Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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ALLEN W. MCLAUGI-ILIN U ND E RTA K E R 2007 Park Ave. Sidney 437 CENTRAL 5471 CoLrAx l633 WRIGHT FLORAL CO. Funeral Designs, Cut Flowers and Decorations. 3946 West Florissant Avenue CHAS. A. KROEPEL GROCER Groceries, Meats and Vegetables 83 Colfax 4250 FARLIN AVE. Delmar 1643-R. A Pertinent Query A certain captain had been lecturing his recruits at some length on the duties of a soId1er,.and decided that he would see what effect his eloquence had had on them. D Casting his eye over the men, he Hxed on his first Victim. Private Clancy, he ask- ed, Hyvhy should a soldier be ready to die for his country? ' The private scratched his head, then an ingratlatlng smile flittered across his face. Sure, Captain, he said, pleasantly, you're right. Why should he?' -Ex. Page One H undrm' Twelve BELL, Forest 1064 Outdoor Groups A Specialty WHITE PI-IOTOGRAPI-IER ARTIST Portraits Commercial Work STUDIO: Delmar and Taylor Aves. Entrance on Delmar DELMAR 601 NIEHAUS HARDWARE CO. 4I 50-52 NEWSTEAD AVENUE Tell Us Your Hardware Troubles. Traiiic Manners Again Scene-Crowded thoroughfare. IMPATIENT MOTORIST! Come on, my man-get out of the Way ! COSTERMONGER Cin donkey cartba Righto, guv'nor! Where'll I go-up the lamp-post or dahn the drain? -Ex. The Music Lovers Why do you go to the concerts if you d0n't know anything about music? I like to watch the faces of the people Who don't know anything either. -Ex. His Name in Full He is a negro boy, eleven years of age. He peddles fish from a pushcart in Free- port, L. I. What is your name? asked a kindly woman customer. Mose, mostly, he replied, but mah maiden name is Captain. -Ex. Phone Us Your Wants ........... E. H. NIEMOELLER PRESCRIPTION Dnucclsr S-W. Corner of VANDEVENTER 8: GREEK Aves. ST. LOUIS A. H. STOEPPELMANN SHOE CO. 2823 N. Vandeventer Ave. High Grade Shoes at Lowest Prices We give Eagle Discount Stamps as an Extra Saving on Your Purchases.

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Up fo Ike fllimzfen IN ARTISTIC PORTRAITS No Portrait is as completely satis- fying as one made by a professional Photographer. PHONE FOR APPOINTMENT TODAY VAN MILLER STUDIO 3546 OLIVE STREET BELL PHONE, LINDELL 1881 P O H f F!

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THE ANGELICA GARAGE Auto Storage and RepairingxAccessorieswTires and Tubes TEXACO GAS AND MOTOR GILS Kinloch: Central 7020-L Twenty-first 8: Angelica Streets Succint Criticism The drama of treacly sentiment had at long last reached its too inevitable happy ending. It concluded this, in the hearing Hero Cecstaticallyb -'fMy Emilyll' Heroine Cdittoj - My Jiml', Exasperated Playgoer R' 'My Hat!! CCurtainJ -Ex. Dinner Belle Bread PAPENDICK BAKERY C O . Bell, Sidney l066 Kinloch, Victor 554 WWI. BOPI,I.gyVE.RK Sc SON sta ishe I B87 Painters, Paper Hangers and Hardwood Finishers 3101 Utah St. St. I..ouis, Mo. IF Your Shoes Are Worth Repairing, I-Iave It Done RIGHT, by Bringing Them to the SHOE HOSPITAL W. W. BRESSLER, Prop'r 3116 N. Vandeventer Av. The Man Who Knows How AMERICAN FIRST Fresh Candies and For Your Ears Nut Specialties American Ice Cream Parlor A. DONAHUE, Prop'r 2622 N. 15th St. ST, LOUIS, IVIO. Theylre ALI.. Talking About IT Once Used, Always Used TWIN-OAK DRY MASH A GUARANTEE Wirn EACH SACK CASS AVE. FEED CO. 2956 Cass Avenue TYLER 2001 CENTRAL 5469 Antedated Guide- This courtyard is a thousand years old. Touristx But the castle is only eight hundred. Guidef' 'W ell, the yard was here before that, Wasn't it? AEX. You Know 'Em Like That Cynical Doctor Cto chronic complainerj- Well, how are you feeling today? Is there anything that doesn't hurt you?' -Ex. A Few Points in His Favor Hef' 'My plane fell in the Alps, and l was lost for a weekf ' She-' 'Didn't you freeze? b Hee- Oh no, l landed on a mountain rangef I-Ex. Not Yet Johnny to Jim, on his way home from fishing-A 'Did you get anything?'.' Jim Cthoughtfullyj ft'No, I a1n't been home yet.' If EX. Pagv Om' ll1nl1I'wfi Thirlrcn