Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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ESTERSON, HAROLD l'lesh is Boro Parlcs presenla- lion lo T. A. loaslaelball varsily. The senior class Fred Asfaire arlempls +0 crack pungenf puns occasional- ly and his reward is usually a- craclc baclc. l'le keeps on mul- reringz Gosh, if I were only Jrhree inches Taller. lncidenlally, we ex- pecl +o see Hesh do some fancy sreppinq for nexf year's Yeshiva U. varsiry. ELC!-IANITE FISCHER, EMANUEL We give you Menachem Men- dle Fischer, who is always con- vulsinq 'rhe class wilh his goli+z- ianer Yiddish and his Fellow woilcers-s'rnus+ be a union! Ac- cording ro him Blood will flow like borshl in lhe slreels of Russia if The evils of 'rhe capi+alis+ic sys- Jrem are no+ wiped our. l-lis so- lulion To rhe problem is a one hour day wilh 60 minules off for lunch. He recenlly aslounded lhe class by announcing his own Talmud, Jrraclale Faagen. Fiffeen

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EPSTEIN, SAMUEL Sam, who is TrequenTly com- pared To a Taxicab coming down The sTreeT wiTh boTh doors wide open, has Taken The rap Tor oTher peoples crimes more Than any one else we know. l-le approaches a genius in The Tield oT maTh and once even aTTempTed To read Ein- sTein's Theory OT RelaTiviTy. Ii you Tind him down aT The George WashingTon Bridge, you'll know ThaT hels Trying To Tind ouT how The angle oT elevaTion gives you The correcT slanT on girls. FourTeen EPSTEIN, MORRIS 'livioishl' EpsTein, liTerary lighi of The 8Th Term, seems To be ac- quainTed wiTh all The inside info on Broadway and Hollywood - maybe +ha+ is where he acquired his prodigious vocabulary. IT is he who rueiully Tound ouT Trom Mr. Abrams ThaT Newark, his horne Town, is wiThin ciTy limiTs, and Thereifore does noT permiT him To be eligible Tor ThaT exTra day OT grace beTore and aTTer holidays aiiorded To ouT OT Town sTudenTs. l-lis pasTime7 Blowing bubbles when classroom worlc geTs boring! ELCHANITE

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GELLMAN, EZRA This lanlcy represeniaiive of S+. Louis, Mo. is nofed for his abilily +o sland before ihe class for hours al a lime and sonorously drawl away in his S+, Louis accenl abouf 'rhe silualion in Palesfine and Zion- ism loday. lizzie can always be relied upon To fill up a lull in ihe class procedure. The iaclr +ha+ his falher is 'rhe Presidenl of The Miz- rachi Organizaiion of America, may have somelhing +o do wilh +hai. Siideen FURST, SIDNEY If ihere are any commillees on which Sid hasnil served, of any offices wh'ch ond hasn'+ oc- cupied, we haven? hoard of lhern. As T. Afs ace debalor he has developed such a ialeni al lallqinq people inlo lhinqs Thai you can gel Jrwo-Jrofone around here, 1ha+ qiven Jrhe opporiuniiy, ho could Jrcllq rho residenrs of Heder Slreel i o elecwng Hiller as ihoir alder- man. ELCHANITE