Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Q gl iigif X Z ': 0 UXITED XATIOXS TO MOVE INTO ELCHAXITE OFFICE THURSDAY W'ednesdav, July 9-The Ifnited Nations, in an extraordinary session voted to 111ove bag an-d baggage into the home of all Hdemocraciesf, Eli Greenwald, the former editor was invited to be custodian. Shapiro's Memorial Library used as and Hr. SIIIIOIIAS Wiork Shop will be press rooms. Many international plots, such as the Hapoel Soccer Cut, tl1e Spring Sunday Cut and the Day Before Hay Cut was planned there. Secret diplomacy will be forbidden. BDI ADDED TO DICTIOXARY AS AIYT ADYOCATES THREATEX REVOLUTION Los .AIIQQBIBS-TBIIIIN Feldman won his life- long battle when by a unanimous decision of the Supreme Court ljudge Stavskv presiding! Bim,, was added to the dictionary. The back- ers of ain,t', are screaming bloody murder and threaten an all out migration to Siberia. Its definition is uncertain but Hr. Leibel claims it's the name of his U-shaped raindrop. SHAPIRO INDICTED ON YIOLATION OF SHERMAN ANTI-TRUST Yvednesday, July 9 lWvasliingtonl-Attorney' General Lenn Sherman announced today that Harvey Shapiro had been indicted because of his monopolistic tendencies. Mr. Shapiro, of De11vil Silks, had cornered the Raw Chrain market i11 order to sell his handkerchiefs. -thirty-

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i ATTEND BIRTHDAY soccsn ...JI D GAME CEE..- an .- C- C. - MRLIEBEL J HAPOEL I r, I' I Il: P fl 0'1 GREETINGSI TO i Volume 2 Iwh, No. YU238 New York, N. Y. july III. 21,41 THE FORECAST 1,oU PLEUAY ,v.,.....................w...............,,.,.. .Eflinw-iii-tlllief IQIIQSUN QELT ,-A,,,,, ,,,,,,, I Business Manager plqglg ENNS AAA,,,,A,A,, ,,,,,,,,, L iterary Editor FAIR IAUREN ,AA,,,AA,,,,,A ,,,,,.,...... S ports Editor OLIVER SHALONI ,,,,.A,,,A,, A... .,A...,. I I lnituary Editor NIUIJE ANI ,,AA,,,,,AvY,A,AY,A,,,VvwV,.,v,, A,wY,,,Ywv,,4,,AA,A, P 'ashion Editor MIKE IQAMASHM ALUN ,,,,,,,,,,,, Foreign Correspondent IIUULIE HAI ,.,,w4.,.,,.,w,,,,,,Y,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Foreign Correspondent TUNI RABBANAN ,A,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, F oreign Correspondent NIA NISHTANA ,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I' 'amily Advisor MA Q05 44.,,,,A,.,,,,,,,,,,,,A ,,,,A,A,,,,,,,,, F umily Advisor DICK DOUIQ ,,,,,,. .,.......Y...,....,.... I Iroof Reader IQ. NINE ,,.,,,.,,,,,,4I,,,,,,, ,,4.,.... A nimal Corner Editor M, 5, HADOVER ........ ......r .....,..,.. N 1 -ws Efliwr ROSE CHODESH ............ A--,,,Af--- ASll'0l0tlt'l' MORRIS AYEN .,....,............ wV.....V. I 'l1ow4:I'apIIc1' CHAS. V. CH.-KLILAH ..,,.....,.....,..A. ------------------ I IPIISUI' ALICE FAMISHED ,,,..,..,,..,.A.....,A.... --------------A- V1 IYIYISI STAFF Carl Daas Arc E. Vlly Moe Heh WINNER OI THE T. PAISH SCHOLARSHIP AWARIJ llrinted lay: tiliercsh, Shot:-li, V'liatan Printers, lnr. Copyright, 20-I-T, hy SENIORS Reprint or use of any section whatsoever is herelxy dcrlared illegal, and is sulljcct to penal code T-lf.-X. l'f-rmission will Ive granted upon the approval of the editors. N.B.A. SUES R.K.O. COLISEUIVI FOR ALIENATION OF AFFECTIONS Mr. Ahrams today filed suit against the man- agement of the Coliseum for alienation of af- fections. Mr. Abrams claims that T. A. stu- dents seem to find Betty Crahle superior and Much more attractive than Dr. Shupcrior. BRIDGE ACROSS .IORDAN CONSTRUCTED Monday.. .Iune Io tdclayeldt s Norman Twcrsky, Premier of Ercts Yisroel on three sides of the ordan. announced todav that the 'Ilahotinsky Memorial Bridgc-'I will he con- structed by the noted firm of Iirakower. Nlogil- ncr and Sllulman Engineers, Inc. + t w L' GREATEST ADVANCE IX MEDICAL HISTORY MADE Tuesday, ,Iuly 8 tTel-AvivIsjonah Aranoflq. I'l1.D., and Dr. .lack Adler hate made what they claim to he the greatest advance in med- ical history. They have -discovered the mean proportional hetwccn 606 and 903. TU-IV2. the new chemical has various uses. Dyes all admits blue, cures Cancer and Hookeyitis and ink for cribs are among the various uses. Dr. Adler proclaimed in his annual Bio Regents Day I'-flessage that the progress of humanity can now go unliinderetl. NBA. DENIES EXISTENCE OF 'TIIIRACLE DRI.'G XYCIIIICSIIHY-. .lllly 9 tlieuters dispatchls fln a special Hay Day proclamation. Nlr. .-Xhrams. registrar of T.A. denounced this miracle drug as mass hysteria and propaganda. nevertheless. ftliss Liederman announced a quick con.ersion to cltartreuse during the present emergency. IQIILIIIIISEIYS IQRLFNIBLIXS SOLD TO NOTED SI'ECLYI.A'I'OR New York. ,Iune I-liSimeon J. Iirumhein has sold his firm of lirumlJein's lirumhuns. Inc. to ,Ioseph Heimowitz. the renowned speculator tstock market hookict. it was learned today. Nlr. Heimowitz. in an exclusixc interview with this newspaper. announced that he would change the name of the S2.tNNI,tI0tLtNItl emer- prise to lil'llllllTtl'lll.F.. Inc. Our reporters were unahle to contact Nlr. lirumhcin. since he had peviously left for lfretz Iisroel to assume the presideney of the B.I'.'l'..-X. tlirooklyn Patriots of Tel .-Mix I. IIII-ltltttf

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,z we 1 'fv'C 2? ..i...,. ,.-.-- ..-.. rf: -if - P ... T. ' 'A' . i 1'-if '- 'L.- V ' X Wm hw R ll M 0 PEBA ta Elle 5 fl kid 3 METROPOLITAN OPERA TO REVIVE SOIJONIUNB CLASSIC 'QCAMERUN GOLDFARBM The lVlCil'0IJOlllilllaS director. Paul May, an- nounced that Gus SOIOIIIUIIQS classic opera of the T. A. school boy will li-e revived this season. Teddy Gluck, The Mefs leading hari- tone will play the role he created while Arthur Steinkolcr. greatest Yetzer Horah living will play that part. The composer will conduct the orchestra. Sets will he designed hy ll. l'llClSllllltlll and Nlr. Hiesigeris original shower cn1'tains will he used. NIESSIAII. NUT llllj'llllUl'Ul,l'l'AN BRHYIIA SLES Hl'IHL l'.-XX l-'UH S1Ii.tl4lU.Ullti Rahhi Altnslxy declared 'lleehias Haniaisiinu Tel Aviv The leading exponent of the name 1 the joh of the Messiah and not the Nlet. haclnvards charged that Ferntan had cramped Rllihi J. Altnslxy. head of the Agudas llara- his style. ,Mlxerli is preparing to return to the llllll., declared today that ll1llllt,'l'0ll Cold- lv. 5. for the trial. A foriner eco student. firlf' cannot and should not he revix ed. The .lndge Goldman will preside. llr. B. lil. Shapiro dead shall have peace. ln a famous state- will he .-Mlverlfs lawyer. Noted experts agree ment which interrupted his class game. Hahhi that St-rntan hasnil got a ehanee. Ur. tfharles Mtnsky said tiller-lx. will he the star witness. ---tlilrtywon