Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

Page 19 text:

After three years of blood, sweat, and tears, studying day and night, ever working, we finally attained that level in our education where we were able through a fourth year of blood, sweat and tears, ever writing, cutting, working, to design a page which reads . . . ,kg Q.,- Y 5 k ' 'T' 4: , -5 , ?' Q .t,, to .,-ce fc 4- if ,,,., iii' I R X N

Page 18 text:

The whole idea just, urp, disgusts me. On this page we have solicited com- ments on our graduation from some of our senior instructors. wa- They just weren't sincere. 111- si X spam. . x A xr sry'-,., Vx A' '. A g -f to ..,. ' sm Suzi: , ,J . sw L - We-'i't: X t..... , X . 1 5' YRQEESXQSI. 1 .fire . tilts- .ft , 1.1.12 .4 'X EEEEF? . eg- vqz.-.x s-'-w,,v:- gist- Ass.: W , Y - , J N . .,.. 1 , N: - I vi. Z . : . xu xg-G K ,. .Auf .Mis P sa . Sf' 2s ' if1.-1-'1 iisff 1' V ' , 'M 'Ei f - L- ' , 1. Q. --X-in mw'1.': -5?-.: . 2151- . ww- - :ft t ..-s - :-. vsxsss Dem guys never had de talent. X Q QQXK X Qxx Y just w0n't give them an admit to graduation! In my opinion . . How did they get those marks?

Page 20 text:

7 - 1 sl lltllllllllllllllllllllllllttllffxl ' 1 t X G A L Pt ON if A K y new l . . 5 gl 37,70 Lf HS JQ ' X Y Y Y IL X 4 .- , . X x i 5 23.92 WN A- KW il li X 1 :M .ony VW gg i Q K 4024 v'o's'o4 l FAM E f ' s 55 ss: mi -- new 5 t 2 A SX am mm : me ty y ,iq , ,c s - . z Q i T . by Q K' he - i' M l The people are beginning to file in now. The Lamport Auditorium is slowly beginning to fill up. The crowd is moving very slowly since people are stopping to greet one another. A portly gentleman in a Homburg hat is proceeding down the aisle. shaking hands with almost everyone in range. He is dressed in a dark suit with a white carnation in his lapel, and a malacca walking stick gripped firmly in his hand. He ascends the steps to the stage and clears his throat. Gentlernen.,, he says pompously. 'L l have the honor and the privilege to introduce to you. the Registrar of our Alma Mater. Mr. Norman B. Abrams. A round of ap- plause follows. the honorable Senator Weisel de- scends heavily from the platform. and a short, slight, dignified man walks up to the microphone. l am very glad to greet you here today. As you probably can guess. this is the largest class re- union in the history of the Yeshiva bniversity High Schoolfl This declaration is greeted with mirth and loud cheering. awe have planned a wonderful day for you and l amlsure you will enjoy yourselves. And now without further ado. let us proceed to the main part of the program. Senator Veezel, will you please come up here and act as master of cere- monies. Once again the great personage ascends the steps. The program will open with the singing of the Hatilrra first and the Star Spangled Banner following. in accordance with the latest edict from Washington. Following that. gentlemen. we will sing the Alma Mater. During the singing of the 'Hatikraf Weiss. Oustatcher. and Rothkoff, who have come in by raft from lsrael tweiss was too cheap to spend carfarei, stand stiffly to attention and a fanatic gleam emanates from behind their eyeglasses. They are noticeably silent during the singing of the American Anthem. The Alma Mater is gotten through by glancing at faded. crumbling green cards which some members of the class of 1958 have preserved in cold storage. At the com- pletion of the song. Rabbi Howard Zuckerman, who is also the President of the New York Stock Ex- change. delivers the invocation in a sainlly, Holy Joev voice. Then comes a long string of speeches by illustrious alumni. Howard Jacobson. honorary President of the NAACP. delivers a long talk on The Relation Be- tween the Hair Styles of the Romans and that of