Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (New York, NY)

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THE ELCHANITE Thirty One 4 1 Class of June 1927 ,,.:.. y...g .L President MEYER MACHLIS Vice-President ' THEODORE LANGBAUM Secretary HENRY GROSSMAN BENJAMIN BRILLIANT HARRY COHEN LEON S. COHEN SAMUEL E. GROSS WILLIAM HERZIG MAX HOCH MEYER KIMMEL JONAS LACKS ABRAHAM LAZER WILLIAM MARGOLIS Athletic Manager MORRIS SHAIN ALEXANDER NISSENBAUM INEHEMIAH PILLER ABRAHAM PLOTZKER ISIDORE ROSANSKY NATHAN J. ROSNER DAVID RUBIN JOSEPH STEINBERG SANDERS TOFILOVSKY ISRAEL UPBIN MAX ZELDNER TT' Y F

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CLASS OF JANUARY 1927

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Thirty-Two THE ELCHANITE Last ill and Testament c CLASS OF JANUARY, 1927 When in the cou1'se of scholastic events, it becomes necessary for the graduates of a school to sever the educational, political, and social bonds which have connected them with the institution for four years, and to assume, among the scholars of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature entitle them, a decent respect to the Alma IN'Iater and its student body re- quires that they leave a last will and testa- ment in which they dispose of all worldly fortunes amassed during their high-school careers. Whe1'eas, we, the Class of -lanuary '27 of the Talmudical Academy High School, are about to leave the realms of our most noble and beloved institution, and Whereas, we are both legally and physi- cally mature enough to accomplish this arduous task, we do hereby make, write, and inscribe our first and last will and test- ament. VVe dispose of our property in the follow- ing manner: To Dr. Sahr we bequeath a liberally-sal- aried, special, certified public accountant fC.P.A.Q, to save him the trouble and pain of adding, re-adding, and re-re-adding our l70 credits. , , To Dr. Steinbach we leave all the con- nectives, including the by the ways. how- L I ' J! ' ever's, fhencesf' and 'I means, so fre- quently used in our compositions. To Dr. Stern we leave a Bureau of De- tectives to stop the further borrowing and never returning system practised unin- tentionally on board erasers. To Dr. Hirschberg we leave the respect and esteem with which he regarded all the members of our class, to be conferred upon all future graduates. To lXIr. Illarkson we leave free access to the new laboratory and a few badly-need- ed assistants. A To IX'Ir. Efron we entrust the training, disciplining, and ruling of future rookie Discipline Squadmen who replace resigned veterans, To Norman B. Abrams we leave all seemingly new but appareiftly old announce- ments coupled with the famous signature fN.B.A.j which signifies the close of all these documents. I, Sanders Tofilovsky, leave all the dust gathered on the book shelves of the G. O. Room to the janitor who shall sprinkle it upon the upper lips of future G. O. presi- dents. I, Illeyer Illachlis, bequeath my office of Senior Class President to those who have the patience to act as chairmen, and listen, at least once a week, for 43 minutes, to the orations of roundabout, circurnlocutive and nonsensical speakers. I, Theodore Langbaum, a member of the Imaginary Send-Off Committee, leave all imaginary sweets and fruits to future grad- uating classes. I, Henry CAlefD Grossman, leave my dictionary of connectives to those who in- tend to inffratiate themselves with Dr. Steinbach. D I, Israel Upbin, leave all my political activities, including troubles, worries, sleepless nights, etc., caused by indulging in this held, to future politicians like my- self. I, IlIeyer Kimmel, leave the secret for my late success in the political field-my small stature. ' I, lVIorris Shain, Athletic Nlanager, leave new uniforms for future varsity teams. I, Leon S. Cohen, leave all the goals, fouls, and hits scored in basketball, and base- ball games played during my high school career.