Yeshiva University High School For Girls - Elchanette Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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F0l'llllllEl For Love Une of the niost roinantie of these affairs was that ---V- V-ff., .4,, '307!ii'.5 of an old Anieriean elassniate of hers and a team-ller f 440 in her school. Since Mith llahith Thtone totherwist- G 3 A , N. 'SPEAQE known as Pehblesb was very inueh interested in Math GHLS 'V ' Q- 'LG ,Or-l and the Tl'Zll.'lltA'l'. Doctor. Lawyer, Rabbi, Mr. t'harles UART 'WJ 'I golf: Friedman was a sort of niatheniatieian. ln- often gave H74 -,: C' l ,v-' it V rw her a few private lessons. Little did they both realize -rvoobl ,f , how niueh their nnitual interest in the sein-nee ol' .l,f+ i f arithnietiv was affecting theni. After Mith Thtone til' Q Q received her l'h.D. in the Theory of Qnadratit- For- K F it A KQGQQ inulas for Three Sided Figures, the pair Zllllltbllllvvtl f 2 their engagement. Being one of l'harlie's faithful disciples, llabith proceeded to spread the gospel ol' her teaeher. -Ks a result of this we now have the world renowned religion, ''l'll'lClllIl2llllS1ll.ii Who Is Sylvia ? Lady Klaperwoinan has done the ineredibh- again. Because of her early training and her leaderslilp ability, she has been unanimously elet-ted Tu that exalted position of the First Woman l'rt-sident ot' the ' United States. The 'l'.ll.ll,l'l.lC plan will he a pet policy of hers, This is a plan tor instituting a tln-ee . year high sehool prograni for the Youth ot Aineriva. tAny reseinhlanve to her own high st-hool earl-er is purely Utlllll'lt.ll lll'Zll.i ln an interview with the press, she said that she owes her sueeess in life to the early training she reeeiyed in her high school years. lt was there that she learned tout of sheer neeessityb to tight for her life. Kofi H1504 ' Q Shells-y's Theory of 1101112-llllllCiSIll Slit-llt-ys theories of roinant-e and love have hitn l't'Yt'2llt'll in the eurrently published best sellei by Professor Vivien Sofer entitled. Have Fun. Attei years of tonstant res:-areli on Shelley's philoso Miss Soft-r has beeoine an exfmert in that field. sin passing all etvnteniporary svholars, with the sole tx eeption of a foriner teacher who first introdueed hti tt- this interesting topie. lloweyer, Miss Sottl s ciisviples elaiin this is unfair to her as he is rt not conte1npora1'y. This book has been bitterly t 1 tested by Mrs. .lofen for reasons 1ll1li110Wll to all ex cept Miss Sot'er's one-time elassinates. F ECC 2 Ah! TIICFCQS Bad News Today f . ,. 6 QQ 5 Depressing world conditions seein to have greatly it fffg atfected radio's favorite news eoinnientator, Fanny Heater. Lately she has pictured the world with a ll' of yery cloudy horizon. XVe wonder if the sun will ever shine again. Millions of her radio listeners are eagerly looking forward to hearing Fanny Heater charming wit again. Bets are being taken as to whether there-'S really a. big sinile behind her latest predictions. '3fSi2l15 2fisQ.llWffR2L1Z' -f Twenty-Five 5 gg, JK bg N17

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-Q1 Dr. Einstein and Mr. Hyde lhmfesswi- ef Math goes mad! Personal dweters of l'rofessur Zalllwpper have investigaterl the eause of C7 ,, J her inaelness. lhey found it tu he Dual it'l'St'Pll?llliy as Q X- T I i E 98, M Mania. Beeause P1-rltessoi' Zalllwpper. as a ehild. was always quiet en the outsisle. rmvily un the in- side. her niixecl eiurvtiuns have overeeme her. lhis illustrates the ivell known faet that tlzere is only a hairs hreailth lmetxveeu insanity Zlllll lreuius. Seien- . l s QM ffff ,. fef N.. figs X f-'lb' ' Female Hired By Lubaviteller Lulravitelier Yeshiva tmlav asteuntletl the uutsifle u'fvrlfl hy l-'llg1'HQ'lllg il vvmnaii eniplfvvee in their seluml. Yespa Helmlherg was assigneml tu duriuitury duty! that is. to inalie sure that the students are not mlis- traetetl hy any uutsimle ffrrees. llevvever. Mania Galil- herg s maternal instiuet is a very niisleatliug' eharae- teristie, Herteaehing'al1ilities,t1m. are witlely sought after. hut Miss Guhlherg prefers the Taluiutlie at- 1!1t'NIll1f'l'9. NvYe1'tl1eless. the reasuus for her enthusi- asm ful' this partieular Imsitiuu are tlehatahle. PIICIIOIIICIIHI Birth Mrs. Leah Sewelxiiim-e tmlav Imimutlly zillllouueetl the most unusual hirth nf this age, The quinxuplets horn tn Mrs. Seereliinere estalnlish her lreliet' in in- creasing the .lewish pepulation. Mrs. Seurel11nm'e is not at all the nervous ar exeitahle 1H'l'S0ll that would he expeetecl. Un the eontrarv. she extremely eharin- iug' and graeieus and gives niueh of her time to eharitahle and Social institutions. It is runioreal. liowever. that a few of the Seoreliinure elan are enns tenlplating' a inigration to a new housing project where THEY can live in peaee. The prujeet has been fostered hy their neiglihors. I SQ N, arf fill cogb tists are investigating' her as the ease ef the only weinaii ivhu 1lwesn't talk, St. Carrots Day lllaugurated . Lilker Makes History On Fehruary 330. aniislst heating tlrunis anfl stream- ing' eent'etti. St. l'arruts llav was nfl-ieially inaugu- rateml. 'l'his fete was piwniinteil hy the presence of the l't'l10XYl1ttll Tillllllllllt' liuliau Trihe. This trihe. tneetlier with the ilt'l1ll'Ell Squavvs. temlerenl a very large lmliiii-e, Mr. Lillcer graeituisly eeutrihutecl tive truelilezuls of atlniits fur liintlling niaterial. For pure- lY sentimental reasons these twu trihes have in- auguraterl St, l'arr4+ts Day in lmlim' ut their one-time llisturv teal-her. ln his uimlest speeell. Marty. the llanu iutrmlueetl the slogan. lVine. Carrots and SHIIQIU When aslqeil to explain the slight suhstitu- tiun. he repliell. I just 1lnn't lll1ll6'1'Sl2l1lLl women. A Slow Walk To Eretz Frieda 'I'he Big Sleep Bernian slowly crawls tliiwigli life. walking. talking and clreaiuing of Eretz. Shi-'s the tvpieal Chalutza hut what will happen Tu steady if she leaves? Looks like Berinan is taking a lung time to get there. hut if she stops long' enough in eaeh spot well he ahle to trace her path elear aeruss tu the Holy Land hy means of fossils. Shes an artist horn Shi-'s a poetess hred, lkut she 'll he a ehalutza Before shes dead! Even if it takes that long! -- Treenly-Four -

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LAST We, the ,lune '51 Senior class Who are graduating from Central at last Do, of our will. hereby dispose And in it our signatures do enclose. To Dr. Saphire, who bestowed upon us his blessings Wvhen we sat at Y.U. for two daysfguessing, And gave us extra classes with a brand new staff. We bequeath our scholarshipsfall sixteen and a half. Wvhen asked a question, be it lvrith or Francais. Dr. Lewin's reply is ivBlSllllIll ohfen lo arshehf' Wie leave him a pencil that hard knocks won't wear out tbf this he'll make use. we haven't a doubt. Vivllfll asked. What can we leave you in our will? ls there something you want us to fulfill? Kind hearted Mr. Friedman thought a nionzent. then said with cheerful groan, Yes, if it's possible. you can just leave lne alone. To Mr. Annenberg, keen observer of shapes, Wvho, under the microscope, always gapes and gapes. Wie leave a lab with sufficient supplies And a well-formed dlllOPll3 with gorgeous blue eyes. To Mr. Bassell, great lover of air, We leave a room with facilities rare, A built-i11 stage with an enticing star And open windows, Well, la-dee-da! To our Elillllit-1'3tl0lllllg, hard working Sec, X-Vho's Mr. Fl'iG'Cllll?lll.S sidekick-Hozzie Beck, Nve leave a short cut route. straight to T.A. So she can restore that nladhouse without delay. Mr. Fohr our currieululn did enhance Wfith his facts and figures about France. And now to him, from Whom it was lent, Wie return our phony French accent. To Mr. Grossman we leave a phonograph, with shock proof wires, To reduce the vast number of electrified die'ers, 'Who died for a cause so noble and great As 'twas B66tllOW'CIlqS Fifth that determined their fate. Rabbi Herskovics is a wise man of good wit. ive searched long for a treasure that him would fit. Finally, we hit upon the rarest, most genuine treasure ever sold, And so. to match his heart, we leave a piece of gold. - Twenty-Six - A