Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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ff 00 ENTRANCE EXAMS Charley Friedman preoccupied marking pa- pers . . . Socol falls asleep . . . Everyone passes. FRESHMAN Shimmy walks into armory thinking itis school . . . Some of us buy elevator and swimming passes - we'll learn . . . Rabbi Yogel gives a speech - tells us to learn with hasmadah . . . admit?+-Whats that . . . Une Talmud teacher gives free showers . . . Bassell and Faivey have war of nerves . . . Senor makes Jake write 500 word apology . . . Poem for English, uSpring Is Here, Tee Hee Tee Heei, . . . We get big five for math lphflorantz, Branson, Rosenthal, Shapiro, Turetskyj . . . Typical period with Charley 4XHicl Friedman. Period starts 5:30, Charley comes at 5:55, attendance, davin, and go home at 6:00 . . . Jake decides to bring spectrum . . . By the way, what's a Jacobsrod? . . . Bob Bassell teaches us how to pick locks and demonstrates his talents for the stage . . Vile take Rabbi Y0gel's test-4l0:30, time for a spot of tea . . . Since when can snow drip from light bulbs . . . Flash! Paleyelf passes algebra I . . . Rabbi Hershkovics makes us pay for packages to needy families . . . Lichty finds frog in his desk . . . Mickey hides Senor's hat . . . Rabbi Karlin takes five seconds Oli recess . . . Minors-all who bring sneakers get ninety . . . Woiider' why Grossman brings a scale to the test? Smarter boys write one word to a line . . . Mr. Grossman-You were talking, twenty-two zeroes. Studentawhat? Mr. Grossman-Fourty-four zeroes . But Mr. Kipust, how can horse manure get lockjaw? . . . Smiley Kipust, DISECTION with a smile, test every Sunday. Average-IOOCZ . . . Summer spent at Camp Sohcahtoa li Indian Res- ervationj .

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STANLEY WIQRNICK Service Sqn all 7. Ziggy astounded TA. by jumping to Rabbi Kana- t0psky's class. He attributes it to his East New York breeding. An ardent Talmuclisl, he will con- tinue his studies at Yeshiva. :No greater love hath he than his learning - Pope JEREMIAH WOHLBERC Class President 85 Co-Captain of Varsity Basketball Team, 7, Sq Class Secretary-Treasurer 6g Class De- bating Team. 6-8g School Debating Team 7, 85 Lien,- tenant of Service Squad 8g TA. Topics 5, 65 Library Squad 7, 8. A latecomer to T.A., Jerry made a name for himself by defending Harold Riegelman in our annual poli- tical forum. An expert in the art of public speak- ing, Jerry will continue to debate at Yeshiva. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Emerson MARVIN YACED flrisla 7, Sg Kolenu, Staff Sg Hebrew Library 4- 8g Class Athletic Manager 3. Moishe, our great masmid from Williamsburg. was Reb Yogels prize student. lle spent his lunch hour in the Hebrew library memorizing the Rambam. He put his trust in heaven, aml he zvorheil well with head and hanflf' - Anon. I J U57 so

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UWWWI' i 1- B SCDPHCDMQRE ,Iulie tells us the liookis wrong . . Nlr. Strum: Klein. read froni Odysseus Klein: From Odysseus? lVlr. Strum: No. from Odysseus. Wax you dere Charley? . . . Lichty modernizes pantswno longer worn at half mast . . . Julie makes seating plan. Berliner you sit on hook . . . Tex Shapiro, the Galitziana with a cowboy accent, teaches geometry Texas style . . . Rosen- crown invents new fire alarm system . . . Student: Mr. Bassell, what do boys and girls do alone on Tropical Isles? lVlr. Bassell: They play chess of course . . . What students are taking target practice in Rabbi Senor: I ran't tell you hut itis between one and three . . . 'l'ancnhaum only hoy to do Spanish homework . . . Senoris test, reads straight from book as everyone copies straight from book . . . Someone gets 97 . . . ,lulie tells us how to cheat on regents. If they catch you, say l didn't do itl lVlay l please finish the exam. . . . and if you write therefore and nothing else. I'l1 give you half credit . . . First Variety Night-Manus solos on his fiddle . . . Bassell tells us all about Worltl War ll and about ouija boards . . . Wanted: Yellow-hellied coward who whistles . . Bio Regents: Plasma, You Dope . . . Mr. Landowne: If Henzel falls out the window. Frankel's class? . . . Julie switches test . . . Garlinkel gets two zeroes . . . School gets Spanish Watel' gun fights come into style-Gee Reb, speaking custodian who doesn't drink. l'm sorry. l didnit mean to hit you . . . Wolider how everybody passed that mechanical drawing test . . . Julie gives formula for home made tooth pasteg chalk, soap, and guts . . . Student: From which Lectura is the final from, Senor? Q V i Q fm., it fx lx-fy N-,..f u ef, tlll in all 1' Vffky If ,. ,cfi lla fx ' it lk' Ur X .Wi tt still' Da ia- if fri? ts 7 7 573 QQ :px X ' Q XY! xi L15 V XD! my 40 QJ ff-J ,. fWe'5VWW8N1f Ea we X fs ' 31 AQ y gttfmwf J v J X- f -'f X -Q: XRS NQNN Nhxi sy x SN SN Sksxxkyx XX sx's,xNxN X kgQ'XXs xx Y X-f Q-og,EjXkXXXSJ