Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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Up fo Ike fllimzfen IN ARTISTIC PORTRAITS No Portrait is as completely satis- fying as one made by a professional Photographer. PHONE FOR APPOINTMENT TODAY VAN MILLER STUDIO 3546 OLIVE STREET BELL PHONE, LINDELL 1881 P O H f F!

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A Hydra-Headed Criminal A Chicago lawyer tells of a man who was wanted by the police and had been photographed in five different positions, the picture being sent to the chief of po- lice, among others, of a small town in Col- orado where it was thought likely the fu- gitive was in hiding. After the lapse of a few days the following reply reached head- quarters: Dear Sir: I duly received the photographs of the five Iniscreants whose capture is desired. I have arrested four of ,them and the fifth is under surveillance and will be secured shortly.-EX. TAKE V088 VITAMINE YEAST TABLETS FOR QUICK RESULTS They are made from Brewer's Yeast and Contain Twice the Amount of Vitamines that the Ordinary do. KINLOCH, Central 5536-L BELL, Colfax 248i PHIL. HANKAMMER Hardware, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Window Glass, Electrical Sup- plies and House Fur- nishings. 4354 Warne Ave. ST. LOUIS Hetty Hellge IWILLINERY 3508 Norfh Grand Avenue Sl. Louif A. SCHNEIDER, The Tailor Suits Made to Order in the Latest Style We also do Cleaning, Dyeing. Pressing and Repairing Jefferson Ave. and Hebert St. K1NLoci-1: Central 802 l -L KESSLER'S CANDY SHOP Ice Cream, Candy, Soft Drinks, Cigars and School Supplies 2510 Salisbury St. Next to Excello Theatre Hand Painted China and Stationery H. A. FREISE 2l62 SALISBURY ST. .....Ice Cream, Candy and Cigars... At Reduced Rates Sploshkins wanted to sell his horse, so he prevailed on the local dealer to come and see the animal. That's a good horse, Mr. Taylor, Sploshkins said to the dealer. It cost me five hundred pounds, but you shall have it for fifty pounds. The dealer gasped. That's a rather big reduction, Mr. Sploshkins, isn't it? he asked. Well, the vender admitted, the fact is it bolted one day and killed my poor wife, and now I've got no further use for it! -Ex. RADIO SUPPLIES TED. CAINE HARDWARE'-TINNER1PAINTS 2722 N, GRAND-SOUTH OF ST. Louis AVE. Tyler IZZ7 AUTO SERVICE Central 7793-iz FRANK SMITH Grocer ies, Meats and Vegetables 3000 Kossuth Avenue Page One Hundred Ten

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ALLEN W. MCLAUGI-ILIN U ND E RTA K E R 2007 Park Ave. Sidney 437 CENTRAL 5471 CoLrAx l633 WRIGHT FLORAL CO. Funeral Designs, Cut Flowers and Decorations. 3946 West Florissant Avenue CHAS. A. KROEPEL GROCER Groceries, Meats and Vegetables 83 Colfax 4250 FARLIN AVE. Delmar 1643-R. A Pertinent Query A certain captain had been lecturing his recruits at some length on the duties of a soId1er,.and decided that he would see what effect his eloquence had had on them. D Casting his eye over the men, he Hxed on his first Victim. Private Clancy, he ask- ed, Hyvhy should a soldier be ready to die for his country? ' The private scratched his head, then an ingratlatlng smile flittered across his face. Sure, Captain, he said, pleasantly, you're right. Why should he?' -Ex. Page One H undrm' Twelve BELL, Forest 1064 Outdoor Groups A Specialty WHITE PI-IOTOGRAPI-IER ARTIST Portraits Commercial Work STUDIO: Delmar and Taylor Aves. Entrance on Delmar DELMAR 601 NIEHAUS HARDWARE CO. 4I 50-52 NEWSTEAD AVENUE Tell Us Your Hardware Troubles. Traiiic Manners Again Scene-Crowded thoroughfare. IMPATIENT MOTORIST! Come on, my man-get out of the Way ! COSTERMONGER Cin donkey cartba Righto, guv'nor! Where'll I go-up the lamp-post or dahn the drain? -Ex. The Music Lovers Why do you go to the concerts if you d0n't know anything about music? I like to watch the faces of the people Who don't know anything either. -Ex. His Name in Full He is a negro boy, eleven years of age. He peddles fish from a pushcart in Free- port, L. I. What is your name? asked a kindly woman customer. Mose, mostly, he replied, but mah maiden name is Captain. -Ex. Phone Us Your Wants ........... E. H. NIEMOELLER PRESCRIPTION Dnucclsr S-W. Corner of VANDEVENTER 8: GREEK Aves. ST. LOUIS A. H. STOEPPELMANN SHOE CO. 2823 N. Vandeventer Ave. High Grade Shoes at Lowest Prices We give Eagle Discount Stamps as an Extra Saving on Your Purchases.