Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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KU Sh 4N , .K .OO O49 K L all , J' wifi. The Majority Had It The manager of the apartment house received a call one morning from an irate top-floor tenant. The roof leaks! cried the top-floor man. Roof leaks? Nonsense! retorted the manager. ' 'None of the people in the oth- er flats say so.' '--Ex. Reenforced Two contractors, of a type unfortunate- ly too familiar, were talking of some build- ings which had collapsed before they were finished. ' 'Well, Billerton, said one, ' 'you al- ways have better luck than I do. Better luck? How's that? , Why, my row of new houses blew down in last week's wind, you know, while yours weren't harmed. All were built the same --same woodwork, same mortar, same ev- erythingf' ' 'Yes, said the other, but you forget that mine had been paperedf'--Ex. kwin Hard On Both of Them An .Irishman whose face was so plain that his friends used to tell him it was an offense to the landscape, happened also to be as poor as he was homely. One day a neighbor met him and asked, How are you, Dennis?' , ' Mighty bad. Sure, 'tis starvation that is starm' me in the face. Begorra,f' said his neighbor, sympa- thetically, lt can't be very pleasant for either of you! -EX. The Trodden Path A Massachusetts man famed for his dry humor, never having taken a sea trip, con- ceived the idea one day of making a real voyage. Accordingly, he sailed from Bos- ton in a small schooner. The first day out a storm was encoun- tered and the old gentleman became vio- lently sick, but after several hours he mus- tered up courage and strenghth to look out upon the troubled waters. As he gazed from the side of the little vessel up the trough of the sea, it seemed very smooth to him. The captain's cutting of the waves was senseless, he felt sure. But as the mad steering continued, the unhappy passenger finally crawled out, on hands and knees, to where the captain stood at the wheel, and raising his voice above the din of waves and wind, shouted: Man, keep in the ruts, keep in the ruts.' --EX. An Eye to Business A little daughter of a Congresman was sitting one evening on her fatheris knee. She had a new little brother whom she re- garded with wonder, as children do regard the latest usurper before they have learned to love him. Today, said her father, a man offered to give me a whole roomful of gold for little brother. Shall I sell him'?' The child shook her head. But, said the father, think how many nice things a roomful of gold would buy! Don't you think I better let the man have him? No, answered the girl, thoughtfully, let,s keep him till he's older, he'll be worth more then. w Ex. Panel' .Yir1v1Ai-- .Vinr