Yeshiva University High School For Girls - Elchanette Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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DIARY OF CLASS QF IANUARY 1952 After a pleasant dream, we turn to a nightmare as Seniors . . . We learned that frustrated love can be sophisticated - Wednesday afternoon classes tell us other- wise . . . Graduation approaching - bribes needed - Klein brings two more carrots . . . Truce ends Lichty-Lilker struggle . . . Truth of last year's office visits comes out in Economics - huh, Chusid? . . . Dimples and cherry soda returns for fourth period - The Return of the Native . . . Abridged version of the Tanach taught in Room 10, Period 5 . . . Extended 50 minute periods introduced . . . The NEW Mar Hoffman reigns again - changed his tie - Shmita comes around - Shalonim return -- what's the answer to No. 1,644? . . . Novick needs nine cans - brings one herself . . . Fame of Boro Park now secured - Hurray for Schechter's Poultry Case . . . While 4 alte kvetches stay in the park, a new tenant plays piano to amuse them . . . Regents come and go and so do we . . . BIG graduation arrives - we made it!! . . . We leave you with these famous words - WE SHALL RETURN!! DIARY OF CLASS OF IUNE 1952 Twenty-two belligerent girls finally make it - We are now SENIORS . . . We descend upon brand new building, but alas! - we're caged up in the last room on the third floor . . . New juice machines keep girls on diets, but stiff competition arises from candy machine in the next room - things get worse as we move into same room as candy machine! . . . Bayle becomes new interpreter of Roberts Rules of Parlaimentary Procedure - meetings still sound like Snake Pit - I demand a vote on the revote - It that legal? . . . Susan threatens to marry a teacher - Mr. Lilker considers change of profession . . . Mr. Ravetchls wife puts him on a diet - girls starve! . . . New subject - Ungarian Theory of Economics -- certain girls refuse to accept it because it never gets across . . . Girls get their proofs back - The photographer just didn't take a liking to men. . . Central institutes a Tzedaka drive-girls groan-Barbara collects! . . . Where's Mr. Hoffman? - He was last seen dragging chairs from one room to another . . . First flood of term in poor taste results in arbitration . . . Hoffman and Berenholtz decide to keep all Hebrew Diplomas for themselves . . . Girls advance to most honorable, exalted, exclusive, and dis- tinguished position as a result of Senior Day. Conservative costumes fdungarees, daddy shirts - tails out - pink bows and all day suckers! made VOGUE. Tear- jerker Hoods us to second Sing victory - Faigy, Winnie, and Sue do it again . . . Elchanette board announces sudden demise of yearbook - printer goes out of business. Celia revives seniors' hopes . . . Elchanette board announces sudden demise of Celia's printer - Mazel revives seniors' hopes . . . Finals, regents, and at last we're here! ? - Twenty-Seven --

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ll 0 ECHOES OF THE PAST In the year 2203 there was found in archaeological diggings near the village of Slobudka, in the middle of no-where, an odd-looking capsule. On close examination, this capsule proved to be a reel of microfilm. It took these men who found this reel of film many, many years to find their way back to civilization. And so today, 20 years later, in the year 2223, the microfilm will have its premiere. Lights . . . Camera . . . Action!!!!! f -1 Ol ACCOMPLISHIMENTS ON TI-IE BUS 0 N l The climax of Miss Cyrella Chavel's centennial is the completion of her novel which was started in the course 0 fo of her tedious and lone travels to and from school. This 5...-...K commuting has prepared her for a career of globetrotting, 0 X0 which inspired this novel and which Miss Chavel hopes , will inspire future novels. I 0 JU TRIAL EXTRAORDINAIRE i ' . . . O 0 Miss Ann Horowitz, celebrated criminal lawyer Coffice on soap box in Central -'Park- Mal-lj will justify the suc- I cessful murder of a 'fshealon . The 'fshealon was cut ', through question fifty-six. Miss Horowitz will prove that U the girl was not a communist, pink, or fellow traveler. 4 Hordes of this school's alumni will be present to give O ,Q Miss Horowitz much needed moral support. . I 0 DICED HISTORY U --1' Dr. Naomi Ann Winter, noted Professor of Social U i Q Sciences at Yeshiva College for Women, today published , her new theory on the science of eating carrots in class. i This paper is a direct repudiation of the theory set forth 0 l U by Mr. Lilker - Professor of History at Central High. O When asked by the press to make a statement regarding 0 Dr. Winter's theory, he replied, No Comment . 0 BON VOYAGE ? Mazel Tovl! P'nina has finally made it! After years O of long and patient toil Miss P'nina Karalitzky finally ' finished knitting the gray sweater begun in her Central l days. In an interview granted to us yesterday she in- Ox formed us that she is leaving on the next boat to Israel. ' t D She is taking the sweater with her. Ur D TAM TOV TAKES ON A NEW TAM Good news for the housewives! Today, the cheese mag- O ? 0 nate, Esther Schnall, announced the discovery of a new Q g 0 and better tasting cheese. She hailed it as a great step forward in the ancient art of cheesemaking. Since this new cheese surpasses the former best seller Tam Tov, it O 0 will be known as Tam Tov M'od . 1 , -- Twenty-Eight -