Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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Evgarg Since Time immemorial iT has been imperaTive upon Those lucky genTlemen who bounce Through The Time-honored academic halls proclaiming Themselves SENIORS To conTribuTe, Through ThoughTTul and TiTTing bequesTs, To The well-being of Their successors by smooThing The ruTTled brows oT Their Tormer nemeses, The FaculTy. Thus you Tind The Class oT June, l939, pausing on Their dash Towards The nearesl' exiT To Toss back These choice and desirable arTicles. To Dr. SaTir we leave A genTleman aT any cosT, A neaT slcull cap, and A clean school To be used aT TuTure assemblies. To Mr. l.ichTenberg, who is sTill on The search Tor ThaT rariTy oT rariTes- a responsible ediTor of The Academy News, lhe's also on The loolcouT Tor an Academy Newsl-we will revise The Teaching code To enable him To co- operaTe wiTh Those sTudenTs whom he wanTs-so keenly, oh, so very lceenlyl-- To geT ThaT IOOCL To Mr. Kronish, upon whom we have lavished ample marlcs of our res- pecT and aTTecTion, in The Torm oT a raTTle and a boolc, How To Teach- Am- erican T-lisTory, we musT give warning ThaT his ancienT sTorage oT anecdoTes daTing Trom Squire Beniamin's wild oaTs have Tollowed The rule ThaT whaT is True of good wine is noT True oT a good iolce. ln addiTion, we besTow on our smiling pedagogue a class in T. A. which he may address as boys and girls wiThouT blushing an apology. To Mr. Leibel, commenTaTor exTraordinary and masTer oT Tacial dis- TorTions, who mighT well have been The auThor of boTh besT sellers, My Son, My Soni' and LisTen, The Wind, we leave a compleTe collecTion oT his noTorious drawings, which he so Treely scrawls on his noTebool4s and all avail- able scraps, in The possibiliTy ThaT he mighT desire To exhibiT Them, or perhaps have Them analyzed. To Mr. Orleans, of The glaring purple shirTs and The Tiery red Ties, we give The ever so meaTy parT of The Third WiTch in lvlacbeTh so ThaT he may demonsTraTe To The enTire world his greaT abiliTy in convincing an audience ThaT Fair is Toul and Toul is Tair. To Jaclc C5oldsTein lThere's a charm abouT The namel we leave The sum ToTal oT ThaT vasT French vocabulary which we guaranTee would noT exceed The hundred word limiT on RegenTs composiTions. To Dr. Sarachelc, who has been cursed wiTh The iob OT aTTempTing To call The ro-ell Tor The Senior Class, we promise To use all our inTluence TwenTy-Tour ELCHANITE

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wilh lhe powers lhal be lo prevenl his ever being placed in lhe embaraiaing posilion again. To Mr. Laub, lhal heallhy, robusl, rigorous and vigorous, bul, above all, moral, elhical and scrupulous specimen ol malure manhood, we leave sixly- lour dillerenl excuses, all cerlilied and guaranleed lo be accpelable, lo be used lor lhe sixly-lour limes lhal he will miss lhe baskel nexl lerm while demonslraling lo his eager youngslers lhe proper and flawless melhod ol execuling The foul shol. To Mr. Renov, arl masler and lvlasler ol Arls, we leave a recording ol one ol his conslruclive leclures on design and color harmony, in lhe hope lhal aller lending an ear To The voice he will be more considerale when he gazes al lhe dozing counlenances aller such lalks. To Rabbi Charles Friedman, ol malhemalics, chemislry, physics, and now ol legal lame, we apologize, and lhen we give him back his cards. Delaney To Mr. Lebowilz we leave all ol our broken Shick Shavers. lhe repairing ol which will keep lhe chemisl busy while his humble disciples are perspiring heavily in lhe produclion of lhose well known Carbon Copies. To Mr. Abrams, we leave somelhing he really desires. a sludenl body whose lhirsl lor knowledge exlends lhrough lhe summer al SI I. per To Mr. Slrum we leave The nexl Senior Class. Honorable goldlish! Here we come! subiecl. ELCT-lXNEl?Cv C CC-CC C T wenly-li