Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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WHEN AT THE WATER TOWER VISIT THE FORGET- ME - NOT r- I-'oR Candies, Ice Cream, Etc. AT 200l East Grand Avenue PHONES! Cent1al5777-Tyler 65 STRICTLY UNION WM. M. SHUMACHER UNDERTAKER No Charge for Beautiful New Chapel S. E. Cor. Jefferson Ave. Sz North Market St, A Case for Prayer We are the posterity our forefathers prayed forvcan you blame them.?-EX Bungalow Thrown In? FOR SALE:-A widow, equity 315005 35800 down Without commission, modern 5-room bungalow, 1 block to car. Price, 355000. Call ...... W. Ave.-A classified aiiarertisement in the Highland Park Her- a . Kinloch,Central Bl 49 Colfax 2912 B. F. SCHONLAU DEALER IN PURE ICE-BEST GRADE or COAL Hardwood and Kindling 43l7 Prairie Ave. St. Louis, Mo. Somebody's Station The new guard was not familiar with a certain railway run in Wales. Came a sta- tion which rejoiced in the name Llanfair- fechanpwllgogerych. For a few minuted he sto'od looking at the signboard in mute helplessness. Then pointing to the board, and Waving his other arm toward the car- riages, he called, ' 'If there,s anybody there for here, this is itl' '-EX. A Faux Pas At Southern railway stations it is the cus- tom of darkies to sell chicken patties and other delicacies to passengers. A passen- ger who had enjoyed a patty and was lean- ing out of the window to buy another, asked of the dusky salesman: Where did you get your chicken? The darky rolled his eyes. You-all f'om de No'th, ainft you, sah? he queried. 'lYes, was the reply. But why do you ask that? 'HCase, sah! No gem'l'm'n f'om de South eber asks a nigger whar he gits his chicken. fEx. Kinloch, Central 8246-R AII Orders Prornptly Attended To FRED A. GRUENLOH PAPER HANGER and DECORATOR Wall Paper Cleaned 4229 De Soto Avenue HShe is full of color physically. How is she mentally? y 'fCan't sayg never met her mentallyf -EX. Tyler 2352-j Central 9315-R ARTHUR H. BLACKMORE com., viibiillivxixivln ics EXPRESS AND GENERAL HAULING 2503-5-7 Sullivan Ave St. Louis. MO. i Tyler l9I9 EDWARD BELLERSON MEATS and VEGETABLES 2914 N. Twenty-Fifth Sr. Sr. Louis, Mo. Bell: Lindell Zl I3 Kinloch: Delmar l509 JOHN H. HOGAN GROCERY and UIARKET V.-.NDEVENTER AND Sr. Louis AVENUES CENTRAL 9618-J MISS MARY R. GREEN Teacher of Piano 4218 N. Grand Pug: Om' H14r1f1'1'wf Ffflimz

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The Leader It was the custom of the congregation to repeat the Twenty-third Psalm in concert, and Mrs. Armstrong's habit was to keep about a dozen Words ahead all the Way through. A stranger was asking one day about Mrs. Armstrong. ' Who, he inquired, Hwas the lady Who Was already by the still Waters While the rest of us were lying down in green pas- tures? -EX. Central 8725-X J. FISHER Carter and Prairie GROCERIES, MEATS and VEGETABLES Rhyme and Reason The poets sing Concerning spring And say the bird Is on the Wing. Upon my word, That is absurd, Because the Wing Is on the bird. -EX. Central 2544-L Bell, Tyler 223 FRED MILLER 81 CO. HARDWARE, PAINT and GLASS Galvanized Iron and Sheet Metal Works Skylights and Metal Roofing-Furnace, Stoves, Gutter and Spout Repairing 2430 Cass Avenue St. Louis, Mo. BELL KINLOCH FoREs-r 4660 DELMAR 2826-i. HALL REALTY CO. EASTON AND CORA AVES. EDWIN W. HALL , ,xl THE policy of this bank is Al. -A. one of progressive expan- lf ill- N sion. We are constantly f? D enlarging our facilities ancl stu- dying ways of improving our equipment ancl organization. Our growth keeps pace with your requirements for adequate. ' modern banking service. I 9 TYLER 49l CENTRAL 326 WALTER T. IVIIESSLER DRUGGIST 1101 Salisbury This Looks Serious J UDGO: What's this man charged With, officer? COP: Careless Walkin', yer honor. He bumped into a truck and bent both fenders and the radiator. -Ex. Matter of Taste I SHE: What color is best for a bride? HE: I prefer a White one, myself. fEX. qMANAGERp I ' ' I' ' 7 71, INSURANCE RENT COLLECTIONS :He S qulte hteraryf 151112 hifi' h If OF ALL KINDS A SPECIALTY Indefxl y?S7 he tellime 9 15 3 Way through Main Street . SPAETI-I -.IOST DRUG CO. ' The Rexall Store S. E. COR. GRAND AND HEBERT STREET ST. LOUIS, MO. Page One Hundrfd Fourleen l -

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GRAFS' BLACK-EYED SUSAN CANDIES and ICE CREAM Try our sodas and sundaes once and you will be a steady customer GRAND 8: SULLIVAN ST. LOUIS, MO. Careless of Her MAGISTRATE: So you broke an um- brella over your husband's head? What have you to say? DEFENDANT: It was an accident, sir. MAGISTRATE: How could it be an acci- dent? DEFENDANT: Well, I 'ad no intention of breaking the umbrella. -EX. 2 Z on Checking Accounts of S500 and over 3Z on Savings Deposits AZ on Time Deposits for One Year. Savings Deposits made on or before the 5th of the month. draw interest from the first of that month. Start a Savings Account with a S and receive a Savings Bank Free. LOWELL BANK Florissant and Warne Aves. Organized l905 Capital SI00,000.00 Surplus, Undivided Profits and Re- serves, 380,000.00 Total Resources, S52,560,000.00 Open Every Monday Evening 5 to 8 p. m. A Symptom CHAUNCEY REGINALD ARCHIBALD Asn- ERTON Cto prospective father-in-lawj You- ah daughtah. has promised to mawy me and eh--ah--I'd like to know if there is any in- sanity in youah family? CRUSTY OLD PAPA Clocking him overj: There must be. -EX. Page One Hundred Sixteen Tough Luck AGENT: But, mum, it's a shame to let your husband's life insurance lapse. LADY Cover wash tubj: I'll not pay an- other cent. I've paid regular for eight years and I've had no luck yet.' -Ex. Getting Back WAITER! Grilled steak, and choose a tough one. CHEF Cin surprisej: Why tough? WAITER: The chap who ordered it used to be my sergeant-major. -Ex. KrNLocn, Delmar 653 BELL, Colfax 42 CHAS. ROETTGER GROCERIES, MEATS and VEGETABLES SERVICE AND QUALITY Prairie and Sullivan Avenues Central 2954 QUALITY Our Motto Colfax l66I OTTO BOEHM Groceries, Choice Meats, Poultry and Vegetables 380i Ashland Ave. ST. LOUIS Phonep Tyler 664 Established IBB9 Magazines SWEET EATS CONFECTIONERY JAMES G. BROCK. PRDP. Bakery Goods, Novelties, Candy, Ice Cream, Ice Cream Soda, Cigars and Tobacco 2358 W. St. Louis Ave. A Satisiied Connoisseur An old darky, who was delivering some parcels at the house, caught sight of some of the pictures in the living room. You've got some nice pictures, he said. I'm awful fond of them myself. Two years ago I bought a picture three feet long and two feet wide for fifty cents, and I've never regretted it. --Ex.