Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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UWWWI' i 1- B SCDPHCDMQRE ,Iulie tells us the liookis wrong . . Nlr. Strum: Klein. read froni Odysseus Klein: From Odysseus? lVlr. Strum: No. from Odysseus. Wax you dere Charley? . . . Lichty modernizes pantswno longer worn at half mast . . . Julie makes seating plan. Berliner you sit on hook . . . Tex Shapiro, the Galitziana with a cowboy accent, teaches geometry Texas style . . . Rosen- crown invents new fire alarm system . . . Student: Mr. Bassell, what do boys and girls do alone on Tropical Isles? lVlr. Bassell: They play chess of course . . . What students are taking target practice in Rabbi Senor: I ran't tell you hut itis between one and three . . . 'l'ancnhaum only hoy to do Spanish homework . . . Senoris test, reads straight from book as everyone copies straight from book . . . Someone gets 97 . . . ,lulie tells us how to cheat on regents. If they catch you, say l didn't do itl lVlay l please finish the exam. . . . and if you write therefore and nothing else. I'l1 give you half credit . . . First Variety Night-Manus solos on his fiddle . . . Bassell tells us all about Worltl War ll and about ouija boards . . . Wanted: Yellow-hellied coward who whistles . . Bio Regents: Plasma, You Dope . . . Mr. Landowne: If Henzel falls out the window. Frankel's class? . . . Julie switches test . . . Garlinkel gets two zeroes . . . School gets Spanish Watel' gun fights come into style-Gee Reb, speaking custodian who doesn't drink. l'm sorry. l didnit mean to hit you . . . Wolider how everybody passed that mechanical drawing test . . . Julie gives formula for home made tooth pasteg chalk, soap, and guts . . . Student: From which Lectura is the final from, Senor? Q V i Q fm., it fx lx-fy N-,..f u ef, tlll in all 1' Vffky If ,. ,cfi lla fx ' it lk' Ur X .Wi tt still' Da ia- if fri? ts 7 7 573 QQ :px X ' Q XY! xi L15 V XD! my 40 QJ ff-J ,. fWe'5VWW8N1f Ea we X fs ' 31 AQ y gttfmwf J v J X- f -'f X -Q: XRS NQNN Nhxi sy x SN SN Sksxxkyx XX sx's,xNxN X kgQ'XXs xx Y X-f Q-og,EjXkXXXSJ

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ff 00 ENTRANCE EXAMS Charley Friedman preoccupied marking pa- pers . . . Socol falls asleep . . . Everyone passes. FRESHMAN Shimmy walks into armory thinking itis school . . . Some of us buy elevator and swimming passes - we'll learn . . . Rabbi Yogel gives a speech - tells us to learn with hasmadah . . . admit?+-Whats that . . . Une Talmud teacher gives free showers . . . Bassell and Faivey have war of nerves . . . Senor makes Jake write 500 word apology . . . Poem for English, uSpring Is Here, Tee Hee Tee Heei, . . . We get big five for math lphflorantz, Branson, Rosenthal, Shapiro, Turetskyj . . . Typical period with Charley 4XHicl Friedman. Period starts 5:30, Charley comes at 5:55, attendance, davin, and go home at 6:00 . . . Jake decides to bring spectrum . . . By the way, what's a Jacobsrod? . . . Bob Bassell teaches us how to pick locks and demonstrates his talents for the stage . . Vile take Rabbi Y0gel's test-4l0:30, time for a spot of tea . . . Since when can snow drip from light bulbs . . . Flash! Paleyelf passes algebra I . . . Rabbi Hershkovics makes us pay for packages to needy families . . . Lichty finds frog in his desk . . . Mickey hides Senor's hat . . . Rabbi Karlin takes five seconds Oli recess . . . Minors-all who bring sneakers get ninety . . . Woiider' why Grossman brings a scale to the test? Smarter boys write one word to a line . . . Mr. Grossman-You were talking, twenty-two zeroes. Studentawhat? Mr. Grossman-Fourty-four zeroes . But Mr. Kipust, how can horse manure get lockjaw? . . . Smiley Kipust, DISECTION with a smile, test every Sunday. Average-IOOCZ . . . Summer spent at Camp Sohcahtoa li Indian Res- ervationj .

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JUNIOR Lichty inspects summer school report cards . . . Anybody know what AUC means? . . . Bus services from Boro Park, everyone comes at 10:30 . . . Boycott of Bert . . . Louis Friedman teaches how to start revolution . . . Mr. Turetsky, shall I sit in the front of the room? Whatls your average . . . 68 . . . youire one of the smart- er boys, sit in the back . . . TA gym becomes annexed to Young Israel . . . Mr. Godin teaches French with pictures . . . Faivey gives us sixth magillah-hakhel . . . Everybody reads abridged David Copperfield . . . Mr. Gold marks com- positions, class average 99fi35 . . . Louis Fried- man discusses lVl.M. and her phone number . . . Senor: Joel, Fm going to call up your home. Joel: My Parents? Senor: No, just your home. Faivey chooses Calvert . . . Ralph Halpern comes to TA . . . Administration gives up on Rabbi Drillman's class . . . Mighty Moe fthe English departmentis answer to Rabbi Karlinj says boys in the back are never awake . . . Boys in back get 100 C2 on iinal . . . Chem: all experi- ments bite the dust. Lebowitz breaks test tubes and plays with marbles . . . Ya never learned calcium? . . . How can you be such a cluck and live? . . . Rabbi Drillman Writes autobiography, uCone Witli The Wvindw . . . Jan. 20th-Black Wediiesday, lntermediate Regents. 3f'4 fail . . . Louis, self-service test, has one, job - hands marks into ollice . . . Curriculum for History- Nationalism?? . . . Senor calls rollg Adler, Blackman, Dym . . . W1'o1ig year Senor . . . School goes to ball game . . . Julie wants to know why Mendie yells, Boy, the players can,t hear youv . . . Kay buys candy store-attempts to become friendly . . . Regents, Senor acts out oral comprehension . . . Lichty reads Dictee . . . Emmy copies straight from answer sheet . . Bob Klein brings field glasses . . . All pass-. N... ,N ,M Q'