Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Regents time rolled around, rolling right over us. This was the Albany Mas- sive Retaliationn policy. Professional pride existed as to who could make the best crib. We ended the year with the dirti est shirt-cuffs of any class in T.A. Summer was joyously ushered in.

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brown book. This was the collector of funds for our junior Council. We were a tight-fisred bunch. It was like pulling teeth to get us ro contribute money for our rings. But finally the money was col- lected and the rings arrived. Those who had ordered the antique-finished rings were puzzled upon finding ln God We Trust, and a profile of Lincoln, engraved on the inside of the ring. Thos of us who were more observant began noticing that Mr. Abrams had eye- balls shaped like diamonds. The admin- istration made the life of the student more interesting. How many anguish filled hours did we spend waiting for the little brown door to open, and the little brown finger to beckon us in? Mr. Weinbach was once seen emerging from the office tripping over his tongue. Near the end of the term, the strain began to tell. In the dormitory, trickles of water were seen seeping under the doors and into the halls. The annual water fight raged hot and heavy for forty days and forty nights. On the fortieth day one of the dorm students sent forth a stool-pigeon which roosted on Rabbi Feldblum, who then began his world renowned collection of antique water pis- tols. This was fortunate, since the stal- O lll Q fl lllmlll 4 XX ll ill! - .1 . A!- Q . X l QQ ., 1 2 gy fill uk .. actites were beginning to form on the ceiling due to the efficient heating system. There were other problems which both- ered the dorm students: To be or not to be fat Minyang one could always get an affirmative answer from the right sourcesh That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suf- fer the slings and arrows K of Nech- emiahl And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep fShut off the radio and the lights.J No more: igive me five minutes morel and by sleep to say we end The heartache twhen Nechamiah gets through that isn'r the only aching part of the anatomy,J And the thousand natural shocks the Hesh is heir to. The denizens of the dorm were never at a loss for victuals. Seven soda bottles, five pieces of stale bread, and a rusty can opener could be traded for a jar of slightly green peanut butter and one half dozen eggs with only faint rustlings within.

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