Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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BELL, Tyler 2232-J KINLOCH. Central 8237-R HUNSTEIN-DIERKES WRIGHT MARKET MEATS, POULTRY, Fnurrs AND Visser LES 1300-2-4 WRIGHT STREET Few and Small I understand your cook has leftf, Yes, answered the housewife, who was taking account of broken china, but not much. -Ex. Not to Be Caught Waiters in Parisian restaurants always have an answer ready. An American offi- cer had noticed this fact immediately he went to Paris, and made use of it in per- petrating a joke. Bring me a sphinx a la Marengof' he said to one. I am sorry to say they are out, was the answer. What, no more sphinxlv said the OHI- cer, in a tone of indignant surprise. The waiter stepped close to the chair and whispered: The truth is, we have some, Monsieur le Colonel, but I don't care to serve them to you, as they are not quite fresh. -Ex. GERDON'S STUDIO FINE PORTRAITURE Photos for Graduates a Specialty 403l West Florissant Avenue FREESE - DRUG CO. PROGRESS IVE PI-IARMAC I STS 14th and Madison Sts. ST. LOUIS, MO. 9 E.V6!Ufl.Z'66l Sp Orizkzg Goody BASEBALL - TENNIS - GOLF BICYCLES - FISHING TACKLE GUNS AND AMMUNITION 921 Locust Street NORTI-l1SOUTl-I-EAST-WEST lVIarquard's Dry Goods are the BEST. WE AIM TO PLEASE M ARQUARD 'S Cor.22d 8: Benton 2807-09 N. Sarah I Kinloch, Central 4109 Bell, Tyler 2873 ADOLF BRIX FLORIST isis sr. Louis Ave. ST. LOUIS, Mo. Heard in Stenog. 4 Mr. Grant Cto Don Dowlingj -- Write Q 7 y Y men . Don wrote Women' I. Mr. Grant --' 'No, 'men '. Get your mind off the women. Page Om? Ilzaznfmf Titwzfiv-T!

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CENTRAL 5l84 TYLER 2260 KROEMEKE fThe Store with the White Frontb FURNITURE Rugs, Stoves, Phonographs 2006 SALISBURY STREET jno. C. Ohlendorf. 2573s Hebert st. CENTRAL 7Bl 7L Phone: Central 98l8-R J . C. OHLENDORF 8: COMPANY Estimates Furnished -:- Jobbing Promptly Attended to. 2007 SALTSEURY STREET ST. LOUIS, MO- l GRAND-KOSSUTH DRUG STORE 4100 N. Grand, St. Louis JOE F. TIEFENBRUNN Candy. school Supplies, Stationery, Ice Cream. Prescriptions A Specialty. Your Patronage will be Appreciated. A Dignified Silence THE INTERVIEWER- And please, sir, what have you to say on the subject of anonymous letters? THE GREAT MAN- Stupid missives! I admit I invariably read anonymous letters -but I never answer them. -Ex. Central 9927-J ED. H. HAVERFORTH, Jr. PIANO TEACHER Diplomas Awarded 4l3I NoRTH ZZND STREET Between Glasgow and Angelica WIEMEYERS 2902-04 'N. 25th Sr. The Economical Trading Center With a Quality Service, Superior Merchan- dise and a Satisfactory Price. See Us for Your Dry Goods and Fur- nishings Requirements Another Spark of Brilliance ' 'Mr. Bumble was a beetle' ' A New Nation Miss McKeighan Cin Hist. 53 -- Of what people was the Queen of Sheba the ruler?' ' Elizabeth Davis --' 'The Shebansf' Page One Hundred Twenly-Two The Dog Was Tired The late General Lawton never wearied of repeating the following story, which, he said, illustrated the irrepressible good hu- mor of the negro soldier: The night of the El Caney affair, when my division was marching back to El Paso to take up a new position the next morn- mg, I was sitting at the side of the road with Major Creighton Webb, inspector general of my staff and one of the pluck- iest men I ever knew. The men were fil- ing past and he watched them. They were tired out, but full of ginger. The day was just beginning to dawn, when we heard someone coming down the road talking at the top of his voice. He talked and laughed and laughed and talked, and the men were chattering and joking. Here come the negro soldiers, said Webb, and sure enough the Twenty-fifth Infantry came along. The man who was doing the talking was a six-foot corporal. He carried two guns and two cartridge belts loaded full, and the man to whom the extra gun belonged was limping along be- side him. The tall corporal was weighted down with his blanket and haversack, but in his arms he carried a dog, the mascot of his company. Here, corporal, said Webb, Hdidnlt you march all last night?' ' Yes, sir, said the corporal, trying to salute. And didn't you fight all day? ' 'Yes, Sir. And haven't you been marching ever since ten o'clock to-night? Yes, sir. Well, then, shouted Webb, what in thunder are you carrying that dog for?' ' Why, boss, the dog's tired, was the reply. Webb just rolled over in the dirt and laughed and cried like a boy.-EX. If It Grows, We Have It ...... NORTHWESTERN MARKET FRUITS AND VEGETABLES BROCKLING BROS. 2708 St. Louis Avenue MRS. JAMESON: Do you believe that awful story they tell about her? MRS. JOHNSON: Of course I do! What is it? -Ex.

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H. A. WAHLBRINK GROCER Give us a trial BOTH PHONES ED. KRAZER Meats and Vegetables 1324 Herbert St. at Wedding and Ornamental Cakes a Specialty 456l-62 No. BROADWAY R. C. KREPLIN, JR. Fancy Groceries and Choice Meats Bakery and F-:Pnfectiqnery Bell, Tyler vo Kanioch, Central 4014 S' E' Cor'Sl:l-Pl:8lJ'fSi'ldg-lair Aves' ST. LUUIS BLUW PIPE AND 1? HEATER co. 'lily IliilililIllllllHW MANUFACTORERS OF ii TWT ami Blow Piping and llllllllllll ' ' Sheet Metal Work 1948-60 N. 9th St. Bell, Tyler 1102 Kin., Cen. 772 SPECKART BROS. DRUG CO. Channing and Franklin Aves. Florissant and john Aves. Natural Bridge and Fair Aves, Broadway and East Prairie Aves. A Real Climber Of all the nerve I ever saw, Miss Up- start has the most complete supply! She seems to think her newly acquired Wealth will take her anywhere! said a disgrunt- led acquaintance of the lady. Well, it has taken her into the exclu- sive Country Club, I hear, said another. Yes, but that is not the limit of her ambitions, by any means. I heard her bragging at luncheon that she thought she would send in her application to join the League of Nations l' '--Ex. BREMEN BANK 3600 N. Broadway In Business Over Fifty Years Capital, 35200000.00 Surplus, 5l5640,000.00 TOTAL RESOURCES, 56,000,000.00 45 Paid on I2 Months Time Deposits 32 on Savings Accounts CENTRAL 891 OLIVE 3669 Bank Open Monday Evenings from 5:30 TAILORS to 7:30 for Savings Accounts. 226 N. Seventh at Olive St. Louis, U. S. A. Page One Hundred Twenly-Four