepted this position in a moment of wild abandon, and has been paying tlit- erallyj for it ever since. However, yesterday, in a historic meeting with the now greying printer, Miss Weiser made the final pay- ment. Letters were sent to all living alumni requesting them to come or send for their copies of the ELCHANETTE. NEW SCHOOL OPENS The New York State Board of Education today an- nounced the chartering of a new progressive school. Miss Joyce Friedman, headmistress, outlined for us in a special interview the schools program. Its most progressive feat- ures are no tests, no homework, small classes, and in- formal companionship between students and teachers. The idea for this school germinated during the time of Miss Friedman's high school days which were spent in C.Y.H.S. Her experiences in Central convinced her that tests and homework are not the best methods of impart- ing knowledge. POSTMISTRESS GENERAL APPOIN TED The Senate of Bali-Hi today approved the appointment of Miss Hadassah Judy Kashtan as Postmistress General. This was a token of appreciation for her patronage of postage stamps. ln her acceptance speech, Miss Kashtan outlined her plan for reduced rates for all Bail-Hi students who correspond with the outside world. BARUCI-I HI-LBA A new ambassador has arrived from Israel. She is Miss Tziv Lewko, a conscientious, ardent worker dedi- cated to reforming all the 'lT'nuot in America. Many years ago it was her ambition to be sent on a 'lMach0n . Due to a lack of funds Camong other things! her stay in the U.S. was prolonged. After finally reaching 'lAretz she is now returning to fulfill her obligations. We wish her the best of luck in this venture. CATASTROPHE IN PRINTING - PRINTERS STARVING President of the printing monopoly, john L. Mazel, startled the public with her revealing testimony in front of a Congressional Investigating Committee. She at- tributed the failure of the printing industry to the machi- nations of Senior Classes and their failure to pay. It has finally resulted in a general physical and mental break- down of printers. As a remedy john L. Mazel suggested the Financing of all yearbooks by the government. - Twenty-Nine - 4 i ,-LT-1 l f----l --4 r--4 02'---4 I I

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ll 0 ECHOES OF THE PAST In the year 2203 there was found in archaeological diggings near the village of Slobudka, in the middle of no-where, an odd-looking capsule. On close examination, this capsule proved to be a reel of microfilm. It took these men who found this reel of film many, many years to find their way back to civilization. And so today, 20 years later, in the year 2223, the microfilm will have its premiere. Lights . . . Camera . . . Action!!!!! f -1 Ol ACCOMPLISHIMENTS ON TI-IE BUS 0 N l The climax of Miss Cyrella Chavel's centennial is the completion of her novel which was started in the course 0 fo of her tedious and lone travels to and from school. This 5...-...K commuting has prepared her for a career of globetrotting, 0 X0 which inspired this novel and which Miss Chavel hopes , will inspire future novels. I 0 JU TRIAL EXTRAORDINAIRE i ' . . . O 0 Miss Ann Horowitz, celebrated criminal lawyer Coffice on soap box in Central -'Park- Mal-lj will justify the suc- I cessful murder of a 'fshealon . The 'fshealon was cut ', through question fifty-six. Miss Horowitz will prove that U the girl was not a communist, pink, or fellow traveler. 4 Hordes of this school's alumni will be present to give O ,Q Miss Horowitz much needed moral support. . I 0 DICED HISTORY U --1' Dr. Naomi Ann Winter, noted Professor of Social U i Q Sciences at Yeshiva College for Women, today published , her new theory on the science of eating carrots in class. i This paper is a direct repudiation of the theory set forth 0 l U by Mr. Lilker - Professor of History at Central High. O When asked by the press to make a statement regarding 0 Dr. Winter's theory, he replied, No Comment . 0 BON VOYAGE ? Mazel Tovl! P'nina has finally made it! After years O of long and patient toil Miss P'nina Karalitzky finally ' finished knitting the gray sweater begun in her Central l days. In an interview granted to us yesterday she in- Ox formed us that she is leaving on the next boat to Israel. ' t D She is taking the sweater with her. Ur D TAM TOV TAKES ON A NEW TAM Good news for the housewives! Today, the cheese mag- O ? 0 nate, Esther Schnall, announced the discovery of a new Q g 0 and better tasting cheese. She hailed it as a great step forward in the ancient art of cheesemaking. Since this new cheese surpasses the former best seller Tam Tov, it O 0 will be known as Tam Tov M'od . 1 , -- Twenty-Eight -

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xl ol 0 Us-f-an or U ol?-T o U! o 0 to of u P? 0 0 , 0 0 0 0 o 0 u ui 0 0 o U 0 o 0 a 0 NEW SCHOOL -OF ART STARTED BY MODERN YOUNG PAINTER Miss Nahama D. Deutsch shocked the world by de- veloping a new method of expression in art. In her latest exhibition of masterpieces at the Museum of Modern Art, Miss Deutsch exhibited her unusual talents in por- traying what the critics call unnatural realismn. When asked to what she attributed her success, she modestly replied, . . . . NEW ILLUSTRATED COPY OF . SHALONIM ON SALE Realizing the problems that all students have in reading and understanding the Shalonim, Miss Phyllis Hausman undertook the printing of a new seven million page volume containing all the Shalonim, their explana- tions and answers. This book is cleverly illustrated in ten colors corresponding to our famous ten plagues. SHOCK!!! The former Miss Schonfeld has shocked the world by presenting her husband with an army of sixtuplets. This created quite a problem among the manufacturers of baby furniture and clothes. The mother of the sixtuplets finally decided to use the products of the .... company which include a reversible double decker combination bed, high chair and carriage. A DEGREE IS AWARDED Miss E. Rabin has finally received her degree in psychiatry. Miss Rabin believes in the common proverb, Ulf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Miss Rabin took longer than usual to Find an subject worthy ofher observation. She finally found Miss Nagel who had tried time and time again to act in tragic role, but never succeeded. Miss Rabin set out to prove that with psycho- logical help Miss Nagel could overcome this difficulty. After tedious months of hard work on the part of both, Miss Nagel received a starring role in Macbeth. This huge success has once again proven to the world that Ulf at first you don't succeed try, try again. IMPROVEMENT AT U.N. For many years there has been a shortage of inter- preters at the U.N. This problem has been overcome with the appearance of Miss Sivia Hauptman at the last session. Miss Hauptman has shown her prowess by in- terpreting communism. Her interpretation is fespecially during testslz One for all and all for one. -- Thirly - --1 Ol Ur.- -,-,isl f I