Yeshiva University High School For Girls - Elchanette Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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-Q1 Dr. Einstein and Mr. Hyde lhmfesswi- ef Math goes mad! Personal dweters of l'rofessur Zalllwpper have investigaterl the eause of C7 ,, J her inaelness. lhey found it tu he Dual it'l'St'Pll?llliy as Q X- T I i E 98, M Mania. Beeause P1-rltessoi' Zalllwpper. as a ehild. was always quiet en the outsisle. rmvily un the in- side. her niixecl eiurvtiuns have overeeme her. lhis illustrates the ivell known faet that tlzere is only a hairs hreailth lmetxveeu insanity Zlllll lreuius. Seien- . l s QM ffff ,. fef N.. figs X f-'lb' ' Female Hired By Lubaviteller Lulravitelier Yeshiva tmlav asteuntletl the uutsifle u'fvrlfl hy l-'llg1'HQ'lllg il vvmnaii eniplfvvee in their seluml. Yespa Helmlherg was assigneml tu duriuitury duty! that is. to inalie sure that the students are not mlis- traetetl hy any uutsimle ffrrees. llevvever. Mania Galil- herg s maternal instiuet is a very niisleatliug' eharae- teristie, Herteaehing'al1ilities,t1m. are witlely sought after. hut Miss Guhlherg prefers the Taluiutlie at- 1!1t'NIll1f'l'9. NvYe1'tl1eless. the reasuus for her enthusi- asm ful' this partieular Imsitiuu are tlehatahle. PIICIIOIIICIIHI Birth Mrs. Leah Sewelxiiim-e tmlav Imimutlly zillllouueetl the most unusual hirth nf this age, The quinxuplets horn tn Mrs. Seereliinere estalnlish her lreliet' in in- creasing the .lewish pepulation. Mrs. Seurel11nm'e is not at all the nervous ar exeitahle 1H'l'S0ll that would he expeetecl. Un the eontrarv. she extremely eharin- iug' and graeieus and gives niueh of her time to eharitahle and Social institutions. It is runioreal. liowever. that a few of the Seoreliinure elan are enns tenlplating' a inigration to a new housing project where THEY can live in peaee. The prujeet has been fostered hy their neiglihors. I SQ N, arf fill cogb tists are investigating' her as the ease ef the only weinaii ivhu 1lwesn't talk, St. Carrots Day lllaugurated . Lilker Makes History On Fehruary 330. aniislst heating tlrunis anfl stream- ing' eent'etti. St. l'arruts llav was nfl-ieially inaugu- rateml. 'l'his fete was piwniinteil hy the presence of the l't'l10XYl1ttll Tillllllllllt' liuliau Trihe. This trihe. tneetlier with the ilt'l1ll'Ell Squavvs. temlerenl a very large lmliiii-e, Mr. Lillcer graeituisly eeutrihutecl tive truelilezuls of atlniits fur liintlling niaterial. For pure- lY sentimental reasons these twu trihes have in- auguraterl St, l'arr4+ts Day in lmlim' ut their one-time llisturv teal-her. ln his uimlest speeell. Marty. the llanu iutrmlueetl the slogan. lVine. Carrots and SHIIQIU When aslqeil to explain the slight suhstitu- tiun. he repliell. I just 1lnn't lll1ll6'1'Sl2l1lLl women. A Slow Walk To Eretz Frieda 'I'he Big Sleep Bernian slowly crawls tliiwigli life. walking. talking and clreaiuing of Eretz. Shi-'s the tvpieal Chalutza hut what will happen Tu steady if she leaves? Looks like Berinan is taking a lung time to get there. hut if she stops long' enough in eaeh spot well he ahle to trace her path elear aeruss tu the Holy Land hy means of fossils. Shes an artist horn Shi-'s a poetess hred, lkut she 'll he a ehalutza Before shes dead! Even if it takes that long! -- Treenly-Four -

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New Editor For Daily Mirror Mrs. Mer1'a Lee. the new editor of the New York Daily Mirror. elaims she will change the yellow print of the newspaper to a nice literary black. Becoming a, reporter on this paper is quite a diflieult process it entails a thorough psychoanalysis by the editor herself. The eo-editors of the newspaper sponsored a. welcoming party for her. to which she eame un- eseorted. XVhen asked as to the whereabouts of her eseort, she explained that she came alone in ac- cordance with a tradition that she and a one-time boy friend of hers had originated. This was her off week. Red Russia Blanclies This is indeed a great day in the history of the world. The l'nion of Soviet Socialist Republics which once tried to conquer the world with t'ommunism. today officially declared the establishment of a demo- cratic constitution, The world may thank a shrewd diplomat for this change. Shulamith lflybak. who firmly preached her theories of capitalism. human nature and the superiority of certain people above others. deserves the credit for this. Miss Rybak was once called an idealist for supposing that Russia and the lfnited States could be brought to agree on the topic of Uapitalisin, but she has shown her practi- eality by supporting the building of a llusso-ilnieris can airfield in the sky. This situtation is obviously a distinct deviation from the normal rule. Dramatic Rivals It seems that certain teachers of English Litera- ture have suddenly become valiant supporters of the theatre. Three prominent young English professors. B111 Paul Haveteh, B111 Hollert, Bassell and BIT. DaYi4,l Horn have gone into keen competition with each other by opening rival dramatic schools. Each in his own way is trying to entice the most students to study under his wing. The big three have been popu- larly nicknamed: The Grin. The Look and the NS. CSE'l1lClWlCl1 Sniperj. Caught in the current whirl of the theatre are many future stars. A well known eloeutionist seems to have quite a talent for the stage and is at present in doubt as to which school she will attend. Mickey XVGlSl13lli, a woman always intent upon making a good impression, has impressed many with her purr- ing voice. On the basis of her talent, alone she has been given a large singing lead in one of the eur- rently popular operettas. The critics predict a bright future for this versatile girl. 1- Y , f Era -5 is Chinese Malelunaking Introduced Madame Cliing Ling XValki. the Vhinese Ambassa- dor to the l'nited States, was President Truman 's guest for two weeks, During the course of her visit. Madame Walki pitied the loneliness of the President 's daughter and immediately otfered the services of her Shatchen bureau. ln her native tongue the word Shati-hen means to bury. lt is unknown exactly why this term was adopted for marital matchmakings. but that is irrelevant. Madame XValki prolonged her visit to firmly establish this business in our country. Broadway Welcomes Selma Ro Shore Miss Selma Ro Shore hits New York with a bang. before the premiere of her new movie. To Pass or to Fail. The author. producer and director of this movie is the onee famous Shakespearean aetor, Robert Olivier Hassell. Togetller with Miss R0 Shore, Reb Robert boyishly shared all the honors bestowed upon them. After the premiere. the star consented to give an encore-an imitation of herself-which included a captivating performance of the famous aria. 'tPat- a-Cake Man. This last number created a battling puzzle. Why was the audienee asked to turn around and face the rear while Miss Ro Shore performed? 63, M K 'gf ji..'f,'J J'-J if l Ji' v 'lfv 9 - Twenty-Three -

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F0l'llllllEl For Love Une of the niost roinantie of these affairs was that ---V- V-ff., .4,, '307!ii'.5 of an old Anieriean elassniate of hers and a team-ller f 440 in her school. Since Mith llahith Thtone totherwist- G 3 A , N. 'SPEAQE known as Pehblesb was very inueh interested in Math GHLS 'V ' Q- 'LG ,Or-l and the Tl'Zll.'lltA'l'. Doctor. Lawyer, Rabbi, Mr. t'harles UART 'WJ 'I golf: Friedman was a sort of niatheniatieian. ln- often gave H74 -,: C' l ,v-' it V rw her a few private lessons. Little did they both realize -rvoobl ,f , how niueh their nnitual interest in the sein-nee ol' .l,f+ i f arithnietiv was affecting theni. After Mith Thtone til' Q Q received her l'h.D. in the Theory of Qnadratit- For- K F it A KQGQQ inulas for Three Sided Figures, the pair Zllllltbllllvvtl f 2 their engagement. Being one of l'harlie's faithful disciples, llabith proceeded to spread the gospel ol' her teaeher. -Ks a result of this we now have the world renowned religion, ''l'll'lClllIl2llllS1ll.ii Who Is Sylvia ? Lady Klaperwoinan has done the ineredibh- again. Because of her early training and her leaderslilp ability, she has been unanimously elet-ted Tu that exalted position of the First Woman l'rt-sident ot' the ' United States. The 'l'.ll.ll,l'l.lC plan will he a pet policy of hers, This is a plan tor instituting a tln-ee . year high sehool prograni for the Youth ot Aineriva. tAny reseinhlanve to her own high st-hool earl-er is purely Utlllll'lt.ll lll'Zll.i ln an interview with the press, she said that she owes her sueeess in life to the early training she reeeiyed in her high school years. lt was there that she learned tout of sheer neeessityb to tight for her life. Kofi H1504 ' Q Shells-y's Theory of 1101112-llllllCiSIll Slit-llt-ys theories of roinant-e and love have hitn l't'Yt'2llt'll in the eurrently published best sellei by Professor Vivien Sofer entitled. Have Fun. Attei years of tonstant res:-areli on Shelley's philoso Miss Soft-r has beeoine an exfmert in that field. sin passing all etvnteniporary svholars, with the sole tx eeption of a foriner teacher who first introdueed hti tt- this interesting topie. lloweyer, Miss Sottl s ciisviples elaiin this is unfair to her as he is rt not conte1npora1'y. This book has been bitterly t 1 tested by Mrs. .lofen for reasons 1ll1li110Wll to all ex cept Miss Sot'er's one-time elassinates. F ECC 2 Ah! TIICFCQS Bad News Today f . ,. 6 QQ 5 Depressing world conditions seein to have greatly it fffg atfected radio's favorite news eoinnientator, Fanny Heater. Lately she has pictured the world with a ll' of yery cloudy horizon. XVe wonder if the sun will ever shine again. Millions of her radio listeners are eagerly looking forward to hearing Fanny Heater charming wit again. Bets are being taken as to whether there-'S really a. big sinile behind her latest predictions. '3fSi2l15 2fisQ.llWffR2L1Z' -f Twenty-Five 5 gg, JK bg N17