Yeshiva University High School For Boys - Elchanite Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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1 i CJ ,... , ,, ., Y g K -A -3' --'--L'-i HERO WINS MEDAL Fred Wiesenfeld, famous airplane engineer, just received his twentyvtifth flying medal. The medal was to be presented to Mr. Wiesenfeld on Sunday morning, March 52, at 9:00 pm. However, due to the tact that Mr. Wiesentield tried to undertake the dithcult tlight from New jersey to New York without a corpilot. the medal will be awarded posthumously to Mrs. Wieseiiteld, when she will be with uf- next month, The medal is to be awarded by Boss Krumbein, substituting for Hlfiglitingg Willie the Weal of the U. S. Army, who will be attending Smithah exercises at the Talmudical Academy Naval Training Center. ft J I QM L .a .lewff fa- L to X tl 'lifgr S4 BILLION LOST X ,, jacob Krumbein, billionaire, who invested hve billion dollars in Dogpaw Gold mines, has lost four out of his tive billions when it was discovered that the mine would yield nothing more than an occasional ton or two of radium. This has caused him to Cut down on his expenses and he is now lighting his Cigars with 3100 Checks instead of with two thousand dollar bills. This ent vsill have to Continue until his printing press is hxed. f MET GETS NEW STAR TENOR - f Cantor Wfalter Orenstein has been reeently engaged by the Metropolitan Opera i Co. Wlien Mr. Orenstein was asked to sing La Tiaviataf' he refused hetause he wanted ' to start from the bottom. ' Alter due deliberation, the Opera fo. tinally ai'i'ix'etl upon .iii .lPiWl'0IWl'l.Ittj posi, X N .I tion lor the toloratura tenor. Ile may now lie ioirn-I iii :lag iiiezis lounge selling , 1 4 N, lemonade. yi 'N ,fi f tLegs Orenstein got his start singing at beauty contestsl X l'1itf.'.'3-Yi ttt

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J y W EDITORS: XV. ORENSTEIN, FRED VUIESENFELD AND H. WEISBERG 'UH s f NEW HOSPITAL FOR MENTAL DISORDERS ESTABLISHED S, ' 1, -' The cornerstone for the Chicago Institute of Insanity was laid today. Chief Psychi- J cih ,Q .itrist will he I, Wfinograd, B. S., M. S., I.N.C. CI.N.C,-Special degree given to I psychiatrists upon becoming pyromaniacs. Requirements for this degree include the A 1 burning of a house and a car on one matchj O BILLIONAIRE BUILDS NEW SCHOOL of, Wm l B' enfeld whose immense lortune runs into logdrithms, has just com, Stan ey len . . pleted the blueprints for his new school. Tuition is 51,000,000 per semester. The school consists of 10 gyms, 4 movie houses, 8 auditoriums, 6 saloons, 25 gambling dens, 5 solid gold Olhces, one classroom, and I25.000,000 students. School hours are - ' ' Af Zzlito 2:16, once .ill d.1y every day extept lor Yom-lxippur, and study hours are rom every leap year.

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W NEW PLAY HITS BROADWAY i Nisson Sh l a mudywood actor, has been engaged recently by Ham wt am, S. Ham, Inc., in their forthcoming play, Sookie. William Wilbur Wealcatch ' will play the feminine lead as So X u man, famous T I ?'- H Y okie's wife. fig 'Iso A x OPERATION OF THE YEAR ,1 y X X , ., . f I x On the morning of March 51, Dr. Reuben Starishevsky, utilizing all his scientific skill, performed an outstanding operation. With decades of study in T. A. Qway behind himj, Dr. St--ky has successfully mended a broken head with ' one band-aid. T. A. BOY WINS TOP PRIZE ON RADIO BROADCAST Mordecai Katz, former Magna Cum Laude student of the Talmudical Academy and head of Katz, Cats, and Kitten Television Corporation, appeared last night on the T, A. 'Chochmoh' Hour. Mordecai won three washing machines, two airplanes and one radio tube for cor- rectly answering the question, What was the name of Marconi's grandm tl answer was of course Sookie. 5 o aer? . QThe