Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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'l'u':'l1ly- llllz liI,1,'ll,4,N CLASS OF JANUARY, 1933 Mi JRR IS Dl2Ml1OXYlTZ P1'cxidv1zI MAX LEYIN Vive-P1'r5idf'11t DR. SASCHA CHARLES H0'l1LI1'Ul X' I 1'v.v1'dc'11f MORR1S APl IiL AHRQXHAM BECK Sc'r1'ctary Abel. Jack Appel, Morris llarzisch, Philip Beck, Abraham Bernstein, Isidore Dembuwitz. Morris Katz, .-Xarou Lz11ic1e1', iiC1'112lI'd Levin. Max Mausbach, jacob Marcus. slusepl' Reich, limanuel XYIUICIIIZIII, Ezra XYisc, Nathan .Jilzlcfir Jlualflggw'

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CLASS OF JANUARY, 1933

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Thirty THE ELCHANITE P WE, the class of june, 1933, realizing fully well with what expressions of glee, sighs of relief, and other inwardly felt and outwardly expressed manifestaf tions of ecstasy our friends, the Members of the Faculty, greet our departure from the scene of the classroom battles between student and teacher, being sane of mind, sound of body, and otherwise fit to carry on the student crusade against knacllich, book reports, exams, report cards, and the general acquisition of knowledge, do here' by retaliate by bequeathing, transferring, transmitting and otherwise relinquishing to the common possession of the aforemenf tioned faculty, the multitude of pet peeves which, over the long, battle' marked trail of four years' struggle, have been allowed to accumulate and multiply under the inherent evils of nonfcooperaf tive, nonfpsychoanalyical, nonfsynipathetic, and otherwise hostile regime of the stu- dentxs traditional foe, the previously men' tioned faculty. Thusly do we dispose of our common heritage and possessions: To. Mr. Orleans we leave the hope that he will be appreciated by other Elchanite staffs as he was appreciated by this one: To Mr. Kronish we leave hopes of an honest politician, To Mr. Lebowitz we leave a new me- thod for concocting what is vulgarly known as stink bombs for punishing miscreants who prefer whistling in class to listening to his funny jokes, To Mr. Shear we leave an Elchanite, To Dr. Shapiro we leave a homefstudy course in Pooschart Law and the hon' orary degree of P. C. L. D. fPooschart Law Doctorj, N illv To Mr. Abrams we leave all the Nino' ters and fathers and sisters and brothers who did not come to see meg To Mr. Lieberman we leave the sugf gestion that he devise some means wheref by he can acquire the senility and dignity which befits a disciple of Cicero, and To Dr. Stern we conidently leave the simple task of squaring the circle and trisecting the angle, and To. Dr. Charles we leave a new red book in which to enter his marks. AND FURTHERMORE I, Mordecai Gabriel, bequeath to the T, A. one 'opisthotentis medusoides, two scolopendia morsitaus, and three insect pins which are caught behind the radiator in room 403, and I, Abraham Novick, leave my preposf terous, tempestuous, omniverous, somnif ferous, and variegated laugh to future gorf illas, and I, Chaim Appelman, leave my chazanish ability to davin ma'ariv in Mr. Lebowitz class, and I, Morris Cohen, hereby leave to the undergraduates all my enjoyable Engf lish periods with the hope that they enjoy them as I did, and I, Arthur Rosenbaum, leave to Dr. Sha' piro a manual, The Fine Art of Judging Debates which I hope will enable him to do a better job than he has done so far, and I, Max Levy, leave to Dr. Shapiro my indispensable reading lessons and neverf failing zeroes to refpresent to some other deserving economic student, and I, Harold Kaufman, leave to Mr. Shear the hope that some day he will find a class which will appreciate his tirelessly expounf ded Attitude Theory, and