Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 108 of the 1938 volume:

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Una f A Eecflca tio IZ gn fteartjgeflt appreciation of their fong Cll1ClfCZl.f!tAllyQCl.I'S Ol? .S'Q'I'Vtl.CG Cfevotecf to the Lest interests of our sckoofancfzts stucfents, we gratejqlffy C!QC!l'CC1fC? this, the gauze, 1938 issue of the gfchanzte, to 7fIOI'I71ClIZ 1jqf6l'GITlSClnf! KQSCICZC Ql'!CCaZl'l,S Clgmtenls 0 FACULTY SENIIIRS LITERATURE CLASSES ACTIVITIES ADVERTISEMENTS E E E A E FAIIULTY BERNARD REVEL, Ph. D..., ......,..,...,..,.., Presidenf of Faculfy SHELLEY R. SAFIR, Ph. D. ......... 4.........,.,........ Principal NORMAN B. ABRAMS .,...,...,......,...,... Adminisiraiive Ass'Il JOSEPH LICHTENBERG, M. A ..A.... Mafh., Faculfy Advisor V UAGOBXABRAHAMT'I3fSvi SIDNEY D. BRAUN. M. A. ,. SACHA CHARLES, J. K., Ph. CHARLES FRIEDMAN, B.A. JACK GOLDSTEIN, M.S.E. ., SIDNEY B. HOENIG, Ph.D. BENJAMIN KRONISH, B.S.S. JOSEPH LAUB, M.A. ..,.....,,,.,,. . SAMUEL H. LEBOWITZ. M.A. .EMANUEL LEIBEL, M.A. ..... . -5. 4 ...ffl eGhemisIry French D. ....... .,,..,.,,..,...... C5 erman ,. Ma+h., Physics French . .......,. Bible Hisiory --EOIJIS MAHRf BIA? ..,,. TiT X' JOSHUA MATZ, B.A. ,..... . ISAAC ORLEANS, B.A. ......... . .'Rabbi 'PHILIP RAYMON, B.A. ISRAEL RENOV, B.A. .........,...., . L vu BENJ. D. SHAPIRO, M.A., J MAURICE SCI-IAIN, B.S. .,......, . D. .,,... . JMAURICE SMALL. .M.A. rv1.B.A. JOSEPH B. STRUM, M.A. ......... . -ALEXANDER SWIRSKY, B.A. Physical Training Chemisfry English ' Phys'icaIfTrainin'g .. Mafhemaiics English .. Bible, Hebrew . .,....,. Hisfory Biology .,.... Economics .. ..... ,....... E nglish, Lafin Rabbi SOLOMON WIND, M.A. .. ' On leave of absence ELCHANITE . French .Hebrew Seven ELIIHANITE BUVEHNINE BIIIAISID MORRIS EPSTEIN HENRY MARGOLIS E cI I 'r o r s I MILTON KRAMER Busuness Manager SIDNEY FURST DAVID MIRSKY Assoclaie EdrI'ors E.gh+ ELCHANITE PPTUM THE ELEHA ITE We have worked long and hard This year To publish The ElchaniTe. IT musT be realized ThaT in a school of This sorT iT is, To puT iT mildly, exTremely diTTiculT To produce a magazine wiTh The scope OT a general yearbook. FacTors noT presenT in The seTup of public high schools buT which are unique in our insTiTuTion alone, conTrive To hamper prog- ress in such a direcTion. VViTh classes sTreTching liTerally from morning Till nighT, Time is aT a premium. STudenTs who have The abiliTy To ar- TiculaTe ThoughTs well worTh expressing, and we may say wiThouT undue back-paTTing ThaT There are many such here, have noT The inclinaTion To wriTe in The limiTed Time aTTorded Them. And lasT, buT cerTainly oT prime imporTance, is The TacT ThaT while school yearbooks are univers- ally Tinanced by Their G. O. Treasuries, The ElchaniTe musT be wholly self-supporTing on The ads iT soliciTs. BuT we are noT apologizing Tor our ElchaniTe7 on The conTrary. AlThough TiTTs wiTh Teachers and sTudenTs were ineviTable, whole-hearTed co-operaTion on The parT oT The senior class, and a Tiery spurT OT energy by The ElchaniTe sTaTT a shorT Time before iTs publicaTion, resulTed in The ulTimaTe prinTing of whaT we Tondly hope is a successful magazine. One OT The Tew ElchaniTes To emerge wiThouT leaving a debT To iTs successors, This book is also one of The TirsT To leave compleTe business lisTs. To The nexT ElchaniTe Governing Board we leave a biT of advice TaughT us by The hard hand oT Experience. We counsel Them To sTarT acTual work as soon as They Take oTTice. lT will assure Them an easier lasT Tew monThs Than has been our loT. We Take This opporTuniTy To Thank everyone, sTudenT and Teacher alike, who has in any way assisTed us in The publicaTion of The l938 ElchaniTe. ELCHANITE Nine 'S - 25 ' is K . V . I aj , .L U' 1 x xqunif' i f X t 12. P '5 JUNE . , , V VY.YV V .V - ., . . V -ww . nov, ,. :N.,,. ,-..wT?.,,-:..7..,..-.. U. ,,...--.R?T,T:,.,,Q..,. ,X.,.,.T.f. iz. Y V- ..- rv-fin. ..,. . A55 0 F , 1 93U COHEN, GEORGE George can easily be ideniiliecl by his shoclc of red hair and Thumb waving, lhe laller lo prove lhaf malh is a grear subiecr and Mr. Malz a greal malhemalician. When noi busy lripping over him- self and falling down fiighls of slairs, he spends his lime drawing profiles on ihe baclcs of old en- velops. Twelve BRENNER, ABRAHAM Everyone agrees ihai Abe Bren- ner is a desirable neighbor in a science 'rest The lac? is fha? Abe is iusr sluffed wifh scienlific know- ledge and if we're noi' misralcen, his fulure will definiiely be affeci- ed by rhis. H is he who always passes around lhe physics home- work and very relucianily permi+s everyone fo make copies of il. ELCHANITE EGELNICK, DAVID Iggy is a member of lhe base- ball and baslcelball varsily. He macle T. A. in 3W years. which is quile an achievemenl even for a smari sludenl such as he. He wrinkles his nose whenever he laughs, and he does Thal very oil- en. The Academiles occupy mosl of his spare lime. QP?- ELCHANITE ELGART. JOSEPH Joe, whose hobbies include blowing whislles in lhe Physics class, riding merry-go-rouncls, box- ing and chasing women, is Bronx's gill +o American womanhood. Joe's pleasure is laughing, how- ever. He usually indulges in his pleasures xxhilc oraiing. Thirleen EPSTEIN, SAMUEL Sam, who is TrequenTly com- pared To a Taxicab coming down The sTreeT wiTh boTh doors wide open, has Taken The rap Tor oTher peoples crimes more Than any one else we know. l-le approaches a genius in The Tield oT maTh and once even aTTempTed To read Ein- sTein's Theory OT RelaTiviTy. Ii you Tind him down aT The George WashingTon Bridge, you'll know ThaT hels Trying To Tind ouT how The angle oT elevaTion gives you The correcT slanT on girls. FourTeen EPSTEIN, MORRIS 'livioishl' EpsTein, liTerary lighi of The 8Th Term, seems To be ac- quainTed wiTh all The inside info on Broadway and Hollywood - maybe +ha+ is where he acquired his prodigious vocabulary. IT is he who rueiully Tound ouT Trom Mr. Abrams ThaT Newark, his horne Town, is wiThin ciTy limiTs, and Thereifore does noT permiT him To be eligible Tor ThaT exTra day OT grace beTore and aTTer holidays aiiorded To ouT OT Town sTudenTs. l-lis pasTime7 Blowing bubbles when classroom worlc geTs boring! ELCHANITE ESTERSON, HAROLD l'lesh is Boro Parlcs presenla- lion lo T. A. loaslaelball varsily. The senior class Fred Asfaire arlempls +0 crack pungenf puns occasional- ly and his reward is usually a- craclc baclc. l'le keeps on mul- reringz Gosh, if I were only Jrhree inches Taller. lncidenlally, we ex- pecl +o see Hesh do some fancy sreppinq for nexf year's Yeshiva U. varsiry. ELC!-IANITE FISCHER, EMANUEL We give you Menachem Men- dle Fischer, who is always con- vulsinq 'rhe class wilh his goli+z- ianer Yiddish and his Fellow woilcers-s'rnus+ be a union! Ac- cording ro him Blood will flow like borshl in lhe slreels of Russia if The evils of 'rhe capi+alis+ic sys- Jrem are no+ wiped our. l-lis so- lulion To rhe problem is a one hour day wilh 60 minules off for lunch. He recenlly aslounded lhe class by announcing his own Talmud, Jrraclale Faagen. Fiffeen GELLMAN, EZRA This lanlcy represeniaiive of S+. Louis, Mo. is nofed for his abilily +o sland before ihe class for hours al a lime and sonorously drawl away in his S+, Louis accenl abouf 'rhe silualion in Palesfine and Zion- ism loday. lizzie can always be relied upon To fill up a lull in ihe class procedure. The iaclr +ha+ his falher is 'rhe Presidenl of The Miz- rachi Organizaiion of America, may have somelhing +o do wilh +hai. Siideen FURST, SIDNEY If ihere are any commillees on which Sid hasnil served, of any offices wh'ch ond hasn'+ oc- cupied, we haven? hoard of lhern. As T. Afs ace debalor he has developed such a ialeni al lallqinq people inlo lhinqs Thai you can gel Jrwo-Jrofone around here, 1ha+ qiven Jrhe opporiuniiy, ho could Jrcllq rho residenrs of Heder Slreel i o elecwng Hiller as ihoir alder- man. ELCHANITE GLASSER, HARRY John l Glasser conlinuously has lo suffer The laisnls and lorluicr of a Msharpiefl allhouqh he prel- ers lo be described as Hsarloriaily perleclf' l-lis sense of humor, wil, and abilily lo wise-craclc, enable him ro keep lhe class and lhe feathers eonsianlly amused. Exloi- ling lhe virlues of capilalism, he is always making soap-box speech- es and claims lhal his parenls are he original Glassers who did nol Come Over on lhe Mayflower. ELCHANITE amn- GUTMAN, DANIEL Danny Giirmanr who was born in lhe land ol lhe Pharaohs. does nor believe in slavery or in any orlner ldnd ol worl' 4- especfaliy home work. Lilllgf wonder Thar Dr. Charles, his German reacher, is also his beer friend. whal wilh lhe F53 lhal when lfanny organized a Chess Club, rho lofnwer was hii nwozl loyal supporlrir. HH: li OPS Ol senior class rnosl -lauwclw uphold- eri. ol Mr. Mali! philosophy. SO do nor be surpriied if you lind him walling aroiind showing yew his lalesl poein e-A-orezsirqq hfs our- lgol on fle. Sevenle-cn 'fel JARET, IRVING llzilf is hard lo irighlen allhough his hair usually slands on end. l-le seems lo rhirlc lhal wilh a lillle rnore heighl he can male any bas- lzelbal iearn in lhe Counlry ldonl CQISVE ill. l-le canl gel over fhe lac? fha? he once worked for Gros- sngers. lf: fs one ol lhe originalors oi llne Yiddish accenl in T. A. and nas composed his own lyrics To cerrain popular songs. lP. S. ThlG'if are no+ lil +o prinil l-lere he is, lhe Polish boy who made good. Eighleen HOROWITZ, PHILIP Mr. Nobles righl hand man is never seen around lhe T. A. How- ever, his shadow is usually nolice- able aboul' The halls. Phil is a lad who has unusual falenls as a speak- er and lznows all +he lriclcs of 'lhe Trade. l-le is glad he lei? Vienna in +'me +o escape l-li+ler's enlrance. This well dressed man goes +o parlies in lornnal allire only. ELCHANITE KARP, ABRAHAM ln every Class Abie come: on! on lop sckiolaslically. Nobody un- derslends how lie cloes il, lor he never is seen sludying and rarely does homework. He claims lo have a smafferinq of knowledge on al' mosl everyllwing under llwe sun eng! from flue looks ol llwings lie may be riql1'r. Mr. Kronisl'1's prodigy, Abie basks in llwe liqlml of his allecliona. ELC!-IANITE we KRAMER, MILTON Milo Kremer is e credilor nelion A- everyone owes lwim money. lvleybe llwafs wlwy lie unclerfool Jrlwe iob ol business man- aqer ol llwe Elclienilel l-lis big ern' bilion seems lo be lo plague Mr. Slrum by Qonlinueily passing re- marks in llie Enqlisiw class. ll you lwear ei liigly voice znouling Dis- migggglu in llwe lnelle you can leil ilk Mike execnlinq his defies as Golan Ji llwe cliscipline squecl. Nineleen LEBOWITZ, JACOB IT you see a Senior wiTh pig brighT shining TeeTh walking around -iT's Jack. l-le's been reading The Readers DigesT laTely and Thus we See The cause Tor his sudden splurge oT answers To Mr. STrum': quesTions. l-lis TavoriTe sayings are in spoTs and 'lyou goTTa hand iT To him. By bribing him wiTh an exennpTion Trom The Tinal, Mr. Leibel nipped in The bud Jacks campaign oT passive resisTance. l-le likes To speak and doesn'T do badly GT iT. 'l'wenTy KULICK, ABRAHAM Some Time ago, Abe Kuliclg Tried To grow a beard. For some weeks he was going sTrong and everyone was misTaking him Tor Abraham Lincoln, buT Then he meT HJ. RT and all his plans Tor hir- suTe adornrnonT vanished. No maT- Ter how busy he may be as Bus- iness l-flanager oT The Academy News, Click srill Tinds Time To Take an achye inTeresT in ZionisT aTTairs. ELCHANITE LEVINE, MAX LeT's call him Meximiiiian Toi' shorT. l-le claims TheT The day he leaves high school will be The mosT memorable in his life. Don'T geT him wrong. l-Te means ThaT high school is only one milesTone in his career. l-le is already crossing his bridges on The road To his ambi- Tion - engineering. l-Tis seriousf ness and diligence mark him es one who is bound To succeed. ELCHANITE 59's-Q. MARGOLIS, HENRY i'lVleisgie is musically inclined as ': shown by his original imiTa- Tion oT The 'ibazoolfaii and by his dancing in and ouT OT classes T1 The leTesT Benny Goodman errang menTs sung in his creclied voice As co-edilor oT The EicheniTe he had somelhing To do xviTh geTTing This mag OUT, His red heir and beaming counTenance melee him ei welcome sighT excepl' when he goes aboLiT shouTing WlTo did The pri-pics? Twenfy-one MASSIS, DAVID Dave is The mosT TaiThTul Cin- cinaTTi baseball Tan in our midsT. Maybe iT's because ThaT's his home Town. Dave also plays and has seen 'ce on The T. A. varsiTy. from The Twang oT his English accenT il is easily discernible ThaT Cincy gave him a good educalion and he-'s making use of iT in T. A. To geT high marks. One oT The class hopeTuls To conTinue aT Yeshiva and reach The RabbinaTe is Dave. l.eT's hope he does. TwenTy-Two MIRSKY, DAVID 'John Law, The son oT a diss iinguished rabbi, is Tollowing in his TaThers TooTsTeps. Mr. Kronish is inclineci io1hinkThaT we are his worsT class and ThaT Dave is his besT scholar. As a shorT sTory wriT- er John has produced a Tew mas- Terloieces. l-le is going To Take up domesTic science lcooking To youl in college in order To learn how To ic-cluce. AT The same Time he in- lencls Io sTudy law, Thus accounT- ing Tor his nickname. ELCHANITE 5, , ROSENBLUM, SAMUEL Rosy is a blond lad Trom The EasT Bronx who has The loudesT voice This side oT The Roclcies. He is a nafural ball player and has been on The T. A. baskeTball vare siTy Tor 3 years. lvlosT TavoriTe saying- X1Vho has a dime To lend me? Sam geTs along Tine wiTh Mr. Kronish unTil The zeros sTarT Tlying. The 8Th wonder oT The world is how Rosy made T. A. in filfi years. ELC!-IANITE REICHEL, OSCAR Silence is golden, and so is speech, Thinks Oscar. He is very guieT unTil he comes To debaTing. WiTh his help, The senior class de- baTing Team was revived. Oscar has a Triend in DeTroiT who, iT seems, is Telling him all answers To Mr. Kronishs quesTions in HisT- ory. He excels in The learning oT The Talmud and is lcnown To malce very deep obse-rvaTions. His ambi- tion, he claims, besides Rabbi, is To geT a B. A., M. A., Ph. D., LL. B. eTc. ad inTiniTum. TwenTy-Three WARSHAW, DAVID This rangv, blond lad from Porl- chesler, who speaks wilh a New England drawl, has done much lo advance sludenl acliviiy in T. A. Slarling ou+ as class represenla- live and Then advancing lo The posl of Treasurer ol The G. O., he finally became presidenl of T. A. He leaves an enviable record of service behind him. Twenly-Tour SEIDEN, JULIUS W. We loguenlly aslc Jules what lhal 'W' sfands lor. He is one of Jrhe few musicians in our senior class, for he swings a mean har- monica. He enioys refereeing bas- lcefball games, allhough his iudg- menl has been lhe cause of many an argumenl. ln Jules we have a man who will succeed once he Slarls lo worlc. l . ELCHANITE WINTER, SIDNEY Silenf Sid Winfer is anofher ardenf exponenl of +l'1e charms of maflwemalics. As Presiclenl of flue Mallw Club he is always llwinlcing of new siunfs 'ro lure new members lo ifs meelings. Sid has a pesifive aversion Toward dead cals and we can remember flue lime when Dr. Dlugacz disseclecl a cal in llne Sie oloqy class he lurned pale and, suddenly remembering an engage- menf elsewhere, lei? llue room bur- riedly. El.Cl'lANlTE lwenly live LUG U13 ELASS UP '38 And iT came To pass ThaT I was comforfably ensconced in a chair in The audiforium, awaiTing my sheepskin, when I realized That my mom- enTs in T. A. were numbered. And a heavy sleep overfook me . . . and I beheld . . . Twenfy-Two eager boys enTering The porTals of a large sTone ed- ifice of Byzanfine archiTecTure. And lo, I find myself one of Them! We are in a classroom and a shorT, sTouT man wiTh heavy glasses. Mr. Rogoff by name, is cross-examining a sTudenT wiTh eiaculafions of copulaTive, spliT inTiniTive, and oTher foreign sounding phrases. A less forTunaTe sTudenT is reciTing wiThouT aid of a book, IT is an AncienT Mariner, and he sToppeTh one of Three . . . Try as I may, I can only counT Ten long faced, sinisTer looking individuals, making use of The exiT of said classroom, WhaT is lefT of us are being enferfained by The incomparable humor of Thaf noTed humorisr Fred Benny Swirsky, abouT whom iT has been rumored, is a Teacher of French. A cerTain Doc Hoffman is busy handing ouT papers for a TesT he is abouT To give. A shouT of 'La Tab- oole is heard, Monsieur Swirsky ThreaTeningly picks up The aforemen- Tioned piece of furniTure, and we, being no fools, pass ouT quiefly from The classroom. We pass four maTh. Teachers on The way, who claim They have come To Teach us. lk if Pk PF wk Led by PresidenT Joseph ElgarT and SecreTary Abraham Karp, we all as one march inTo a large hall marked wiTh an enormous 2. The firsT To welcome us and evenTually charm us, is a former in- maTe of This insTiTuTion, Mr. STrum by name, whose chief hobby was passing ouT marks ThaT never vauITed 80. Ah, buT ThaT was before The aforemenfioned genTleman beheld our physiognomies-and Two of us emerge wiTh The unprecedenTed grades of 82.50. A handsome Adonis greeTed us en francais as we Trod info la salle. We spliT a few infininTives, a few Tongues, and sally forTh from The class of l'homme avec les cheveux magnifiques. Two floors up, second door To The righf, we file in. AwaiT a Teach- er. Presenfly one arrives. l.ighTs a cigareTTe. Explains To us ThaT we are sfudying Biology. Excuses himself. Leaves. We follow suiT. ELCI-IAN ITE TwenTy-seven A colossal 3 gazes brazenly down aT us. Our ranks are swelled by a wild horde from The swamps of Brook- lyn. A sTalwarT young buck, Kramer by name, of said horde Tries To buck our building, and geTs The worsT of The argumenT wiTh Three broken ribs. Young horde Tries vainly To perform a coup d'eTaT lplus much shouTing, mud slinging, nominaTions, obiecTions, accepfances, declina- Tions, refusals eTc. eTc.l Cohen and Karp of The Old Guard reTain leadership. Undaunfed by The oufcome of The firsT squabble, They Try again and place Mirsky and l-laimm as secrefary and aThleTic manager respecT- ively. Who-Mr. AsTrachan. Whaf-shoufs, Louder please! When-when he feels like iT. Where-in The English class. How-Through use of his larynx. Why--we sTill don'T know. Mr. Oscar RosenThal, behind a French musfache, wiTh innumer- able charTs, comparaTive rafing Tesfs lwhere passing mark was usually 57 and lowerl Tried hard, buT in vain, To Teach us The difference beTween garcon and fille-as if we didn'T know iT already. Two floors up, second door To The righ+ again. This Time To be amused, amazed, awed. befuddled, and The like by The scienfific dis- courses, inTellecTual discussions, songs. and jokes of Dr. Dlugafz. Dr. D. laddressing an up and coming Mendell-Tell me, Shmeye Leib, where is The sand pipe? S. L.-lwiTh The hopeless look of a Dodger fan, poinTs To his abdomenl-IT should be some place around here. Dr. D.-IT should! PK Pk FF FK K An angelic chorus is genTly swinging. Youre a four. The Old Guard-Those frosT-biTTen reacTionaries, remain all-pow- erful wiTh Karp and Gellman a-Tap. We are delving info ancienf hisTory books on Ancienf l-lisTory, un- der The TuTelage of Mr. lhere's hopes for a Ph.D.l Jacob l. l-larTsTein, who has since deparfed for happier hunfing grounds. Buf his l'm always one ahead of you! lingers in our memory. NOT To forgef a cerTain hisTory exam. Ring The bells! TooT The horns! Blow your noses! TwenTy-eighT ELCHANITE A cerTain sTudenT ll blushl of our class ioined The aImosT legend- ary class of Summa Cum Laude. IAside To I'l. I. lvl.-Three of your cheers, pIease.I Three Torms resembling Sid FursT, Dave Mirsky, and Ezzie Spice- handler are coming. They're carrying someThing. IT looks like .... Yes iT is-The coveTed InTra-mural debaTing championship! Whooppee, Yippee, and Oh Fudge! FirsT Two regenTs. GeomeTry-marks like Tever--They ran so high. French-we saw The TesT-we laughed-The Board of RegenTs laughed-we sTopped-Danny GuTman and a seIecT Tew are sTiII laugh- ing. The aToremenTioned Mr. STrum, now a married man, is so Tame. ThaT he gave a 90 Iwow?I wiThouT even shedding a Tear. Y W 11 ik 1 FIVE -- FIVE - - FIVE... The old order changeTh, yielding place To new. Ivlirsky of The IaTecomers To This noble insTiTuTion eIecTed presidenT oT The class . . . congraTsI Mazol Tov . . . Ivlazol Tov . . . Ivlazol Tov-and Ivlr. RosenThaI geTs himself a wife, The class geTs him a pipe, and The iunkyard a car! A greaT schism is Taking place. I IaIT oT The class is learning how To make CBI-ISINOBIS-IniTrogIycerinl, C I-ISINOZIB ITNTI and oTher playful and harmless compounds. The oTher haIT oT The class is learning how To curse I-IiTIer in his naTive Tongue. LoTkes are Tlying all around. PracTicaIIy all oT 'em are landing on our Delaney cards. They are noT' Those in which we indulge during Chanukah, buT The work of Doc's TrusTy ole pen. My neighbor inTorms me ThaT he noTices quiTe a difference in Doc's marking during a day when The Yanks won-and when They IosT. lk ik ik it II! A bell is being Tolled SIX Times. The old order TurTher changes. A Philadelphian Foo becomes pres- idenT oT The class, and a human sail-boaT The vice-presidenT. Class enTers school poIiTics. John Law Ivlirsky emerges as vice-pres- idenT oT The S. O., George Zeno Cohen secreTary oT same and FursT edifs The Academy News--scarIeT Tever and all. Class sTarTIes school by acquiring undernourished dunce caps Tor oTTiciaI headgear. Johnny Glasser explains. 'They shrunk Trom The waTer ELCHANITE TwenTy-nine on his brain. 4 E . I don'.+ Think Ihisufunny, do you? The Chem Class becomes a Glee Club and offers iis own rendi- fion of Ihar immorral classic, Sally of Our Alley. Maesrro Jacob Ab- rahams conducfing. A L'homrne avec les cheveux magnifiques, Jacque Goldslein, Iakes a lip from his predecessor and acquires a conslanl companion for him- self- fill dearh dolh us perl, and sruff. The class shells oul once more, This lime for a book, Live Alone and Like I+. ' lApparenIly he didn'I.I Scene-: Classroom of Modern European Hislory. Characlersz Dr. Shapiro, class lif anyl, currain. Dr. Shapiro:-lhanding our papersl Dr. Shapiro:-lcolleclring papersl Class:-lmissingl Dr. Shapiro:--llzeeds Iwo lorkes Io each Delaney cardl Class:-lsfill missingll Curfain Thus' ended Ihe Iirsr of our spon+aneous vacalions. Mr. Orleans is frying hard To make Brouns or al leas'r Runyons lDamon's pal, merhinksl ou? of us Isk, Jrsk, Isk. I Regenrs again! So whall Come on SEVEIQI - Come on SEKVEN . l+'s here! The class gels borh feel sluck in Jrhe mire of school polirics. Karp becomes presiden+ lior no good reasonll Sid and Dave inlerscholasric debafors lsling if boysll Mike Kramer and Joe Elagarl' cofcaplains of Ihe Discipline Squad, and O. Henry Margolis IH. I. M.I and Morris Epsrein IM. E.l edirors of Ihe rag you're now reading. ll hope you arel. A cerrain fencing coach, who also fancies himself 'fo be an Eng- lish Teacher, exlolling Ihe virlues of hi: brolher Looyeh and swearing rhar, Elf my grandmorher had roller sk-ares, she'd be a mororcyclef' The drama crifics are amazed by 'rhe sheer beauly, The clarily -:I undersranding +ha+ Paul Muni lends 'ro 'rhe role of Ophelia. :We -areunanimous in agreemenr 'rhar Mr. Maurice Small knows his proverbial 'srulf' 'buf I slill mainrain Ihal his maslery of Economics would: nor be complele wi'rhou'r Ihorough knowledge of Sewer Case's, The Economy of Words . il it PK FK 'EIGHT bells-and all is well. Y-The class sinks neck deep in poli+ical mire. Warsaw elecred pres- TWV.. .. ELCHANITE idenT, Sid FursT vice-president and Abe Kulick Treasurer oT S. O. Sid FursT exTends his acTiviTies sTill TurTher by Teaming wiTh Oscar H. A. Reichel To round ouT The inTerscholasTic Team. The resT oT us run The school. We are again bewildered by Mr. AsTrachan's So whaT'? -- SomeThing is radically wrong-we're geTTing homework in English. Mr. Kronish is sTill carrying TorTh in his own amiable and in- imiTable manner. RelaTes anecdoTes-some very inTimaTe-abouT Tam- ous and inTamous hisTorical characTers. He conTesses To have spenT mosT oT his radio hourage lisTening To The kiddies' Triend- Ha, ha, ha, This is your Uncle Don. Also whispers in our audiTory organs ThaT he never sTudied in any school, he merely aTTended Them. And we geT zeros from said genTlman, Tor Tollowing his example. Quid eriT JusTis? Mr. AsTrachan disappears. '1 , Mr. STrum reappears, urging us To disregard ThaT bell. We have The rare TorTune To be sTudenTs, lBu3r don'T leT ThaT Tool you, we sTill don'T sTudy.l in The Tamous Physics course'oTTered by Mr. Chuck Friedman, head oT The physics deparTmenT. Also 'To lend ear To his mosT excellenT humor. ExTra! ExTra! ExTra! . 32' The Tive lazy men lcommonly known as The Board. oT EdiTors OT The ElchaniTel sTarT To work on This magazine. : Class again sTarTles school by acquiring senior caps. This specimen oT The haT Tamily is a cross beTween a Tyrolean Bell Ringer's headgear and The covering used by The merrie men oT Robin Hood. Perhaps The spring has someThing To do wiTh iT-y'know, ln The spring, a young man's Tancy Turns To ThoughTs oT love, -buT a Tall Bronx Bruiser was seen poking his head ouT oT a window on WesT IB3 -WashingTon HeighTs. l am also inTormed ThaT a BensonhursT Brillo Top-pays renT lwell he shouldl To cerTain people on WesT l69Th ST. -in The Bronx. S'Tunny, so help mel . , Menachem Mendel Der Magid, suddenly jumps upon The Teach- er's desk, oraTing abouT- comes The revoluTion -The class all as one raise Their righT hands in The air--and shouT mighTily, Faagen, Faagenf' A nudge in The ribs suddenly wakes me. Hey, sTupid, They iusT called your name. WiTh heavy, counTed, paces I approach The rosTrum, and wiTh a smile on my Tace and a sad goodbye on my lips-I Take my diploma. ELCHANITE Thin-Ty-one LEGAEY We. fhe Class of June IQ38, being all of sound body and boasfing of a sane mind, realizing fhaf fhis is fhe closesf we shall ever gef fo graduafion, hereby in fhe effusivei generosify of fhe momenf. bequeafh upon fhe menfors of our faifhful Alma Mafer fhis, our lasf will and fesfamenf: To Mr. Abrams, long suffering Adminisfrafive Assisfanf, we leave fhe joy fhaf needs musf pervade him af fhe fhoughf fhaf fhe worsf class of fhe school is leaving. As furfher maferial grafuify we leave fhe cause of all his suffering and irrifafion, fhe senior class boolc, l'low fo Lie and lrrifafe People. lWe leave fo him The pleasanf reminiscences fhaf in fhe fufure a Ufopian sociefy will arise where pupils will confess fo fheir wrong-doings and will nof force him fo fhe expediency of giv- ing no excused adrnifs.l To Mr. Sfrum, our pefif pirisfic precepfor and presfidigi- fafor of pundifical expressions and purveyor of perfinenf per- siflage-and incidenfally our English feacher-we hereby prof- fer a pair of fur lined earmuffs l98c af lvlacy's Bargain Base- menfl nof only fo keep him warm when our forgefful ianifors leave fhe windows open lor don'f give sfeaml buf also fo keep +ha+ annoying rumble grumble fhaf presages and heralds each approaching sfreef-car. We furfher leave him seven barrels of fine dirfy sand lCCDl which he can spread on his roof so fhaf when he reclines fo acquire fhaf week-end sunburn which he flourishes so proudly and osfenfafiously in classes, all he has fo do is shuf his eyes and be waffed by his imaginafion fo his favorife summer resorf lConey lslandl. To lvlr. Mafz, naive philosopher and modesf buf able mafhemafician who in his quief way affracfs and holds pupils. so much so fhaf fhey fake exfra courses in mafhemafics iusf fo have fhe pleasure of hearing his views express-ed in his own quainf fashion-we hereby leave him friumphanf and exulfing in his lcnowledge fhaf mafhemafics-his mafhemafics--shall live on for ever for: m,+,-+,,O Erci-mums I+ has been hlrue, if is 'rrue Jroday, ii shall be True in Jrhe fuiure on ihis earih, and if is i equally True 'rhroughouf The universe Thai laiblz In az 'r 2ab Jr bz To Mr. Kronish, ihe originaior oi so many rheforic polem- ics designed io bombard wiih a never ending rirade of willy words lhe well esiablished insiiiuiions of ihis couniry-and in- cidentally our l-lisiory ieacher-we hereby beguealh a midgelr radio over which he may hear ihe golden bariione of lhe lcid- die-shiiavoriie, our own Uncle Don, every day al 6 o'clocl4 sharp, wifhioui having lo leave his class. As a souvenir wiih Jrhe radio bwe also begueaih unio him a circular pencil which shall enable him,. wiihoui any undo exeriion, lo record Thai famous of all msfigiie zero, which he disiribuies so freely. To Mr. Friedman, our young bui brilliani physics ieacher, we hereby esiablish a fund, Jrhe proceeds of which will be col- lecied from iuiure classes, for The acguisiion and mainienance of a fullyieguipped physics laboraiory. The apparalrus of which will cary a guaraniee Thai all experimenis arfempied will be successful. We furfher leave him wiih ihe comforiing ihoughl' and iheassurance 'rhaf any class he may have afier us, no ma++er how boislerous and daring, will noi aliempi lo carry lhrough some ci our escapades, namely: blowing soap bubbles fwfl sirens in class and playing Johnny-on-Jrho-pony againsi' ihe physics' demorisiraiion fable. To Dr. Charles, our learned, revered. and popular reach- or and promulgafor of German in our school, we leave lhe hope lhai some day one of his former pupils will come up To him and admil ihai he read one of his books and really under- srood ii. However, unfil Thai lime, we believe ihai Dr. Charles will have 'lo conienl himself wiih whar sludenis he has in hand and insioad of iranslaling Pro+ocols of ihe Elders of Zion-- The Greafesf Lie in l-lis+ory -he will have +o iranslafe 'rhe Senior excuses-which are really ihe grealesl lies in any hisiory -and see wha? ihey aclually mean. To Mr. Lichrenberg we leave a nine monih semeslel' SO EI-Cl-IANITE i Thirly-ihree fhal he will never be in hasre for lime +o review. To Mr. Lebowilz, physics Teacher, we leave +he exclusive privilege ol wise-cracking in class and denying +he s+uden+s +he righf of reioinder. To Mr. Orleans, English feacher, we leave a decades supply ol small, black, lealher noleboolcs so fha? he can plan homework nol only monlhs bul years in advance. To Dr. Shapiro, hislory leacher, we leave a griddle and boiler so Tha? he can concocr his famous lallzes and ge'r his s+uden+s in ho+ waler. To Mr. Swirslqy, French +eacher, we leave a looolc explain- ing how 'ro sing Bei Mir Bis+ Du Schoen as an operafic aria in French from Jrhe lop of +he desk in fhe French class. To Mr. Leibel, English feacher, we refurn all his super- lalives so lhaf he can use +hem again on coming senior classes. and also a copy of I Can'+ Give You Any+hing Bu+ Love Baby. ' To Mr. Goldslein, French leacher, we leave a pair of French curlers and some cages inlo which he can lilerally order lhe pupils +ha+ annoy him. To lhe school in general:-VVe leave! To which documenlr we, lhe Class of I938, hereunlo affix our hand and seal. Thirfy-four ELCHANITE 3 Ihr illnrvrani OL. 96, No. 97 JUNE 30, l953 PRICE 5 Cenls STRATOSPHERE PLANES TO BE JUNKED Globe Encircling Subway to Replace Them In a slarlling announcemenl al a banquel lasl nighl Pro- lessor Brenner, physicisl, de- clared lhal lhe slralosphere planes which have been in com- mon usage lor lhe pasl lilleen years or so will be iunlced in favor ol a subway lrain encirc- ling lhe enlire earlh. Mr. Max Levine, engineer de-luxe will worlc logelher wilh Brenner in lhis amazing underlalcing. Brenner, ralher young lo have conceived lo such a gigan- lic plan, says lhal in lhree and a hall years lhe subway: should be compleled. The mair laclor in lhis underlalcing is lhe phys- icisl's discovery lhal by alomic bombardmenl ol a highly lech- nichal nalure lhe aloms' energy can be diverled lo run mach- inery. Financial aid will be given by lhe well known speculalor, John D. Massis. Mr. Massis has many limes in lhe pasl financed whal al lirsl seemed lo be while e- lephanls. However, lhe lorlune al his disposal al lhe presenl lime is sullicienl prool lhal he has made his while elephanls worlc. POLICE BREAK UP RIGT AT POLITIC FAMED CRIMINAL LAWYER DEFENDS BUMP EMOFF District Attomey Selden Confident Bump Emoll, charged wilh lhe killing ol over a dozen men. will be delended by lhal bril- lianl criminal lawyer, David Mir- slry. Mirslcy, who has never yel losl a case, will have bul a slim chance lo gel an acquillal lor Public Enemy No. I, Emoll. Opposing Mirslcy is Dislricl Allorney Seiden. In lhis, his lirsl case since his eleclion, Seiden is posilive lhal a verdicl ol guilly will be broughl in. These lwo men, now ballling in lhe courls ol .Iuslice are lhe basl ol lcionf-In oul ol courl. Il is nol generally Icnown bul lhe lwo ol lhnm were room-males all l'-ffsnrh 'l-f7- FFIWOWI career, Wealher Forecasl lvloslly cloudy loday, occasion- al Iighl rains lonighl and lo- morrow, . Temperalures yeslerday: Max. 85 deg. - Min. 80 deg. AL MEETING Famed Philosopher Smacked By Tomato June 26. - Following Sen- alor Fursl lo lhe roslrum al a meeling in Town I-Iall lasl nighr, Dr. George Cohen, in lhe midsl ol a liery speech, was abruplly inlerrupled by lhe collision ol a lnmalo wilh his moulh. The lomalo was lhrown by an anli- parly man, Lebowilz. As a resull a riol brolce oul which only po- lice reserves could end. Senalor Fursl, who is mal:- ino a bid lor lhe Gubernalor- ial posl ol New Yorlf Slale, de- livered an hour long speech in which he said praclically no- lhing, In order lo show how Eursl's ideas comlormed wilh lhose ol all greal lhinlfers, Dr. Cohen began whal seemed lo be a line speech. l-Iowever, Lebowilz. ever and always a Eursl anlagonisl, loolc a large lomalo and hea-,fed il inlo 'he open moulh ol lhe speaker. Sid Winler, noled malhennalician and lile-long lriend ol Cohen. sprang lo avenge his lriend's insiill which slarled lhe r'ol.Nc'f' unlil lhe arrival ol lhe 'MIi'n was lhe liqhl ended. THE FORECAST TH E FORECAST Reg. U.S. Pat. Ottice Adoloh S. Maguire, Publisher Published every day in the year by THE FQRECAST CO., lnc. Ottices ot the FORECAST blew York Clrcle O-OOOO Forecast Bldg. 294-6th Avg. Main Annex I3 E. Barclay St Subscription Rates: Efliilw l yr. 6 mos. Daily 81 Sun. SI6 S8 Weekday only lI,5O 6 Sunday only 6,50 4 THURSDAY, JUNE 29, I958 EDITORIAL Talmudical Academy On the heights of New York there stands an edifice unique in architecture, beaut- iful in structure, and glorious in tradition. Vifell known from one corner of the world to the other, The Rabbi lsaac Elchanan Theological Sem- inaryis High School, Tal- mudical Academy today cel- ebrate the forty-first year of its existence. The growth of this school is one that should be regard- ed with amazement. ln its earlier years the school could boast of a registration of no more than a hundred or so pupils. Today, on its forty- first birthday, the school proudly boasts of a registra- tion of five hundred and sev- enty-Cight pupils. As a mat- ter of fact the institution has become so overcrowded that plans have been drafted, a site has been bought, and contractors have been hired to build another building re- sembling the present one in architectural style to house the great influx of students. Particularly interesting are the many famous personages who have attended this in- stitution. Every day the names of numerous T. A. graduates are to be seen in the newspapers. Senators, lawyers, scientists, actors, producers, well known lig- ures in the world of sport, rabbis, and in fact men from all walks of life had attend- ed this school. May this wonderful instit- ution continue to flourish and prosper as it has in the past. May it continue to give to the world such men as have already come through its portals into the world . OBITUARY H. Margolis, Editor and Educator Cancer Victim A short but brilliant car- eer came to an end today when Henry Margolis, 38 years old, tell victim to the curse ot cancer. Editor ot the magazine Baldness and lecturer at many large univ- ersities, Margolis had made quite a name tor himselt as an erudite scholar. t-le is sur- vived by his wite and seven children. ALL EARS OPENS AT EMPLOYAL lt will be well worth your while to take an evening ott and hie to the Employal, where Sam- uel Epstein's production ot All Ears premiered last night. That this musicomedy helps retute the argument that television and the movies are erasing the siage trom the American scene gratities us all the more. The plot ot All Ears is not ot great consequence, tollowing the tormula set by innumerable shows betore it. What did appeal to us how- ever, was the consistently high quality ot the individual per- tormances. Manny Fischer, dia- lectician extraordinary, raised the house with his tamiliar rout- ine, a tavorite with Broadway- tarers tor lo, these many years. Harold Esterson, ot the twink- ling teet. demonstrated a great deal ot dancing ability as he led the comely tap hooters in a magniticently staged Tiger Schmatehu sequence. It was not surprising to see as straight man, lrving Jaret, who has embellished Sepstein productions with his handsome teatures tor a long time. Female hearts once more tluttered and sighs escaped the audience as Jaret made his entrance. Woven into a closely knit and tast stepping production, we may say with assurance that All Ears is a sure-tire hit which most certainly will stretch out into a well-deserved sum- mer run. THE FORECAST PORTCHESTER ELECTION RETURNS BIG SURPRISE Coming as a surprise To all in The know , David Warshaw became Mayor oT PorTchesTer by The overwhelming maioriTy of Tive voTes. Since Mr. War- shaw was raised in This Town he is well acquainTed wiTh pre- valenT problems and knows how To cope wiTh Them. Rabbi Reichel, schocheT, chazan, mohel, melamed, and general all around man in PorT- chesTer, senT his congraTulaTions To Warshaw by Telegram. ROSENBLOOM NEW BASKETBALL COACH AT P. U. ATTer having coached aT sev- eral small colleges Sam Rosen- bloom Tinally goT The job of menTor oT The P. U. Tive. BoasT- ing oT one oT The mosT power- Tul aggregaTions in The counTry P. U. is looking Torward wiTh high hopes To represenTing The U. S. in The nexT Olympics. HOME AT LAST TwenTy years ago a young lad seT ouT Trom New York To Travel on his Thumb To his home Town, PiTTsburg. The oTher day a man wiTh a beard reaching down To his belT walked inTo The LeiTer home. This man and The young lad were one and The same person. Flash LeiTer They used To call him aT school. WASHINGTON BRIDGE CONDEMNED AS UNSAFE The George WashingTon Bridge aT I75Th STreeT, which has served The ciTy Tor abouT 25 years, has been condemned by oTTicials and will be des- Troyed in The near TuTure. When Iirsr buiir, ine Drioge was The largesi suspensioi. UFIOQG TFT The WOIILJ. If was Oiir: OT TITS Oulslanalllk-.J IGII IIKS on The Hudson. iiowever, ine engineers or The pasi did nor Toresee The speedy and weighf, machines which would run over The bridge, and now Time has Taken iTs Toll. NexT week pre- paraTions will be made Tor The desTrucTion oT The once mag- niTcenT sTrucTure. REVI EWER LEAVES FOR HOLLYWOOD Morris EpsTein, TheaTre re- viewer Tor This paper, has re- ceived a conTracT Trom T. L. ProducTions, Inc., To direcT pic- Tures Tor Them Tor The nexT Tive years. IT is wiTh The uTmosT re- greT ThaT we Take leave oT Mr. EpsTein, and we wish him The besT oT luck and hope ThaT his work in I-lollywood will reTain The same high qualiTy displayed in his work Tor us. WEALTHY CEREAL MANUF- ACTURER HIRES ACE COM- MENTATOR FOR PROGRAM Mr. David Egelnick, owner oT SnooTy Cereal LTd., announced Today ThaT Tor his new prograir on The air he has hired A.. K.l- ick as his news commenTaTor. Kulick, well known Tor his fine dicTion and unbiased presenTa- Tion of The news, is The subiecT OT The Typical success sTory. As a youngsTer he was mocked by his schoolmaTes Tor his TaulTy speech. BuT by conTinual hard labor and sTick-To-iT-iveness, he masTered These speech imper- TecTions and aT The presenT Time sTands aT The head oT all commenTaTors on The air. SARTORIAL CONVENTION CHOOSES BEST DRESSED MAN For The Third consecuTive year I-larry Glasser has been awarded The TiTle OT BEST DRESSED MAN aT The sarTor- ial convenTion. Glasser designs his own cloThes and his sTyles are copied The world over. Giv- ing a hinT as To his new de- signs he said ThaT The cloThes oT TwenTy years ago are com- ing back inTo vogue. The reason, Glasser sTaTes, is ThaT The cloThes oT yesTeryear are more comTorTable. THE FORECAST ENTRE NOUS By UNA NOMEN ProTessor Brenner sTilI Tinds enough Time beTween experim- enTs on aToms To Take his wiTe, EsTer, To CroTona Park where he TirsT meT her and sTill likes To re- minisce wiTh her . . Dr. Cohen is running around Tearing his hair These days Tor Tear ThaT a cer- Tain picTure will be prinTed. The picTure in quesTion shows The acTual conTacT oT The TomaTo wiTh his mouTh, and is his Tace red! I . . People who know him are saying ThaT Egelnick's nose is becoming more and more wrinkled and his smile broader as The proceeds Trom his Snooiy Cereal Corp. pile up . . To Mr. and Mrs. Shirley ElgarT: This is To inTorm you and The public in general ThaT your Third bless- ed evenT is abouT To arrive. LoTs oT luck and lviazel Tov . . IT Harold EsTerson, Tap dancer in All Ears, misses up on any Tancy sTeps you can blame The Third chorine on The righT in his Troupe oT Tap-hooTers . . While looking over our records we no- Ticed ThaT The Mizrachi presid- enT, Ezra Gellman, had once upon a Time been a vEolenT com- munisT. The reason Tor The change mighT be ThaT insTead oT ioining The ranks oT unem- ployed when he graduaTed Trom college liT was Tough geTTing work in Those daysl he goT a niTTy iob . . Par be iT Trom us To ruin any beauTiTul repuTa- Tion buf uniess we are greaTly misTaken I-marry Glasser, The cloihes-norse, was walking wiTh boih ouhons JT a sxngle-oreasT- ed suir ouTToned and my, on my, ar The same Time his doe- skin shoelace was unTied. He musT be losing his Touch . . When he received word ThaT me Pulniizsky prize Tor poeTry had been awaroed To him, Dan- ny GuTman could only say, Boy, ain'T ThaT snazzy! . . . Many hearTs may TluTTer when JareT comes ouT on The sTaga aT The Employal buT iT you hear anyTh.ng resembling The beaT- ing oT a Tom-Tom, be ye here- by inTormed ThaT iT ainT no- body buT DoTTy . . ThaT A. lxarp married his presenT wiTe Tor her money is a well-esTablished TacT. BuT how many people know ThaT The girl he really loves, Rhoda Somebody-or-oTher, has jusT re- Turned Trom ATrica as The own- er oT a valuable diamond mine. IT seems ThaT The early bird caughT The roTTen worm This Time . . IT may noT be eThical Tor one news commenTaTor To c:,mrnenT on anoTher buT This should really be Told. Vife are given To undersTand ThaT A. Kulick is underTaking The wriT- ing oT a romanTic play. IT his name had been Shakespeare The line would have read. Julia, Julia, whereTore ar'T Thou, Jul- ia? . . Lebowiiz, The anTi-FursT man, is 'proTesTing louder Than ever ThaT his name is Jack, noT Jake. The reason is probably This socieTy dame he's goT his eye on, Rosiland . . Every one has some secreT ambiTion ThaT he would like To TulTill. Davie Mas- sis, millionaire, always wanTed To be a baseball player and al- mosT every week-end he can be seen abouT a sand-loT playing ball wiTh The resT oT The boys . . Rosenblum, new P. U. baskeT- ball coach, believes ThaT a man has iusT as much righT To change his name as a woman has. I-Ie seems To Think as well ThaT a change in iob calls Tor a change in women. And iT's no longer Regina, buT a cuTe liTTle blonde . . A Tramp blew inTo PorT- chesTer The oTher day who said ThaT he had been a cusTom-in- specTor in The Philippine islands and ThaT now he was looking Tor his long-losT cousin. Oscar Reichel . . IT seems a piTy Tha? now ThaT Seiden is married he can'T go around singing ThaT old TavoriTe oT his, Bei Mir BisT Du Schoenu especially ThaT line I could say BELLA, BELLA . . ln ThaT rioT lasT nighT WinTer received a hard blow To The eye buT 'because OT his dark com- plexion The eTTecTs are scarcely noTiceabIe. However The invis- ible circles around his eye has caused much Trouble. Because oT iT all his complex maThema- Tical problems come ouT wiTh The answer, zero . . I I I THE FORECAST ..-XNTS KING EX-CHAMP OPENS TT SERIOUSLY HURT RESTAURANT C U R R E N T IN AUTO ACCIDENT ATTRACTIONS , In 5 Smash UP befween The Following The example seT by AT THE THEATRE .cars king. Tried lTorTune. Mr. Kramer came ouT oT Iv1ilTon Kramer, panTs and Abe Karp, who mar- inTo a Tive million dollar fTar The worsT oT The Two. SUT- ,Tering Trom a possible TracTured iskull, Ivlr. Kramer was Taken To The I1ospiTal. The vicTim, who regained consciousness Tor buf a Tew minuTes, asked ThaT Rabbi Segal. a Tormer class-maTe of his, be aT his bedside To give 'him spIriTuaI aid. I Mr. Karp was exTremely Tor- TunaTe in escaping wiTh a cuT zip. He expressed deep sorrow Tor whaT had Taken place. By- sTanders said he gave a prayer aT Thanks Tor his deliverance. TMIZRACHI CONVENTION TO BE HELD NEXT MONTH 4 Ivlr. Ezra Gellman, PresidenT :T Mizrachi, released The news 'haT The Mizrachi ConvenTion will meeT aT The end oT The 5orThcoming monTh. Mr. Gell- Tnan, who has broughT The Miz- lI'achi movemenT To The highest 'JoinT oT iTs exisTence, says ThaT T-naTTers oT The uTmosT imporT- so many oTher TighTers. Slug- ger EIgarT, Tormer heavyweighT champion oT The world, is going inTo The hash-slinging business. Known among TighTers and The public as a regular Tellow, and one oT The mosT popular champs oT all Times, The Slugger should be successTuI in his un- derTaking. The resTauranT is loc- aTed on TorTy-TourTh and Broad- way. ?,,-- PULNITZKY PRIZE IN POETRY Captured By Noted Scholar The PuIniTzky Prize CommiT- Tee Today came ouT wiTh The announcemenT ThaT Daniel GUT- man, world known as a man oT leTTers, has been awarded The poeTry prize. GuTman had even in childhood displayed Tine Tal- enT as a wriTer, parTicuIarIy in The Tield oT poeTry. Among his beTTer known works are The STorm and Conclusion Tance To The Jews in general and K e e P Y 0 u r TvIizrachisTs in parTicuIar will be l-l E A L T l-l Taken up. and T N O S E A D V E R T I Z E U P I 1 in --- w i T h T T h e SNOOTY TQ '-FoRec:Asr-' CEREAL T T, 'I, I, I 4 I , Ii T. THE EMPLOYAL presenTs A L L E A R S Prices: 53.30 and 56.60 R A Z T O R presenTs ONE THIRD OF A NATION producedby Shirley Temple THE CAPITOL presenTs -Samuel Rosenbloom- i n ON BORROWED DIME YU Tl TASK By Norman B. Abrams, AdminisTraTive Ass'T. WriTing a Tew words To you seniors oT The Talmudical Academy brings back To my mind The Time when l, in your posiTion, lisTened raTher skepTically To messages Trom above. BuT The years have gone by, and now l, Trom above, Tind myselT Talking To you wiTh The hope ThaT you will undersTand. As class aTTer class has leTT our school, l have noTiced a gradual change in The maioriTy oT The graduaTes To aTTairs abouT,Them. Their ideas have changed. Their ouTlook has developed. Thus, alThough The age of The successive seniors has remained sTaTic, Their menTal age seems To have risen. No longer are Their inTeresTs conTined To The raTher lini- iTed pursuiTs oT Their predecessors. The recenT groups of Yeshiva boys have raised Their eyes To a much broader horizon. They behold rn are of The world. More imporTanT, They see Things in Truer perspecTive. - When in previous years The boys leTT The Talmudical Academy, world poliTics were Tairly well seTTled. The naTions were recovering from The excesses oT The lasT war, and a peaceTul soluTion was being soJghT To all The problems ThaT had arisen. The Jews in each counTry, as Triie supporTers oT Their respecTiveKgovernmenTs, played an honorable rcle in The democraTic evoluTioni oT The world.. To The Jew iT always was mm xnzgmw sg--in 'llhe law oT The land was always his law. They lived side by side wiTh oTher religions in peace. They were respecT- ed. ConsequenTly, Their children on leaving high school Taced Their TuTure lives wiTh conTidence and wiTh hope. BuT in The inTerval beTween my graduaTion and yours, momenTous changes have Taken place. The Tace oT The earTh has been changed and iTs counTenance darkened by The ugly sploTches oT The disease- Fascism. Bringing wiTh iT iTs inseparable companion, anTi-SemiTism, This plague has rekindled The old scourge oT The Jews To a science un- dreamT of by The previous in'sTigaTors OT pogroms.iCounTry aTTer counTry has been degraded by This TwenTieTh cenTury barbarism. Even in This democracy oT ours The beginnings of This disease are noTiceable. And so you Tace an ever-darkening world scene. No longer can you lighT-hearTedly conTinue on your way. There is work To be done- work ThaT musT be done. Democracy musT prevail over Fascism. IT is To you who have received in our school a Thorough Train- ing in The ideals oT Democracy: IT is To you who have combined a secular and religious Training ThaT will TIT you Tor The TuTure ThaT we look Tor TighTers in The sTruggle To preserve The insTiTuTions oT our counTry Trom The bruTal blows oT iTs la+es+ enemy. Remember! Do noT Tail us! Far+y ELCT-TANITE IIII lIKRIITlIR4 LIFE EHBI TE . By Abraham Karp The rain beaT a monoionous pif-a-piT down on him. Yef he made no affempr TO prorecr nimsef from The sreadily increasing downpour. l'le looked raTher UDCOl'T1TOF1BDl6, propped up againsf The wagon-car, alrhough his face showed iT nof. A wisp of brick-red hair lay carelessly over his leff eye. l-lis ofher eye was OT yellowish green, displaying a IOOK of puzzlemenf and wild awe. Above The eye a John L. Lewis eye brow offered awning-like profechon, profecfing even The shorT sfubby nose Thaf sfood ouf like a forsaken Tree sfump on a barren sfeppe. l-lis moufh was efforflessly agape showing Thin purple lips and yellow Teefh. The moufh Tourid iTseIT above a square sagging chin, sug- gesfing a now helplessly gone courage. g From high shiny cheekbones, coarse lean meaf hung down, form- ing cheeks Thaf were covered by a brisfly red growfh. A pair of ears Thaf would even shame Mickey Mouse lvlelfon seemed exfremely necessary and proper. as does a balancing-pole held by a Tighf-rope walker. A brown Tweed sporT iackeT, well mellowed wifh age, wifh a worn ouf collar clasped by nicoffne-sfained fingers, covered The upper parf of his lean bony body. His panfs were of oxford gray, prominenfly dis- playing a brown knee pafch. The panfs didn'T quife reach The shoes. and There were no socks To bridge The gap. Blushing Toes peeked shame- fully ouT of worn and Taffered shoes. Nearby, a well kepf buf ancienf Traveling bag lay. l opened if and was sTarTled, if nof mildly amazed, by ifs surprising confenfs. IT was enfirely filled wiTh books! An exceedingly fine edifion of lvlarx's Das Kapifalf' and a vol- ume enfifled, i'The Philosophy of Thomas Aquinusf' lay beside a cheap looking copy of Alice In Wonderland. ' Below These, a volume of Browning was laying lonesomely near an exfremely new-looking edifion of Gulliver's Travels. Almosf for- saken in a corner, lay a mosf excellenf and seemingly very expensive voiume of The Holy Bible. Pasfed on The inner wall of The Traveling bag were Two clippings. For-i'y-1'wO ELCHAN ITE The TirsT, yellowed by age and showing marks oT iTs survival Through a Tinger-nail aTTack, was enTiTIed- I Believe I believe in God, noT as an awe inspiring, super-human, Tour- Taced creaTure, siTTing upon a goiden Throne, surrounded by sixewinged angels. II believe in God as an incomprehensible Torce, being The sum ToTal oT all Torces. As The cause oT all causes, and The maker and pro- TecTor OT all. He is The savage man's expIanaTion Tor The phenomena he can'T explain, and The Tear oT whose wraTh causes him To be righTeous. I believe him To be The embodimenT oT all TruTh and beauTy, Tor iT is whaT we call good, and in The belieT and TaiTh in God lies good- ness. Finally, and by Tar The mosT signiTicanT, I believe him To be The basis and cause Tor The whole philosophy oT hope. The mere uTTerance oT 'Wiilw Gods help' -here The Tingernails had Taken Their Toll- Tor Hope is Life and LiTe is Hope. I Turned To The oTher clipping. IT was much Tresher looking, perhaps a Texv weeks old. TypewriTTen and in poeTry Torm. ObiTuary IdeaIisTs and propheTs, 'Tis said, Are sToned Twice. Alive-and dead. FirsT by The angry mob Whose deeds They decry, Then by marble slabs On Their graves. when They die. My liTe as a propheT The TirsT has proved, YeT my propheTic ideals Have noT been moved. And when my days On This earTh are Through. And I leave iT. For The above blue. I will be sToned ELCHANITE FOf+v'+T1f6-G ' Q Nor by human hand Bul by a seraphic Marble wand. For rramps found dead ln railroad yards, Are ignored by people And cursed by guards, And il is lhere Thai you have found mel Ama'reurishly wriHen, bu+ a prophel lo lhe lasl-and he pro- phesied lrulyf' Thoughl l, as l lurned +o loolc al lhe aulhor. A drop of waler was sliding down his nose. lr slopped momenl- arily a+ lhe edge. as if To gel poised for lhe fall. The drop landed in a puddle of murlcy wafer, 'causing ever- widening circles To form. And as The circles ebbed our, losing rheir force, characier, and disfincliveness-so Forly-four ebbed our his life. Q For aughl lhal you or l may know When life wilh all ils aller glow l-las gone and naughl of us bul duslr remains: - Life may on in i'rs by-lanes. Think on if You worlhy ghosl And ponder deeply o'erg Tha+ life may on When we are gone And lel our spirils soar. For shame you cry How can we die Universal cenfers we: l-low can I+ on When we are gone The props of whar used To be. Bur 'las for us When we are dus+ And life has ceased To be: We'll be lorgol No maller whal We've seen or were +o see And life for aughl lhal we may lcnow Will on wifh all ils 'Comp'nying glow When we are gone and passed away As lhough we'd ne'er seen ligh+ of day. By Hyman Tuchman ELCHANITE THE EUAEH By Henry Margolis In The gym a gang OT Ten Tellows was scrimmaging aT a game of baslceTball. Crude as They seemed To be, a keen observer could noTice ThaT wiTh The proper coaching This group oT boys could be molded inTo a real ball club. YeT The TacT remained ThaT There was no coach so They conTinued playing The game crudely, handling The ball clumsily, disregarding rules, and in general playing a sloppy game. One oT Their main asseTs was The whoIehearTedness wiTh which They played. Supper could waiTg daTes could be made some oTher Time: doing lessons could be deTerredg There was a game oT basl4eTball To be played. Hey, Dave, leT's have iT, yelled a Tall redheaded player To a Team-maTe, and receiving The ball, deTTly dropped iT Through The hoop. There was no geTTing away Trom iT. In spiTe oT Their apparenT TaulTs in afher branches oT The game, They could shooT. The redhead, naTurally enough lcnown as Red, was The leader oT The boys. T-le was always good in a pinch. IT one oT The Tellows goT sTuclc wiTh The ball and spoTTed a ThaTch oT red hair on The Tloor, he immediaTely Threw iT To The lanky one, knowing ThaT iT would be well Talcen care oT in his hands. Dave, Reds running maTe, was as shorT as The red one was Tall, buT made up in shiTTiness whaT he losT in heighT. l-lis greaTesT TaulT was his inabiliTy To accuraTely Time his passes. OTher members oT The Team who shone more Than The oihers were Sid, Bob, and Milce. Each was in greaT need oT learning The TundamenTals oT The game, buT each was willing To pracTise unTil his hearT gave ouT To aTTain a posiTion on The Team. So iT was almosT any day aTTer school ThaT you could see The boys scrimmaging or iusT shooTing aT The baslceT. The boys Themselves realized Their shorTcomings and lcnew ThaT wiThouT a coach They would never learn To play The game as iT should be played. One day Bob came in wiTh a mischievous loolc in his eyes and a broad smile Tugging aT The corners of his mouTh. ' PuTTing on a Coclcney accenT he proclaimed in sTenTorian Tones, l-li goT us a coach hif you wanT 'im. All oT which led To one oT The wildesT demonsTraTions ever demonsTraTioned. Bob was The one on whom They decided To venT Their enThusiasrn and They pummeled him wiTh hardy blows on The baclc. ELCT-TAN ITE ForTy-Tive Ouf wifh if or we'll slcin you alive. 0lcay, easy goes. Give a guy a chance, will you! Gur new coach's name is Jack Shapiro. l mef him ouf The parlc and l had a cafch wifh him. Before I realized if, l had fold him all our froubles. He fold me fhaf he had been a 'rhree leffer man af Temple and alfhough baslcef- ball wasn'f whaf he gof his leffer for, he knows somefhing abouf fhe game and if we wanf him fo, he'll coach us. Whaf do you say? If seems fhaf Bob was fhe only one capable of speech for af fhaf momenf nof a sound came from any one of fhe boys. Af lasf Red came fo and said, We'II be only foo glad fo have him come around Monday nighf, if he will, abouf seven. And so if was fhaf Monday evening af a quarfer fo seven you could see a group of fellows siffing around The gym waifing fo see whaf he'd be lilce. And five minufes before fhe appoinfed hour, in walked a handsome lcolcing chap, well builf, fall, almosf six feef, wifh gay fwinlsling eyes under a crown of dirfy blonde hair. Every sfep he foolc gave him away as an afhlefe and fhe boys were won over fo him before he as much as opened his moufh. l-l'va fellows, he chiroed ouf, addressing fhe whole gang. l-lello. Mr. Shapiro, fhev all refurned as one. Whoa, cuf ouf +ha+ s+uff. l'm Jack 'ro vou boys. Now, Bob, whaf sav vou infroduce me fo fhe bovs and we'll pifch in fo fhe worlc on PMA, Rah ra++led off 'rhe names. All riohf, bovs, now +ha+ +ha+'s all over wifh le+'s Clef down fo +he work on hand. There won'f be anv soeeches now. We'll shoof around for a while so l oef an idea of where we sfandf' For +he beffer parf of an hour fhe bovs shof af fhe baslsef and Qhof well. Some were wealc on a lavup. buf Jaclc lcnew fhaf once fhey had fhe forrecf form down naf fhev would have no furfher frouble v'i+h I+, P-i+ when fha new coach saw Jrhe bovs in a scrimmage he realized 11-A+ he had his work f-U+ auf for him if he were fo malce anvfhinq of fhe fellows. prom +ha+ claw on +hev me+ Monday and Wednesday of everv weelq. Their rwrac+ice consisfed of fhe oroundworlc of 'rhe game, for no oame should be unflerfalcen unfil one is well versed in fhe fun- clamenfals. Achinq muscles af+ar WO:-lfou+5, a+ firsf fhe reoular order of fhe f-law, became a fhinci of fhe oasf. Faf was converfed info hard muscle. Whereas a+ firsf, 'rime had had +o be called everv seven minufes or so she lf-ovs could now rilav fhvouoh an en+ire name wifhoul' feeling over- fafioued. Bu+ fhese were nof fhe only changes brouqhf abouf by fhe Forfy-six ELCHANITE new coach. There was a noTiceable change in The boys' sTyle oT play- ing. No longer were They awkward and crude. They handled The ball wiTh The grace and ease oT veTerans. Dave's passes were boTh TasT and accuraTe. Bob had long since sTopped ThaT load habiT oT walking wiTh The ball when he had To dribble. And so iT wenT. Day by day The boys could see The improvemenTs The coach had wroughT in Them, and They all idolized him. A compleTe season had slipped by wiThouT a single game being played wiTh an ouTside Team. Jack had wanTed Them To learn The game well beTore They enTered inTo compeTiTion. BuT now ThaT a new season was approaching, The boys all looked Torward To playing in a league. ForTunaTely aT ThaT Time a new league was bei-ng Tormed in The neighborhood and The boys hasTened To become parT oT iT. A schedule was worked ouT and all necessary preparaTions Tor a big season were made. AT lasT They were To be given an opporTuniTy To see how They compared wiTh oTher Tellows Their age. BuT whaT a disappoinTmenT The TirsT game proved To be. The whole gang simply Tell aparT when They goT on The Tloor. The easiesT shoTs were missed. passes were Tumbled. and They gave The impress- ion ThaT This was The TirsT Time They had ever played a game oT baskeT- ball. Especially bad was Their deTence or raTher Their lack oT one. Every boy was so exciTed. he Tell an easy vicTim To Takes and TeinTs. ATTer The game was over mosT oT The Tellows were iusT abouT ready To pack up. Their hopes had been high and deTeaT, especially such an ignominous one, was indeed a biTTer pill To swallow. Jack re- alized how They TelT and insTead oT beraTing Them spoke To each Tellow separaTely, Telling each his TaulTs and how To correcT Them. ATTer he goT Through speaking To Them They TelT much beTTer and leTT Tor home wiTh Tar lighTer hearTs Than when They had coming oTT The gym Tloor. From ThaT Time on The boys played The game They were really capable oT playing. No longer were They under Tension. No longer were They scared green loeTore Their opponenTs. Now They played wiTh Tierce concenTraTion and as a resulT vicTories were piling up. Good Things seldom endure Tor a greaT lengTh oT Time and one day Jack came inTo The gym wiThouT The usual smile on his Tace. The boys sensed ThaT someThing was wrong and crowded abouT Their coach. WiThouT any sorT oT lengThy prelude To his words Jack came ouT wiTh, Boys, l can'T coach you any longer. The announcemenT ThaT a dear relaTive had died mighT have broughT The same eTTecT as This sTarTling announcemenT. ELCHANITE ForTy-seven SmoThering The loud proTesTaTions oT The boys, Jack wenT on To explain how he had Tinally landed a posiTion which would keep him away iusT Those hours ThaT The Tellows pracTised and played. Wishing The besT oT luck and giving a Tew biTs oT advice To The boys, he Took leave oT The gang. The boys remained ToTaIly bewildered. Their aTTachmenT Tor The coach had grown so ThaT They couIdn'T imagine playing wiThouT him aT The sidelines To drop encouraging words To Them and To give helpTuI hinTs. I-Iow well They remembered Don'T play so close To ThaT man. I-Ie's TasT and slides righT under your arm. Or, For heavens' sake, don'T leave your TeeT when he Takes a seT shoT. Hell Take and geT away Trom you. Never did he lose his Temper buT always managed To geT The boys To do iusT whaT he wanTed done. Once more The boys wanTed To Toss in The Towel. BuT They realized iT would be playing a dirTy Trick on The oTher Teams in The league Tor were They To drop ouT, The whole league would be Torced To break up and many oTher boys would lose all The Tun They had been geTTing ouT oT These games. So The gang conTinued To play buT no longer wiTh The same en- Thusiasm displayed in earlier games. Their game became enTirely me- chanical and baskeTbaII call Tor much more Than mere mechanics . . . IT was during a game iusT aTTer The TirsT haIT oT The schedule had Tinished ThaT one OT The boys came in wiTh The wonderTuI news ThaT Jack was in The sTands waTching. NaTuraIIy everyone was exciTed and on The Tloor They Tried Their besT To overcome Their anTagonisTs who, by The way, were The Top players in The league. Try as They did, Their eTTorTs were in vain Tor They had laid oTT playing real ball Tor such a long Time ThaT They had IosT The Touch necessary To a good baskeT- ball Team. ATTer The game They were meT by Their Tormer coach in The locker room. Boys, iT seems ThaT you have leT me down. When I IeTT I ThoughT you had someThing oT a decenT Team here, buT now you seem To have Tallen aparT. JusT whaT is worng wiTh you? WhaT has happened To make you play wiTh such apparenT disinTeresT? The boys proceeded To pour ouT Their woes inTo The ears oT Their Tormer menTor and as he heard Their words a smile came.To his lips. IT makes me happy To know ThaT you Think so highly oT men. And Then wiping The smile Trom his lips he came ouT wiTh, BuT Trom now on I don'T wish To be associaTed wiTh your bunch any more. IT my absence is enough To Throw The Team oTT, Then I can only Think ThaT whaT you lack is noT so much abiIiTy buT iusT plain guTs and I reTuse To have any- I:orTy-eighT EI.CI'IANITE Thing To do wiTh a bunch of so-called yellow ball players. And he lefT Them wiTh These harsh words ringing in Their ears. Red was The TirsT one To speak. Well fellows, ThaT iusf abouT puTs us in our places. There are iusT Two Things we can do: quiT, and l for one don'T like To do so. or go ouT and make him eaT Those words. As one The boys yelled ouT Their desire To show Their former coach how wrong he had been in his denunciaTion of Them. For The remainder of The sec- ond half of The season They played inspired ball and To The greaT surprise of everyone came ouT on Top of The second half of The league. The play-off would decide The champs. Tension was greaT as The boys donned Their jerseys and shorTs in preparaTion for The Tirsf of The play-off games. As They Took To The floor a rousing cheer greefed Them and as if To jusTify The faiTh Their rooTers had puT in Them The boys played sparkling ball To nose ouT a vicTory. Everyone was in The highesT possible spiriTs buT The work before Them was noT yeT over. One more game had To be won before They could be known as Champs, BUT They losT The nexT game. WheTher iT was because of over confidence or somefhing else, The facT remains ThaT They losT. FasT beaTing hearTs and Trembling hands seemed To be The order of The evening of The game ThaT counTed. Winning iT would show Jack ThaT he was uniusTified in reprimanding Them so harshly earlier in The season. The game was fasT and furious. FirsT one Team' was ahead and Then The oTher. BuT in The end The fellows saw To Their uTTer dismay ThaT They had losT in spiTe of Their l-Terculean efforTs. On The way back To The locker room every head was benT, every hearT heavy wiTh The gloom of defeaT. Imagine Their surprise' when on enTerinq The room, Jack Shapiro conTronTed Them. Everyone expecTed I Told you so or The like from him buT insTead. sooThing words came from his mouTh. Well boys, iT seems l should apologize To you. Anyone who could call you yellow afTer ThaT fine baTTle you gave TonighT is off. You all should have goTTen a fine lesson from The season's names and ThaT is, Thaf The imporTanT Thing is To play hard, and even if you don'T win no nne Can gay anyfhinfw a-'1ainsT you. One oThr:-f Thing. Don'T lef +ariInhT's lace seT you back. lf you all wanT me To l'll come back nexT wear and helm you oeT ani-s+l1e-r -sl-a+ aT Tlio +7+lQ. l'll be able To coach you because my hours have iusT been changed. And do you Think iT sTrarvge ThaT all The boys warned him back. ELCI-IANITE FOFTY-nine PETE WAS LEEHY By Morris EpsTein MorTon SmiTh exTracTed The key Trom The door, Twiddled The knob To TesT The laTch, and made Tor The elevaTor aT The end OT The richly- appoinTed hallway. ThaT This day was noT unlike any oT The oTher 305 days a year ThaT MorTon worked did noT ruTTle his sense oT well-being: on The con- Trary, The rouTine oT rising aT 7, leisurely dressing in his bachelor a- parTmenT, and leaving Tor K F W B, where he held a posiTion as radio announcer, aT 8, was The one way oT sTarTing each day righT Tor lvlorTon. MorTon was an example oT The selT-made man. STarTing as recep- Tion boy in KFWB's Los Angeles sTudios, he had remained wiTh The same sTaTion unTil now, aT ThirTy-Three, he headed The sTaTT OT sTudio announc- ers, wiTh several iuicy programs on The side. CompleTely urbanized, MorTon had one weakness which had re- mained wiTh him since his boyhood days spenT on an Arkansas Tarm. He did noT believe in banks. lnsTead he enTrusTed his raTher sizeable in- come To a small barrel-like saTe, an ingenious aTTair builT inTo The wall oT his bedroom. This inTormaTion was an open secreT To all oT lvlorTon's acquainTances, and his Triends' advice To speak less abouT his aTTairs wenT unheeded. ATTer all, MorTon had Taken care oT himselT unTil now -There was no reason why he couldn'T conTinue To do so . . . As MorTon liT his cigareTTe and sTarTed on his Ten-minuTe Trek To The sTudio, he Tailed To noTice The Two cheaply-dressed men who ducked To cover behind a Telephone pole on his exiT Trom The lobby oT The aparTmenT house. The smaller oT The pair now Turned exulTanTly To his hulking companion. There he goes, PeTe. T-lere's where we come in! i BUT PeTe, who evidenTiy supplied The brawn Tor The combinaTion, leaving The brains To his Triend, seemed leery oT The iob. Yeah, he counTered. buT you sure you goT The whole T'ing Tixed up? T-low we gonna make a quick geTaway, eh, SlaTs'? - Ah, I Told va I had The elevaTor man fixed up, ya big palook! Come on, leT's geT going! SeT aT ease, PeTe Tollowed SlaTs To The rear oT The house and To- ne+her They enTered The door marked Deliveries, WiTh a sureness born1oT long planning They swiTTly rose in The service elevaTor and Tound FiTTy ELC!-TANITE SmiTh's ,aparTmenT. PeTe kepT guard as SlaTs inserTed a Thin sTeel Tool inTo The lock. Cli'ck q The door swung inward on welleoiled hinges. and wiTh anoTher glance abouT The hall The yeggs enTered The aparTmenT. lmmediaTely SlaTs, consulTing a daily program sheeT clipped Trom Thenewspapers, Turned on The living-room radio. A nervous Tive min- uTes oT Tingernail biTing Toliowed un+iI aT 8:30 The change of program was announced by The chimes. PeTe and SlaTs edged Torward in Their oversTuTTed easy-chairs expecTanTly. Suddenly a voice Trom The radio boomed Through The sTillness oT The room. Good morning.. everyone! This is MorTon SmiTh. announcing anoTher oT your TavoriTe 'Bubbles BaTh Soap' programs. Bubbles BaTh Soap,' 99 45,f lOOCi74 pure, The soap ThaT malces Baby cry Tor his baTh. And, Tollcs, don'T TorgeT To enTer Theg'conTesT Tor Those valuable priz- es Thaf 'Bubbles BaTh Soap' is sponsoring over This program. JusT Tear oTT Two wrappers Trom 'Bubbles-- The Two Thugs lisTened no more. Tuning The radio down, buT leaving iT so ThaT iT could s+ill be heard, SlaTs led The way inTo The bedroom. There, on his lcnees, wiTh PeTe supplying The necessary im- plemenTs, SlaTs prepared To blow The saTe. He drilled a small hole and loaded iT wiTh soup while PeTe covered The enTire saTe wiTh a Tloor rug. Then sTepping inTo The nexT room, The Two waiTed Tor The low rumble which would marlc The giving away oT The saTe door. A muTTled boom and The yeggs winlced aT each oTher, silenTly congraT- ulaTinc1 Themselves on a good iob which had Talcen Them buT Ten min- uTes. As They approached The saTe, SlaTs emiTTed a low whisTle. Chee, whaT a haul! He liT a cigareTTe, drew deeply, and began To sTuTT The con- TenTs oT The saTe inTo a small linen bag which PeTe had handed him. Suddenly a noise above The hum oT The radio made iTselT heard. The pair wheeled abouT-To Tace The smiling eves oT MorTon SmiTh, wiTh a policeman aT his side, sTanding in The ooen doorway. PeTe glared dumblv and, accusTomed To such siTuaTions. reached Tor The ceilinq. BuT SIaTs, The shrewd SlaTs. refused To acceoT his oosiTion so easily. As he gazed Trom MorTon To The radio and baclc aoain, ouesTions walled no in his ThroaT. BUT MorTon. olancino aT his waTch, nodded To SlaTs To Teeo ouieT and poinTed To The radio. Suddenly a Tamiliar voice came Throuoh The eTher. . . . and so we bring To a close anoTher IR minuTe program of song and Trolic bresenTed bv 'Bubbles BaTh Soao' The soarv Thaf lie!-EDS America clean. Your announcer is MorTon SrniTh. This orogram has ELCT-TANTTE FiTTy-one been an elecirical rranscriplionf' The ligh+ of comprehension now began +o spread over Slais' baffled feaulres. Bul' as Jrhe policeman filled handcuffs over his exlended wrisls, he piped up, HO. K., I gel il, buf I slill can'i figure oul' how you lcnew we was here. You wasn r due home for ihree hours! Morron had been wailing for ihis. Sfriding To 'rhe gaping safe door, he pulled oui a small mechanism, eniangled in wires. Slais gasped. A-a-a diclaphonelu Wired fo Jrhe sludio! Morron finished for him. Now +he policeman scrarched his head. I-low come 'rhese guys lcnow so much aboui your comings and goings, Mr. Smi+h7 Morion laughed shorlly. I wondered why lhe piano wasn'+ play- ing any be++er since rhese Iwo 'rechnicians had been working on if for fhe pasi +wo weelcs. Now I know! QAOLQ Filly-+wo ELCHANITE THE EITHER LIE E .i-gli ln sleep I rise from my drab daily duly Info a boundless, dissolving dimension: A universe of 'magining and beauly, Unchecked by molding logic and convenlion. lhrough a greal calm cloud, in a space my own, Naughl knowing, nor caring, I lloal alone. And feel 'rhe flooding lone of slrings and bells, From everywhere il sweelly springs and swells lnlo a heavenly harmony blending Wilh varying volume and mood: descending Peals ol pleasure bursl and resound and die: And inlerlwined a merry melody Sprighlly dances and hides . . . dances and hides . . Ol a sudden, deceases. lhereal There slides lnlo my view a realm of shapes and shades. Wilh whimsical speed il allers and lades, Like lhe hues on a soap sphere in a beam, Or cryslals of melling snow. ln lhis dream, Curves wrilhe and dislorl lhemselves and combine In flowers and faces and forms divine . . . Yel ollen life-lilce scenes lo my sighl appear Bul They are vague, unsleady, and unclear. Sadness and ioy play parls in Ihis cluralion. Wandering evenls, and bils ol conversalion, People and places and sundry ideas Arrive and vanish wilh marvelous ease. Unlil I grudgingly open my eyes, And all around me, realily lies. ELCHANITE Filly-Three 17' A -':PfP.1-3,111 wvzuzzr-:,z1.::,'zgmQzxf..xv, L , 4 - ' W. -I. -gxfmfrz A. X I 1 JUNE Ass 9313 X X X I I ff! is L,- C JUNE 1dW i . 'iiilih B p 'ggllbllt ' I' W ' A THE THIHTEEV TH ,Y Far ouT on The sea a liTTle speck ThaT was a life boaT wiTh Tive sail- ors in iT was bobbing up and down wiTh The waves. Five sailors, The only survivors OT The wrecked Nancy lll, TreighTer ouT OT New York, were ns occupanTs. The Nancy III had Toundered in mid-ocean and had gone down wiTh her enTire cargo and crew. The enTire crew, ThaT is, excepT The Tive who had managed To make OTT in liTe boaT beTore Their ship had gone down To her eTernal resT. Hey, said PaT, The OuTsTanding sailor OT The loT, This is some fun, eh? ExcepT ThaT we don'T geT no pay. He was a big burly Irish- man, wiTh a mop OT red hair and a pair OT Twinkling blue eyes. He was a man inured To hardships, was PaT. Ever since he had been a wee biT OT a Thing he had had To TighT Tor whaT he wanTed, and now ThaT he had grown up inTo being a wee biT OT a gianT in sTrengTh and sTaTure, he sTill ToughT, and ToughT hard, Tor whaT he wanTed. He saT back in The boaT Taking his ease, noT a biT Troubled, and looking con- TempTously OuT on his enemy OT The presenT, ThaT ole devil sea. Yeah, some Tun! Hell! said The young Tellow who saT besides him. This was his TirsT voyage ouT. The youTh idolized and adored PaT. He dreamed OT The day when he Too would grow up and become a big hulking man wiTh a barrel Tor a cliesT, iron pisTons Tor arms, and sTeel plaTes Tor biceps-and oh yes! He would have The same TaToOing on his body as PaT had on his. ln The middle OT The boaT saT DuTch, rowing. He was, as his name implied, a blond, sToic, heavy seT DuTchman. He saT aT his seaT, silenTly doing The work ThaT had Tallen To his loT, and all ThaT he could Tind To say was, Uh, huh. AT The oTher end OT The boaT saT Two broThers, each The Typical sailor. They were Tall, wiry, husky lads. BoTh had brown hair and eyes To maTch. AlmosT Twins were Frank and Ted. Ted spoke Tor The Two OT Them. Why'n'cl1a shuT up. PaT? lT ain'T ThaT we're yellow, iusT shuT up! And so They saT saT, The Tive, losT in The immensiTy OT The sea, say- ing noThing. Thus They had saT Tor The lasT Three days, eaTing, drinking, each Taking a Turn in rowing Towards whaT They hoped was land, and saying noThingAThaT is everybody said noThing excepT PaT. FiTTy-six ELCHANITE Suddenly The silence was broken by PaT exclaiming, Come on, Ted, pull our The nardrack and leTs ger down To eaT.l' blowiy leo benr down, opened The locker ThaT was beneaTh him and pulled our a small sack in which all Their Tood was sTored, and said, You know we haven'T much oT This sTuTT leTT. ThaT's awrighT, said his broTher, I expecT we'll hiT land by T'nighT or T'morrow. HiT land by TonighT or Tomorrow, repeaTed PaT, as he Turned loose one oT his bellows which he called a laugh, don'T you swabs know ThaT Today is The ThirTeenTh oT March! The ThirTeenTh -The word passed Trom one To The oTher, drain- ing Their Taces oT all color and leaving Them a ghasTly and pasTy whiTe. The ThirTeenTh! -The words seemed To be swepT by The breeze To The ends oT The earTh and back again. The ThirTeenTh! -The TaTal words were echoed and reechoed in The wide emphness ThaT made up The ocean. Everybody losT Their appeTiTe, and even The receding DuTch seemed To be exTremely moved by This awe-provoking revelaTion. How- ever, PaT, The cause oT This uneasiness, aTe as usual and seemed no whiT Tazed by his own words. And so some Time passed, each man sunk in his own ThoughTs. Finally The youTh venTured To whisper To PaT, For heavens' sake, PaT, why didia have To Tell Them guys abouT Today bein' The ThirTeenTh of March? Ain'T we goT Troubles enough? Aw easy kid, will ya! Today ain'T The ThirTeenTh. Remember, we sailed on The TwenTy-eighT of February, and we been sailin' Tor Two weeks includin' The Three days we been in This dinky, righT? So ThaT makes Today The TourTeenTh and noT The ThirTeenTh, yeah? 'Yeah, gee, ThaT's righT. BuT whaT Tor you Tellin' Those guys Today's The ThirTeenTh? Aw, l iusT wanTed To scare 'em! Suddenly a deadly calm Tell over The ocean and Tar OTT in a dis- TanT corner oT The sky a black cloud hovered on The horizon. Quickly The cloud mushroomed and covered The enTire sky. The clouds were dark, lowerng, and ominous looking. The .nen in The boaT prepared Themselves Tor The worsT, and again The word The ThirTeenTh was Tlung Trom mouTh To mouTh and up inTo The ThreaTening heavens. Then The sTorm broke. Thunder crashed, lighTning Tlashed, The wind roared, The sea gulls uTTered Their piercing, melancholy cries as They ELCHANITE FiTTy-seven were driven belore ihe wind, and ellie world seemed lo come lo an end. Cn a lishing schooner oil The Lape, lhree sailors were washed overboard. Cn a large ocean l.rier special prayers were ollered lor The preservalion ol lhe ship. On shore all lhe sailors' wives slood al lhe wharves, and in splie ol lhe slrong wind, gazed our inlo lhe raging sea. En lhe lulile bul desperale lsope rhal lhey mighl sighl lheir husbands' ships. Wilhin a low miles ol lho shore a whaler losl her rigging and was driven mercilessly upon 'lhe roc'1s. An old lreighler was slood abeam by lhe lremendous waves near lhe coasl lol Soulh America. And in mid-ocean a small lileboal wilh live sailors in il was overlurnecl. The liny boal, plucked up by a mounlainous wave, was llung aloll and all ils occupanis were lossed oul ol lheir flimsy shell. l'Dulch, lhc silonl, wen? down by himself, lhe lwo brolhers wenl down logelhos, lhe yeulh clung lo Pal even as 'lhey sanlc. l-lowever, iusl before lhe laller +we disappcasrfl bcnealh lhe raging brine lhe youlh cried oul, Pal, you were righll Today is llwc lhirleenlh ol March. I usl remembered 'rhal lliis is a leap year. Slowly nalure resumed her course and everylhing wenl on as was if-s wonl. And lar oul al sea a lillle specls lhal was r-n rwerlurned ,row- boal, 'lhe sole remainder ol lhe Nancy lll and The men lhal' sailed on her, was bobbing up and down wilh lhe wave' ,gill W 157 i .1 l ,uk i ld! N -HIEEEEEEEEH ll ig:ggu?5l' , , , -. 3-. ,sf-'-'N I 'in ir- i' ' li l Filly-eighl ELCHANITE UTSILT. SIU By Sfdney FursT IT was on a dreary auiunin evening ThaT Jim Fallon and his good friend, Paul l:agen, were i.ria.iing ar ine lariers hunTing lodge in The NorTh Woods. Jim Fallon, orillianr young lawyer, who despiTe a bad sTarT won The acclaim of The ennre legal world, and Paul Eagen, reTired lawyer and sporTsrnan, had become acquainied as a resulT of Their legal connecTions, This acguainrance grew inlo a fasT friendship, despiTe The facT ThaT Paul was TwenTy years Jimls senior. Now, as They lingered over Their coffee, The conversaTion drifjred To Things gone by. They spoke of Their experiences Togefher, of The Thrills and advenTures OT hcniing, and of many oTher incidenfs which for some reason or oTher had carved for Themselves permanenf places in Their memories. Paul was a brillianf slory Teller and a prolific one Too. Jim, afTer lisfening aTTenTively To one of Pauls narralives finally spoke up. WhaT was The mosT inTeresTing experience you ever had, Paul? he asked blunTly. The mosT inTeresling,' replied Paul ThoughTfully, is one l have never Told. The answer served only To wheT Jim's curiosiTy. Please, he pleaded, Tell iT To me. I promise no one else will ever hear of iT. No, I feel iT a personal dufy To a friend long since gone, never To reveal iT To anyone, was his reply. l-lowever, afTer conTinued in- sisfence, Paul Tinally began his sTory. lf happened back in l92O, abouT 2 A. lvl., beneaTh a lamp posT. The day before l had successfully compleTed a case and was now com- ing home from a parTy my clienf had Thrown. l was anxious To geT home for I wished To cafch up on some much needed sleep. My quick sTeps suddenly ceased as l saw, under a lamp posT, Judge Fallon, head of The Juvenile CourT. You probably don'T remem- ber hirn, for This was before your Time, buf The Judge was The mosT beloved person ever To siT on The bench aT Juvenile CourT. l-le was loved by all for his greaf humaniTarianism and lceen insighf inTo The hearTs of The boys who were broughT before him. lEl.Cf lfXNlTE Fifly-nine I was surprised To see him ouT aT ThaT hour and I approached him To find ouT wheTher There was someThing wrong. As I drew near I realized ThaT somefhing was The maTTer. He stood leaning againsf The lamp posT, shoulders drooping low, his red and Tear-sfained eyes sfaring empfily info The nighf. 'Judge, whaT are you doing ouT aT This hour? ls anyfhing wrong?' IT was a few momenfs before The Judge realized he was being spoken To. Slowly he lifTed his head and greefed me wiTh a cold 'HelIo.' Nofhing much. Jusf a case in courT Today.' 'I Thoughf I knew all abouT kids. They were all in The same pre- dicamenfi poor parenfs, bad homes, improper environmenf. As They grew older They naTuraIly wanTed a Ii++le money, which They couIdn'T geT-noT legally anyhow. They usually ended up before me. l've been judging This sorf of Thing for years, and believe me, Taking Them away from Their bad homes and placing Them in a decenT insTiTuTion where They gef proper Training, is more a break for Them Than a punishmenf. SomeTimes I merely had To speak To Them To show The wrongness of Their ways. 'These were The Type of cases I had always dealT wiTh, and I Thoughf These were The only kind There were. Today I found ouT ofher- wise. Before me There was broughf a young boy, well dressed, seven- Teen years old. He wasn'T like The ofher ruffians I was used To. He ob- viously came from a fine house and I was informed Thaf he did remark- ably well in school. In general he was a boy of greaT promise, The kind you would never expecf To see in The Juvenife Courf. YeT, There he was before me. I couIdn'T believe iT. 'Somewhaf perplexed, I asked The officer who had broughf him in, abouf The boy. IT seems The young fellow had been running a mini- aTure rackeT in school. He covered befs on horse races, baseball games, and boxing mafches, always fixing The odds so ThaT he couldn'T lose. Through This sysfem he sTarTed To lend ouT money To his cIassmaTes, aT 25W inTeresT! If anyone did nof pay up, he had a sTrong-arm squad Take care of Them. IT was because a boy he had had beaTen up finally spoke up To The auThoriTies ThaT The case came To courT. 'Here was a case, noT of a poor boy sfealing apples, buf of a brillianf sTudenT who had every opporTuniTy To succeed, buf prosTiTuTed his Talenfs. I had To send him away, alfhough I would rafher have losT my righf arm, To an insTiTuTion occupied by delinguenfs. They could be TaughT, under The decenT condifions Thaf prevailed There, To do righT -buT he coudn'T7 he was Too smarT. I had To Take him away from a Sixfy ELCHANITE fine home and send him fo a place which would poison his mind againsf sociefy: a place where he could find new and easy fields fo conquer among his dull-wiffed fellow inmafesf The Judge remained mofionless as he fold me fhis sfory. Affer a few minufes pause he confinued. 'Yes, we expecf cerfain poor boys fo gef info frouble buf when we find boys of fhis sorf in courf, whaf are we fo do? Whaf hope can we have in human nafure? VVhaf hope can we have in fhose boys who are fo run fhings affer us?' Af fhis poinf, I was surprised fo see fhe Judge begin fo weep. True, +his was an excepfional case buf Judge Fallon had been on fhe bench a greaf many years and he had never been lcnown fo be affecfed by his cases personally. I fried fo console him. 'Buf Judge, cerfain fhings iusf have fo happen and we've gof fo false fhem all in sfride. You've handled hundreds of cases and you've broughf fhem fo an end wifhouf any effecfs on you personally. I re- alize fhaf fhis case is ouf of fhe ordinary, buf fhings lilce fhis do happen. Why, fhe way you're acfing, one would fhinlc fhaf if was your own son fhaf you senfencedl' Affer fhis fhe Judges shoulders sanlc even lower fhan fhey had been. 'If w a s my sonl' The nexf morning I piclced up fhe paper fo read fhe Judge had been found dead, a suicide. I doubf if anyone can realize fhe suffering and disillusionmenf fhaf fhaf poor man wenf fhrough, finding his own son broughf fo courf before him. Whaf splendid courage he musf have had fo senfence him! Jim raised his head fhouohffully af fhe end of fhe sfory. l'm nof sure fhaf no one realized fhe suffering he underwenf or even fhaf he was alone in his disillusionmenff WhafI exclaimed Paul. You see. Paul, confinued Jim as he dropped his head befween his shoulders, I am fhaf son. ELCHANITE Sixfy-one THE EU ELUSIU Daniel Gufman Arfisf: l look al' all lhrouqh beaufy seeking eyes And puf fhaf which l find before Mankind. l harvesf fhe seeds of my emofions And sow fhemgi where fhey find a ferfile soul, They sprouf and spread wifhin if, and produce The parenf feeling. Thus, can l franzmif ldeas and inspirafions fo ofher minds E'en vivider fhan logical discourse. lvlafhemafician: l see fhe worfhiness of your endownmenf. Since human life and civilizafion Consisf in 'rhe make and exchange of ideas, You've earned your place wilhin fhem. l affempf To unearfh by proof, all possible conclusions By limifing myself fo some assumpfions, lvlefhods of proof and defininfions. lf fhey Be frue, l don'f and can nof know: Buf fhis l know: if fhey are frue. fhen My resulfs are frue. You deal wifh beaufy By whaf sure sign can you fell whaf beaufy is? Arfisf: l-low do you know whaf fo prove or assume? lvlafhemaficianz By infuifioni or fo be exacf, l fake for frufh, whaf agrees wifh my soul. Arfisf: And whaf agrees wifh mine, l fake for beaufy. Mafhernafician: Buf why do ofher people feel like you? Arfisf: For 'lhe reason fhaf fhey fhink like you. As men are alike in physical form, Are 'lhey alike in wanfs and undersfanding. lvlafhemafician: Say rafher fhaf fhey are menfally alike, Because fhey're alike in physical form: For whaf wifh our soul agrees, depends On our experience. ll' is fhe mark OF fhings on our brains fhrouqh fhe five senses. Since fhey do operafe in all fhe same, ls fhe mark fhe same. Loqic is af boffom A human concepf of realify. Sixfy-'rwo ELCHANITE Arfisl: Or reali+y's ellecr on our minds- ln arf we 'foo make use of 'rhis effect The Jrruer +o life, lhe feelings aroused By a play, or song, or poem or painling, The grealer lheir beauly. I learn And leach apprecialrion of our universe. Mafhemalician: My reasonings are used by philosophers And scien'ris'rs +0 explain lhe mysferies Surrounding us. I help +o eslablish A consislenl idea of our universe. Man has ever soughl Jrhis, and each advance ln underslanding i+, fills him wi'rh con+en+. Ar+is'ri: We've seen lhal 'rrulh and beauly are lhe same: For bo+h are whaf viloralres in sympafhy Wilrh lvlanlcind's soul and fhings. fx El-CHANITE Sixly-Three P. 5, GUUUBYE By Abraham Karp l draw my bell a nolch Jrighler. Once heard i+ helps one wealher hunger beller. Really couldn'+ say. buf i'r's cerlainly necessary +o lreep my lrousers from Jralcing a long needed vacaiion. Three nolches. Only +wo nolches lell. Afler +ha'r l guess l wouldn'+ need ihe pan+s anyhow. Well dressed slcelelons don'+ wear checkered brown Jrrousers. A+ presenl' l'm employed in lhai perennial 'lavorile of smoolhing oul +he sidewallc. This one happens +o belong lo Fiflrh Avenue, bul a'F+er a while Jrhey del-+o loolc alilfe. Am feeling much beller lhis mornino. No more headaches. Only an emolv leelino where my hearl dropped down lo. Jusf massed SchraliFr's. A sleelc, placlc limousine pulled up. and a laroe lei dowager dar+ed ou+, followed by a oiqolo wilh a waxed muslache and a Broolc- lifnese accenl. Wilh a lilmurerv- l'm s+arved lo dea'rh, -she made a bee-line lor +he earinq-house. - - Gee! Bu? she musl' have been hunciry. Am hvino verv hard no+ +o +hinlc +ha+ l havenur eaien in +hree r-laws, and lhal mv shoes are soleless and 'rhal in Jrhe combinalion of mv rwan+s and iaclcer Eas+ has me+ West and Jrhal' a pace boy isn'+ evacllv becominq lo a man and +ha+-buf shuclcs, i+'s so hard +o f,-v-,-1p+- The Empire Fiuildino is s+arino indiliferen+lv down al' me. We're fellow colleaciues. l'r 'loo is hunqrv. No office-: ahove +he forlielh 'Floor-and nol many below. 'in lonn, Kameradl From a passing Ford lhe s+rains of Slrauss' overiure +o Die C'ednrmaus, l hear. Mv 'lavorile piece-and lhe car l ahhor. Hs man- ufaclrurer is an anli-Sernile and a race belween one of his cars and me ended in a dead heal. Sixfysfgur 'S funny-such beaufiful music-coming from a scrap heap of fin. The New Yorlc Public Library is across fhe sfreef. If houses some of my chef-cl'ouvres-buf wouldn'f do fhe same for me. Anyhow, I don'f clare fo go in. My co-edifor of fhe Alma Mafer's publicafion is doorman fhero. And I used TO fufor fhe assisfanf clirecfor of English Liferafure. I-lis falher was a ward-heeler fhaf made good. I can now feel 'rhe cold irregular surface of fhe cemenf wifh fhe soles of my feef. lf's a sorf of ficlclish sensafion--and sifuafion. Buf whaf-fhe-heclc. Carff wear ouf my shoes anymore. Almosf gof hif by a car while crossing 47fh Sfreef. Po'rfer's Field is apparenfly hungry, fool The odor of sfeaming coffee caughf my nosfrils. Nope! Nof half as good as my mofher's -- - used fo be. Damn if! My head is sfarfing fo ache again. If's a sorf o'a splif- fing pain. If seems fo be blowing ifself up fo bursf-nof from swell- headedness eifher. The pulses in my femples are palpifafing harder-harder-sledge hammer like- fhe beaf. beaf. beaf, of a fom-fom. l'm in Cenfral Parlc now, in fronf of fhe Salvafion Army fenf. My coffee and doughnufs are being prepared. Hurry-- Aw, you wouIdn'f sfarvel The coffee and doughnufs are before me. They're sfarfing fo vibrafe, swing-fo and fro-pendulum-lilce. They're sfarfing fo revolve, 'round and 'round, fasfer and fasfer, dim- mer and dimmer. My legs are wobbly- lf's nof coffee and cloughnufsl If's a whife bony skull. wifh doughnuf-lilce eyes - - bony hands - - whife flowing robe - - scyfhe slung across fhe shoulder - -. A bony finger is sfrefching oufl l+'s becoming fo me - - fo follow! I guess if is hungry fool ELCI-IANITE Sixly-five PAHUDY U MILTU I5 HL' LLEGHUH By Harry Glasser .-.... 9 l I-Ience, vain deluding ioys I mighi have lcnown among The boys, Wi+h Iesl and youlhlul iolliiy, Of which fhere was never a scarciry. And iripped on Ihe Iighr Ianiasific foe, Whose equal I shall never Icnow, Wi+h laughler holding bolh his sides, I-lappy wlh 'rhose in whom il abides. In unreproved pleasures free, The ioy I could always hear and see, Those quips and craclcs and wanlron wiles, To hear again I'd come from miles. Those nods and beclcs and wrealrhed smile, Which young and old so Ioeguile, And by men hear+-easing Ivlirrh, Wirh no equal from slcy +o earlh. Come Thou, goddess, fair and free, And lei me again abide w'rh Thee. Wilh no measures in bread+h or heighlr, Somewkimes wi+h secure delighi, Ever againsi eafing cares, Lap me in sofr Lvdian airs. Till Ihe live-long daylighl fail, And nighl' comes on lilce a veil- Mirlh admil me ol' Ihv crew, And remind me of happv +imes I Icnew. Sixly-six ELCHANITE THA E YU , SIR. By Morris Margolies lncredible! a Tew murmured. lncredible, re-echoed The resT. 'The man is noT human. The man Thus spoken oT was one oT Those all Too common unTorTunaTes who, Though Tound roaming abouT absenT- mindedly in San Francisco, acTualiy belong To New York or To Philadel- phia. BuT having losT all power oT memory, because OT some un- usually heavy menTal sTrain, They are led by TaTe's sTrange hand To places as remoTe Trom Their naTive homes as They, in Their hapless sTaTe, are remoTe Trom Their Tormer selves. Such was The subiecT oT The aToremenTioned exclamaTions. The exclaimers were a group oT veTeran physicians who were bewidered aT The man's remarkable condiTion. The man seemed To be devoid oi all Teeling or emoTion, physical and menTal. Pins sTuck inTo his Tlesh broughT no reacTion Trom him. BuckeTs Tull oT waTer, hoT or cold, seemed To have no oTher eTTecT upon him Than ThaT oT making him weT. A movie unTolded on The screen beTore his eyes. Tilled wiTh varied incide-nTs, in- Tended To appeal To every senTimenT in The human breasT, did noThing whaTever To rouse him. EveryThing Tailed, and yeT he was perTecTly alive. So much so, in TacT, as To allow him To move abouT wiTh as much ap- parenT ease as a normal person. l-le spoke clearly and disTincTlv, Though mechanically. l-le said he knew and remembered noThinc1. l-lis blank and absenT gaze moved Trom one Tace To anoTher wiTh an expression as immobile as rock. NoT a muscle aT his command guivered, noT a nerve heTrayed any sion oT exisTence. And The medical men were perplexed. They were aT a loss To conceive anyThinq advisable under The circum- sTances. They decided To leT The maTTer resT Tor The while and To have each of Them Take Turns aT keeping The man under vigil. This laTTer Thev deemed necessary Tor Two reasons. One was ThaT The rnan's condi- Tion, having already been reduced To a deplorable sTaTe, miqhT yeT be ac1qravaTed by an aTTack oT insaniTy which would in all probabiliTv breed dire resul+s. The oTher was ThaT They sTill cherished a hope oi wiTnessinq some signs oT emcTion on his hiTherTo impassive counTenance. Accordingly, The above resoluTion was adap+ed and adhered To rell. giously. Every day The docTors changed shiTTs. Daily The man was Taken ouT on walks and rides in The hope oT his caTching sighT oT sornelhing ELCHANITE SixTy-seven which mighT awaken in him a slighT recollecTion of The pasT . . . Thus The weeks, Then The monThs, and Then The years Tlew by. BuT The man remained a blank. NoThing aTTecTed him. He aTe, drank, slepT as Though he were a roboT. And The physicians, beholding The Tragic figure of a man in a living deaTh, were on The verge of giving him up as hopelss . .. And Then came The day. ThaT morning he was ouT promenading, esco'rTed as usual, by one oT The docTors. l-le appeared especially pa- TheTic Then. l-lis Tace was slowly wearing away and' gradually assuming The TeaTures oT one who is no more. T-lis lips were as colorless as The waTer he drank. l'le was no more Than a walking ghosT. Suddenly, a crippled figure approached Them. lT was a beggar, aTTired in rags. As he drew cose he liTTed a piTeously lean and bony hand To The pair. lvlechanically, as always, The losT man searched in his pockeTs. l-lo was evidenTly disconcerTed when he Tound no coin in his pockeTs, Tor he began To dig feverishly in Them again. AT lengTh he produced a hand- kerchieT, and donaTed iT To The beggar. The laTTer, asTonished and ap- parenTly overwhelmed by The man's sense oT chariTy, said Teelingly and simply, Thank you, sir. The docTor looked up aT his paTienT and sTarT- ed back. Tears were sTreaming down The unTorTunaTe's cheeks . . . f'W i blXly eiqlwl' IIII HUIVITICS SE TUB ELA55 G CQHEN, Pres. Brenner, Abraham Egelniclc, David upslein, Morris Epsrein, Samuel Esrerson, l-larold Fischer, Emanuel Fursr, Sidney Gellman, Ezra Glasser, Harry Gulman, Daniel Jarel, lrvinq lfarp, Abraham Sevenry J. ELGART, Vice-Pres Kramer, Millcn Kuliclc, Abraham Lebowilz Jacob Levine, Max Margolis, Henry Massis, David Mirslcy, David Re-ichel, Oscar Rose-nbloom, Samuel Seiden, Julius Warshaxf David Winler, Sidney ELCHANITE LUWEH SE IDRS HOCHBERG, Pres. WOLOCH, Vice-P Bear Pincus Bookspan Porfnoy Dannburg Rappaporf Dunn Ro+h Fishman Salwen Frced Schwarfz Greenburq Schlenbaum Heman Smolowifz Ka+Z Sofer Kufnor Sfyemclg 1enre Mafhew Wiensfein Nafhanson Wegss Noshpifz Wiesel Perlysky Zai+cI1ik ELCHANITE res. Sevenfy-one Se UPPER JU 'IDRS HARTSTHN, Pres. FU RST, Vice Brandweln Kanaropsicy Darsnfn Kolker Doppeir Krieger Efran Kufner Eines Lanberg Feriig Lebowifz Filler Lerner Finizlesrein Lebrnan Gamliel Marqoiies Ginsburg Moseson Gross Miiberq Heck 0ren+iici1er i-ierrnan Perlysky Jacobowirz Raucher Jerusafimsky Raverch -Pres. Rednor Rogoff Rosenburg Sachs Sambor Schneider Singer Sirum Tepliiz Tuchman Walker Weiss VVie'rznnan Whireman Zei+Iin venry-fwo ELCHANITE WICENTOWSKY, Pres. Barony Berger Black Chazan Codosh Fried Friedland Friedman Fursi Goldberg Goidshzin GOidV7'iafi Hirsclwman Horowirz ELCHANITE LUWEH JUNIUH5 Jaffe Karp Kaiz Kobre Kornburg Lipsciwiiz Noble Piisicim Pollack Riiorwer Robbins Sciwimmelman Shapiro, J. GQLDBER6, Vice-Pres. Shapiro, M Schoenizopi Schrade Schwarrz Slrepansky Sussifind Tabadwniizf Wai.:er Wiembiirgq Vffiiss VW'v?i'Z Vifigcgi Vifiriiev' - rw L 'ri Sai. Pr' 1- iw PPEH SUPHUMUHE3 KELLER, Pres. Appelbaum Berman Borodkin Corn Freedman Garbarsky Gersfel Greenberg Karmbad Kahn Kleinman Ladell Levy Lyman Sevenfy-'Four KAPLAN, Vice-Pres. Moseson, D. Moseson, L. Periow Perlysky Pollack Reniniclc Rubin Sclnuchalfer Shapiro Sharfman Surchin Spiegel Tucnman Wilfner ELCHANITE PHEHMWAN FUUH YEAR EUURSE SHDMAN,Pma SMWH,Vke Auerbach Rorhman Berl Rorhsrein Goldsfein Schimerman Gold Schneider Goldman, M. Schonfeld Graibarr Scnulwies Jerusalnnsky Sofer Lanwpel Sorscher Uechfman Srdnberq Levy Trainer k4arqoHs Tuchinsky Rosen Turbiner Rosenbeunw VViesburg Ro+h Zbar Pres ELC!-IANITE Se enfy We PHESHMAN THREE YEAH EU HSE MILLER, Pres. MALBIN, Vice-Pres. Auerbach, L. Goidhaber Segelsrein Beyman Greenberg Seidman Blass Hirmes Sel+zer Burack Kaplan Siegal Cohen, 6. Kalb Shuclc Cohen, S. Kafz Skidelsky Cohen, M Leiser SmPm Doppeff Leilrer Sorcher Flsnman Leiman Sfriker Friedman Preil Talmadge Gellman Romianek -UFSUD Gerenam Rosenberg Weingar+ Goldberg Rubenfefd Weisman Go+HEeb Sl'1ech+er Zweigbaum QV9n'I'y-5ix EXECUTIVE EUUNEIL Fall Term ABRAHAM KARP ,.., ., ,. .. , Presiderfr GABRIEL SCI-IOENEELD VEce-PresIdenI SEYMOUR COI'-IEN I .,,,. ,, .AA., , . Secrefary I-IARRY PERLMUTTER , I I Arhlefic Manager MORRIS EPSTEIN, I-IENRY MARGOLIS EIcIwani+e Ed. Spring Term DAVID WARSHAW , Presidenf SIDNEY FURST Vice-PresIcIenI MEYER JERUSALIMSKY Secre+ary ARRAI-IAM KULICK , Treasurer LAWRENCE DOPPELI' A+I'1Ie+Ic Manager MORRIS EPSTEIN, I-IENRY MAROOLIS EIcI'1anITe Ed. ELCI-IANITE Sexfemh,-seven ELEHANITE STAFF M. Epslein S. Furs? G. Colwen S. Epslein E. Fisclwer E. Gellman H. Glasser D. Gulman Edi+ors Associafe Edi+ors Business Manager M. Kramer Aclver+ising Managers S + a ff A. Karp S, Karnloacl O. Reiclwel D. Sambor J. Seiden Personals by-S. Epsrein, H. Glasser Hislory by-A. Karp, M. Kramer Prophecy by- H. Margolis, J. W. Seiclen Legacy by-E. Gellman, D. Mirslcy Plwolograplwy loy-M. Epslein, D, Sambor Cover by-S. Furs? Sevenly-eiglwl H. Margolis D. Mirslcy J. Lebowirrz ELCHANITE STUDENTS' EUUNETL lmmediaTely aTTer elecTion lasT Term The presidenT and vice-pre- sidenT TorrnulaTed a deTinTe program by which They guided all sTudenT acTiviTy This year. The plan resulTed in one oT The mosT successTul years The school has ever seen as Tar as sTudenT acTiviTy is concerned. WiTh The insTallaTion OT a real school spiriT in The hearTs OT The sTudenTs as Their goal, The council headed by David Warshaw, sTarTed work. A series oT conferences wiTh Dr. SaTir resulTed in The creaTion oT an enTirely new sysTem Tor clubs. Every second weelc The enTire school Tool: one period oTT, during which Time each sTudenT aTTended his Ta- voriTe club. Thus The greaTesT hindrance To exTra-curricular acTiviTy, lack oT Time, was removed. The sTudenTs' enThusiasTic response To This plan made iT an immedialre success, resulTing in a large group oT well aTTended clubs, The progress oT which is described elsewhere in The ElchaniTe. OTher accomplishmenTs oT The STudenT Council This Term include: The securing of reduced raTes Tor sTudenTs aT rnanv sTores and places QT amusemenT upon presen+aTion oT Their G. O. cards: a TheaTre pai-Ty which was a++enrTed bv The enTire school: a Lag B'omer OLITTUQ To The Polo Grounds, where The enTire sTudenT loodv wiTnessed a baseball game. As This annual goes To press, The G. O. is drawing The curTain Tar This Teffn on iTs many acTiviTies, and TuncTions including: The Acad- emv News, lnTer-ScholasTic deloaTinO, inTra-mural debaTinC1. varsiTv baseball, publicaTion oT class newspapers, clubs, TheaTre parTies, ouTings. and many oThers. ELCHANTTE SevenTysnine THLETIE EDU EIL ln assuming Their oTTices on The AThleTic Council, The aThleTic managers oT each class were conTronTed wiTh a diTTiculT Taslc. The prob- lem aT hand was how To conducT a Tull schedule oT aThleTic acTiviTies in view oT The limiTed Time aT The T. A. sTudenTs' disposal. The Council adopTed The policy oT planning only Those acTiviTies which could be eTTecTively worlced ouT. l-lappily They meT wiTh success. FirsT came an inTra-mural baslceTball TournamenT in which The com- peTiTion was so greaT ThaT iT remained Tor STudenT Council To deTermine The legiTimaTe winner. The l:ourTh Term was, aTTer much argumenT, Tavored by The Council. A handball TournamenT, in which many TalenTed Dlayers parTici- paTed, was also held. Plans Tor a chess and checker TournamenT as well as a ping-pong TournamenT had To be abandoned because OT a laclc oT cooperaTion on The parT oT The college, which reTused To allow us The use oT Their TaciliTies. WiTh The advenT oT spring, aTTenTion Turned To baseball. A base- ball varsiTy was Tormed, which promised To be one of The besT in re- cenT years. lTs schedule included games wiTh Townsend l-larris and oTher ciTy high schools. The Team came Through wiTh Tlying colors. As we go To press an inTra-mural indoor baseball TournamenT is geTTing under way and each Term is now represenTed by a class nine. ln view oT The limiTed Time which may be spenT on aThleTics, The Council TulTilled iTs duTies compeTenTly and wisely, and managed To give The school a successTul year oT aThleTic acTiviTy. egmy Eicnwuns TNTETTSEHULTTETTE UEBTTTTNE ATTer many years oT successTul inTra-mural debaiing, iT was cie- Cided lasT Term TO enTer a new Tield-inTerscholasTic debaTing. Mr. STrum, as TaculTy advisor, held TryouTs and designaTed S. FursT, A. Waldman, and S. Cohen T. A.'s TirsT inTerscholasTic Team. The Team meT iTs TirsT TesT, againsT Morris High School, on The Topic oT CapiTal Punishment The audience, composed enTirely oT More risiTes, decided almosT unanimously in T. A.'s Tavor, buT The judges de- cided oTherwise by a voTe oT 2 To I, and The Team's TirsT conTesT ended in a Tailure. UndaunTed, The Team held TryouTs Tor The spring Term. This Time Mr. STrum's selecTion's were: No. I and capTain, Sidney FursTg No. 2 l-Tarold Freed: alTernaTes, Mirsliy and Reichel. A reTurn debaTe wiTh Morris on The Topic oT Public UTiliTies, wiTh T, A. upholding PrivaTe Ownership, was immediaTely arranged. IT appeared very close aT The end, buT again The iudges decided 2 To T in Tavor oT The all-girl Team Trom Morris. Two days laTer, The Team Tound iTselT in a debaTe wiTh The Yeshiva College Treshmen. Freed and l:ursT Toolc The Tield againsT The opponenTs. The judges decided unanimously ThaT T. A. had won. On May 8Th, T. A. meT New UTrechT T-T. S., one oT The craclq Teams in The ciTy. Because oT a misundersTanding, New Uh-echT prepared Tour speeches To T. Afs Three. A biT handicapped as a resulT, T. A. opened up wiTh Reichel, who spoke Tor isolaTion. l-Te was Tollowed by FursT who condemned colle-cTive securiTy. ln a momenT The decision was in: unanimously in Tavor oT T, A. Thus successTully drew To a close The school's TirsT year oT lnTerscholasTic DebaTing. ELCT-TANITE EFQTTTY-One BASEBALL VARSITY Coming T0 liTe aTier a none Too successTul season in IQ37, The baseball varsiTy, headed by AThleTic Manager Lawrence DoppelT '39, provided one oT The giealesl' surprises oT The year Tor T. A. lVleeTing Townsend l'larris l-l. 5. in The Third oT a series since l936, The miTes Trom The heighTs, behind The phenomenal Twirling 0T Eli STrum, who sTruclc 0uT I6 in 7 innings lhaving a no-hiTTer unTil The sevenTh when Townsend bunched Three Tor Their only runl, deTeaTed T. l-l. 6-l. ArTy Brandwein '39, led The T. A. aTTack wiTh Three ouT oT Tour. Moreover The T. A. nine played errorless ball aTield. The infield Tound ArTy Brandwein aT TirsT, S. l-larsTein aT The lceysT0ne bag, Kalman Casey ZiTwer aT shorT and B. STefnberg aT Third. Larry DoppelT caughT, and The ouTTield was paTrolled by lvlordy X'VhiTman in leTT, J. FinlcelsTein, rooolaie sensaTi0n, in cenTer, and l-lillel l-lochberg and Joshua Rednor alTernaTing in righT Tield. BoTh STrum and 'lCasey ZiTwer are Three year men, having served on The undeTeaTed nine oT l936 lwon 6, Tied ll. STrum's vicTory was his Third againsT one loss during his base- ball career in T. A. His sixTeen sTrilceouTs againsT Townsend raisezl his T. A. record To 36 in I9 and one-Third innings. lEd. lNloTe:-As we go To press The varsiTy is scheduled To play abouT Tive more gamesl EighTy-Two ELCHANITE UISEIPLI E SU AU The l937-I938 Discipline Squad has challced up one of The TinesT records in The hisTory oT The school. MilTon Kramer, The Squads cap- Tain, wiTh The cooperaTion oT his willing assisTanTs, has successfully car- ried ouT his underTal4inqs. PaTrolling The corridors, The Discipline Squad has succeeded in mainTaininq order aT all Times. In addiTion To The dulies alloTTed iT, The Squad sTarTed The D. N. A. and The Keep The School Clean campaign. Since The incepTion oT This campaign all rooms have been lcepT scrupulously neaT. Orderly self-discipline has been observed aT all assemblies under The sole supervision oT The Squad. The sTudenT body, as well as The AdminisTraTion, should exTend a voTe of Thanks To The Discipline Squad Tor The splendid work iT has ac- complished in promoTing The welTare oT The school. ELCHANITE Eigmy-+hfee I THA-MUBAL UEBATI I3 lnrra-mural deoanng has OIMBYS occupied a prominenr place on I. Afs rosler ol exlra-curricular aclivilies. As usual, debales, Ihis year under The chairmanship of Hillel l-lochberg, were held in English classes. Teachers were obrainecl Io judge Ihe conresls. Srudenrs parficiparing in inlra-mural debaling, il is hoped, will supply 'rhe Ialenl from which T. A. inlerscholasric debafing reams will be chosen. As we go Io press Ihe schedule is al Ihe halfway mark and Ihe following are The siandingsz Upper Division W L Pc. Lower Division W L Pc. I. Sevenlh Term 3 O I.OOO 2. Smrh Term 2 1 .667 I. Second Term 2 O I.OOO 3, Eighih Term I Q .333 2. Fourlh Term I I .5OO 4.FiIIh Term O 3 .OOO 3. Firsl' Term O 2 .OOO lfighly-iour ELCl'lANl-l'E AEAUEMY NEWS The Academy News, Ihe official underqraduale newspaper of Ihe Talmudical Academy, underwenl a novel experimenl on May 6, I937, under Ihe edi+orship of Sidney Fursl, which mel wilh such approval on Ihe par+ of Jrhe sfudenfs 'rhal every succeeding issue appeared In prinled form. Followinq Fursl, Kalman Zilwer, former sporls edilor of lhe Academy News. became edilor-in-chief for lhe fall harm. Wi+h Mordecai S. Cherloff as associale edilor, and Pawv-ond Woloch as Bneinesc Manaoer, +he News Iurned ou+ +he Iirs+ five column newspaper in lhe hislory of Ihe school. Reappoinled 'For 'rhe sprinq Ierm of I938, Zilwer proceeded 'Io reorganive 'rhe various sfafls. Raymond Woloch was seleclred as mane aqinq edilor and A. S. Kuliclc as Business Manaoer. Mr, Isaac Orleans was secured as facuI+y iournalism advisor for lhe new +erm. Morris Epslein and Henry Marcaolis were appoinled co-news edilors. Wilh Ihe new deal came columns which found Ihemselves close indeed +0 +he hearls of The s+uden+s. Hillel I-lochbercx. sporls edilor crealed 'rhe sporls column Iilled Time In. a column which caused so much excilemenl alle' ils lirsl release, lhal lhe edilors saw lil If conlinun V+. HIM and ME ll-lenry I. Marqolis and Morris Ifpsleinl pill Jrheir heads +ooe+her in edifinq lhe life of lhe paper. Boop lhe Snoolf il a column which w-fll surely enioy a rosy fulure. Financial nnallers were handled very capably by A. S. Ifulicl Raymond Woloch, Meyer Je-rusalimslcy, and Millon Fursl of lhe bui- iness slaff. ELCI-IANITE Eiqhly-Ilya III. BIOLOGY CLUB A The Biology Club is unique in fhaf if conducfs ifs meefings in a round fable manner, and in fhaf if has elecfed no regular officers. The club. of which Mr. Schein is chairman, is now discussing modern de- velopmenfs in fhe field of medicine. Deciding nof fo deal wifh any of fhe work fhey do in fhe classroom, fhe members of fhe club, fhe main lower fermers, are af presenf concenfrafing on a cancer--ifs causes and ifs cure. cl-less AND CHECKERS If is an accepfed facf fhaf sfudenfs of fhe Talmud fo S. chess and checkers players. Therefore if is nof surprising Chess and Checkers Club wifh such a large membership. who is an experf af bofh These games and Presidenf of fhe planned an exfensive program fo cover an enfire year's work. will hold mafches fo defermine fhegbesf player among fhem. fhen hold infra-mural mafches, followed by infer-scholasfic m who are in sfudy of make good find fhe Zaichick, club. has The club They will eefs, and by fhe end of fhe year fhey expecf. fhe feam.fo be good enough fo challenge fhe Yeshiva College feam. , INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS CLUB ' Arguing, fhe favorife indoor sporf of The sfudenfs of T. A., has finally found ifs medium. ln fhe lnfernafional Relafions Club fhe sfud- enfs of T. A. have an opporfunify folair fheir views on all fopics of fhe day. Morris Sukenick, presidenf, and an Arrangemenfs Commiffee worked ouf an elaborafe program. The fwenfy members of.fhe club hold fheir own discussions in which every sfudenf is invifed fo parficip- afe. The club also had speakers address if on fopics of world-wide im oorfance. The Commiffee infends fo fop off fhe club's season by con ducfing a school assembly, af which sfudenfvspeakers of fhe organ izafion will address 'rhe audience. Eighfy-six ELCHANITE JOURNALISM CLUB Q The Journalism Club was one of fhe firsf clubs fo forge ahead wifh definife acfiviiies. Among fhe plans fo be complefed nexf year are fhe publicafion of a mirneographed liierary journal and a prinfed guide-boolc for flze school lo be presenled fo incoming sfudenfs. Pro- iecfs cornplefed lliis ierm included a frip of inspecfion fo fhe HN. Y. Daily News and forums on journalism af which several lecfurers, in- cluding Mr. Lynn of Yeshiva College, spoke. A permanenf aim of fhe club is fo provide a founf of falenf for fufure Academy News sfaffs. Af presenf fhe club is headed by Henry Margolis, and is under fhe aegis of lvlr. Orleans, who acfs as faculfy advisor. MATH CLUB Despife ifs limifed membership, The Math Club is one of The mosf popular clubs in fhe school. Under lhc able guidance of Mr. Joshua Mafz, one of fhe school's favorife mafli feachers, and fhe leadership of Sidney Winfer, fhe Mafh Club has done. and infends fo confinue doing, greaf fhings. Alflfcugh all ofher clubs are scheduled fo meef only once every fwo weels. fhe Mafh Club decided fo hold ifs meef- ings every week. During fha regular meefing fhe members discuss prob- lerns in mafh, and conducf fvperimenfs in fhal subiecf. Af fheir special meefings +he club has Quer' soealcers. They have already heard lecfures by such famous people as Professor Jelcufhiel Ginsbero, edifor of fhe Ccripfa Mafhemafica and cissisfanf fo Professor Einsfein. PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB The Phofography Club, supervised by Mr. Charles Friedman and presided over by Joseph Moseson, sfarfed ifs ierm's worlc by fracing fhe hisfory of phofography. Affer complefing fhis fopic, fhey confinued by discussing fhe essenfials and principles of good phofography. AS we go fo press fhey are busy sfudyinq fhe fechnique of faking, pro- cessing, and prin+ing good picfures. They infend fo hold an exhibifion af which fhey will display fhe besf examples of worlc submiffed by +heir members. ELCl'lANlTE Eighfy-seven SCIENCE CLUB Tho pians Tor The Science Club covered a wide scope oT acTiviTies This year. ProiecTs were compleTed by each member and The besT exam- ples oT These were submiTTed by The club To The MeTropoliTan Museum OT ArT To be judged in a prize conTesT. To raise iitcney Tor The various underTalcings plannedvby The organ- izaTion. a show was held in The Science LecTure Hall aT whifish slciTs were presenTed' and added enTerTainmenT provided by l-lerberT HurwiTz in The way oT magic. The club is led by Hyman lvledeTsl4y OT The sevenTh Term. Advisor oT The Science Club is Mr. l.ebowiTz oT The T. A. TaculTy. SOCIAL ETIQUETTE STrange as iT may seem, The mosT popular club in The enTire school is The Social ETiqueTTe Club. Many are The Teachers who have remarlced upon The necessiTy oT such an organizaTion. Now, however, all These obiecTions are done away wiTh. Eli STrum, Preside-nT OT The club. did noT delay in geTTing The acTiviTies under way. Classes were held in social TuncTions and on how To conducT Them. GuesT speakers were inviTed To address The club on various social Topics. Among These was Mr. Laub, who spolce on social hygiene. A fn EighTyfeighT ELcHANiTE FINANCIAL REPORT Submiffed by 'rhe Governing Board of +I1e Elchanife on flwe complefion of all business fransecfions on +l1is, flue 28'rl'1 day of June, I938. A S S E T S I. Adverfisemenfs ..., ., ..,.., , . . . , 500000.22 2. Empfy Pepsi-Cola Boffles llo be found in Elclwanife officel ..., ,,,, ,,,,, , . 6.32 3. Class paymenfs for Elclwanife: I Arnounf due: .. 578.00 Amounf paid: ..,..,,,,.....,,. . . 00000.I7 4. Old Iypewrifer ribbon ..,,,, ,..,,., . . 00000.02 5. Admif slips secured by slaff 5 lbs. Q lc per lb. ., ..,.......,..,, ..,..,,,,. 0 0000.05 6. Murals drawn by sfaff on walls of Elclmanife office lAppraised by Mel. Museum of Arfl 6.00 TOTAL ASSETS ., ., ., ., S I2.78 LIABILITIES I. Prinfing bill: SI250 plus 272 fax. Paid 500000.78 2. Engraving bill: S528 plus 492 fax. Paid 00000.39 3. Subway fares fo prinfer .,,.,,..,.,. ,, ,........... . 00000.05 4. Taxi fares fo prinfer ....... ...,..........,............. 7 98.52 5. Sfaff's 2 weelc spring vacafion af Miami 26,78I.03 6. Banquef in honor of Edifor's firsf dafe 99,999.09 7. Elecfric bill lnigbl worlc of sfaffl ,... 00000.53 8. Elcl'iani+e's business correspondence .... 00000316 9. Elclruanife sfaff's social correspondence 798.56 I0.Rewards offered anyone finding ldead or alivel flue associafe edifors when needed , ..., 25,000.00 ll.Rewards claimed by people wlrie were successful in finding above . 00000.00 ELCHANITE Eiglwfy-nine I2.MidnighT snacks consumed by sTaTT - - - V- A in EIchaniTei oTTice' .,.........,............. ,... Q ...... V 2,95l.62 I3.Money IosT by sTaTT in crap game wiTh Masmid EdiTors-- . ..-, ,.., .,.,...1,.. 7 98,000.03 l4.YachT To be used by staff on Tishing Trip 229,000.00 I5.Pensions Tor sTaTT To proTecT Them Trom The -- - onsIaughTs-oT:This, -C-X'QGE3YIQO'fI:du6I1d QTo,-in,s45re- A -Them Tor The remainder of Their days againsT 'ever again havin'g'To smiTTie'iThe ioange of? i if I ThaT menace-work ..........., .. 2,845,648.95 ' ' ' TOTAL LIABILITIES ,............... ' ..-S5g329g345.9,7M - 1 - f - 'spa Thus, we The Governing Board oT The EIchaniTe, 2Ieai:hearTs and unblemished conaciences, saTisTied ThaT we have spenT The money enTrusTed To us sparingIy and wiTh greaT cayTion, hefeyviTh bI:I.IT-QLYOKIII TinanciaI reIaTionShipsi 'vviTh The aToremenTioned EIchaniTe Toi a close. leaving our successora ihe' inTiniTesimaIkideTiqiT WoT. i :A D Signediand sworn To beTore me, on This, The 28Th day oT June I9384. I hereunTo do solemnly aTTix my hand and seal. 'V Hailieas Corpus'L. L. 'B.Q.P. U: V .T NoTary Public. 9 T' -Siqnedf I QOVERNINGBQXRDA. fi - -f - ,M M, Eps+einA l i : 5 ,. . H. Margqlis Q. ,L A S. FursT, 4' Q ., - D. Mirgky .I M. ... N, Kramer... NineTy-T I- 3 ELCHANIIE llll HDVQIZTISCIAS X awe 4 czccztzion T h e GROSSIXGILR GOLF COIRSE R E C O R D Amateur 73W-Pr-if. Hole Par Yards I 4 323 2 4 359 3 3 I76 4 4 383 5 4 370 6 4 363 7 3 I43 8 4 408 9 4 342 i0 4 350 il 3 ISZ I2 4 304 I3 4 378 I4 4 321 ii 5 485 I6 5 552 I7 4 392 I8 4 337 7I 6l68 67 UH QQCZMI' 19011101 111 1 vi-i:o1n1oi4u:4v14r14v:4-11.4 THE grand lun you are enioying here lhis evening is suggeslive of llwe ioy ol a Grossinger Vacalion - which is noi limiled by monllw or season - for Gross- ingeris is open all year and affords unusual sporls lacililies and social aclivilies all al rales llwal will add fo your pleasure. 3 l XYRITE TODAY FUR .XLL IXFORMA1 ION .lil-1l- C FEFQNDALE, N. Y. av O P E N A L L Y E A R N. Y. Office: RKO Bldg., Radio Cily Circle 7-7890 Ninely-'lwo ELCHANITE S Ulm -IIQIPQUQIV 0 of 0 0 H lllllllll K ll' ll l 5 BOROUGH HALL olvlslon Q! , N ' Il H COLLEGE ol ARTS and SCIENCES H II Day end lxvcning courses lending In 13.5. 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