Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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ARTHUR AINSBERG One of Yeshiva Soloveichik's experts, Arthur is one of the most popular seniors, witness his election to the Senior Council. His pride and joy is his motor scooter which he recently purchased after two years of saving his pennies. fUnfortunately, the back seat had to go.j Arty has spent his last few summers slipping coupons out to his friends at the penny arcade in Monticello. During his junior year, Arthur reached the heights-Editor-in-chief of the now abolished Bul- letin. He was a mainstay of Mr. Leibel's fifth period debating team in his junior year. Prospects for the future include majoring in law at New York Uni- versity. .QA ' PWM H7335 837311 1121 'DDW2 BARRY ALTMAN Throughout his four years at Yeshiva, Barry has constantly been one of the most popular boys in the class. Coming to Y.U.H.S. from Akiva, Barry im- mediately showed a tremendous gift for the study of history and economics. As a 'Gfarmerf' he was the Hrst to he inducted into 'Willy's' H95 Club, Barry not only excelled in his studies, but he also served faith- fully as captain of our successful swimming team. Serving as a inspiration and a leader to the team, he led our 'mermen' to unprecedented heights. Yet Barry never let his many successes faze him, and throughout his four years he never permitted school policies to affect him. Barry's looks, personality, and special touch insure him of success as he continues his studies at Buffalo State University. .4-iff: :vsp :man un 'ay mn 'rp is 'rrc 'f X ,fy f X X X e .i f X f fluff ' . W4 X ff l l RCKD

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Scene Il Students: Onward to the Russian Embassy. Chorus: March March March. Boy: Liberty-Freedom! Second Boy: Did anybody bring a knife and some schmaltz maybe? Administration: Shave points. Back Back we say! Chorus: Boo! ! ! ! Administration: Average-College Marks-Points. Scene Ill fLarge figure in white toga with candle reappears, he is still searching. He grunts in disappoint- ment. He again mumbles but a little clearer. Narrish-kite! ! He walks off stagej Rabbi: So the children of Israel lifted their swords against the enemy .... Pea Shooters: Pfft! Blackboard: Ping! Rabbi: . . . and slew them with a mighty hand. Pea Shooters: Pfft! Pfft! Desk and Blackboard: Ping Ping. Rabbi: Now open your chumashim .... Pea Shooters: PFFT PFFT PFFT! ! ! ! ! ! Walls: PING PING PING! ! ! fMany days laterj Administration: Villains. You are caught! Pea Shooters: Silence. Walls and Blackboards: Silence. Rabbi: I knew something funny was going on all the time! Students: I must heed the call of ERON PREP. Scene IV Students: Let us go to the matzoh factory. Rabbi: Do not bring lunches! Students: QWe shall scatter breadcrumbs all over the place.j Boy: Delicatessen Coming Soon. Chorus: We must heed the call of the ERON and Forest Hills and Clinton. Students: January June. Rabbi Romm Rabbi Zacks. Wait until we are second term seniors. Chorus: GEOMETRY AND COCKROACHES FRENCH SPANISH LATIN SHORT STORIES, CAESER BIOLOGY AND SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN RABBI DULITZ AND RABBI DULITZ IT WILL BE EASIER NEXT YEAR. CURTAIN ACT III Scene I Students: Here we all are in the junior year. Here we all sit and wonder how It is possible to avoid getting Rabbi Dulitz again. You can't fight it. Many Boys: We will take chemistry. fLaterj Fewer Boys: We are taking chemistry. f Much later j Boy: I took chemistry. Scene II Rabbi Suna: Learning! Learning. Learning. You must not have youthful arrogance. Chorus: We will reap the fruits that we will gain. Rabbi Suna: Birnbaum your stomach sticks out! Chorus: Corner store hoodlums A roof under our head We are not worth a penny to know. Scene III Joe: You are sick, you are sick. Chorus: Sick sick sick. Joe: Undeniably sick. Chorus: Give us KUDOR. Joe: Midwives all. Chorus: Give us ink blots. Joe: Frustrated all! Boy: Help me with my problem. Joe: Seethe in thy venom you are rotten. Boy: Forgive me my sins. Joe: Well . . . fLarge man in toga with candle appears again. He looks around. He sees what he is looking for. He extinguishes candle. Come dear. I have a lot of compositions for you to mark. j Students: ALPHAXOMEGAXPHIX Candidates: LIBERTY EQUALITY BUT NO FRATERNITY. Students: Disperse Hee. Chorus: RABBI DULITZ AND RABBI DULITZ NEXT YEAR RABBI DULITZ SINE GRAPHS BROMINE WORLD WAR II HISTORY FORGIVE US OUR SINS NEXT YEAR SENIORS CURTAIN ACT IV Scene I Students: Mr. Advisor, where art thou? Chorus: Elchanite-. Senior Buttons Basketball team HIGH HOPES. First Boy: Elchanite! Where art thy funds! Second Boy: Senior buttons! I pity thee. I pity thy plight in Rabbi Weinbach's safe. Upside down or right side up. You never had a chance. Third Boy: Basketball team. Ramaz has beaten thee. Into thy corners. Weep. BOY: MR. ADVISOR, WHERE ART THOU! CHORUS: GRADUATION! BOY: HAPPY! HAPPY! RABBI: THANK G-D! ADMINISTRATION: DALED BETH! DALED GIMMEL! CHORUS: FAR AWAY. MR. ABRAMS: BEGONE! SIDNEY: BUT WAIT. PAY FOR YOUR UN- RETURNED GENERAL SCIENCE BOOK. CURTAIN

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AVROM BAKER Avrom came here as an honor student from Yeshiva Chofetz Chaim. During the last four years. he has gained the admiration and respect of students and teachers alike because of his studious work habits and friendly personality. He has starred in subjects like physicsg however, his brilliance in talmud far outshone them all. Because of his outstanding tal- mudical ability he was skipped and put into one of the best shiurim in the college-Rabbi Lichten- stein's. He would have gone to an officially higher shiur if not for his desire to learn from Rav Lichten- stein. He is a Baal-Tzdokah and Gomel-Hasadimg he has never refused an outstretched hand or a colleague in trouble. Avrom can be seen learning in the Beis- Medrash in all his spare time. He expects to enter YU. to become a rabbi-a leading one. we are certain. .qfw me ,bum arm 17511 'mon bzmwi ws- un Hx MOSHE BASKIN While in Y.U.H.S.. Moshe has engaged in various extracurricular pursuits such as lntramural Math Chairman. member of the Class of '64 literary staff, and member of the interscholastic Checker and Ten- nis Teams. Moshe is an ardent Zionist who has been extremely active as a madrich in Bnei Akiva. However, Moshe's forte, as shown by his activities in and out of school, lies in mathematics. He has been fascinated by both the recreational and prac- tical aspects of this science and plans to cultivate this interest, together with a newly developed one for physics, by majoring in physics andfor mathematics at Yeshiva University. .cn nmwp vnx br: mn nwrs 'nm