Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Hama -fy-nl'-ny, 'iGet those hoodlums in here. I haven't all 11ight. I have a splitting head- achef' The judge rubbed his eyes and yawned ill disglst. Q'Let's get 011 with this. Vlrhatls the charge? Yvho are the defendants? Wihatis the plaintifs name? Bailiff, get me an aspirin. Thank youf, -Your honor, there are 51 of them. We caught them screaming in the streets, making a general riot, shouting something about the Marx system alld yelling their heads off thanking G-d they are finally rid of doctors. -They hate doctors, huh, rid of them . . . It's pretty obvious that they just escaped from Bellevue. Why wait! Send them back immediately so I can go to sleep. Court adjourned. -But, your honor. they were yelling about the Marx system. They're not insane. They're anarchists and fifth columnists! -Quiet, William Randolph, you're right. Call Rankin! I'm going to sleep. Court adjourned. Bailiff, another aspirin. The sound of the aspirin Iizzing in the cold water dominated the crowded courtroom. Four feet stepped away from the defendant's corner and crossed the room. -Your honor, we're neither subversive nor insane. We,re just high school graduates. -A likely story, interjected the judge. -We were just celebrating our exit from high school, judge, and we got a little high, that's all. -Your names -Reuben Gross and Joseph Heimowitz, Shlito. -Investigate that rumor, Baililf. Continue with your story. -Wfell, it all goes back four years. -One moment . . . Bailiff, four aspirins and this time with Pepsi Cola. If I have to listen, I guess I must. -Judah Landes, strike up your violin. fHearts and Flowers off stage!