Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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How Will You Spend Your Summer? Time is capital. Use it and it will pay you a large return-waste it and you will come to want. You who are expected soon to become self-supporting ---will you idle away these three golden months or will you make your summer pay. SUMMER COURSE We offer to high school graduates, teachers, and other young people who value their time, exceptional opportunities for summer study, Our Summer Course begins the first Monday after the public schools close and continues throughout the entire summer. LEARN GREGG SHORTHAND It is the system of results, easily learned, rapid and legible. It is taught in more high schools of the United States than all other systems combined. lt is used by the World's Champion Shorthand Writer, Send for trial lesson. Enroll for Any Course at Any Time. BROWN'S BUSINESS COLLEGE North Side School, Grand Avenue and Hebert Street Enjoys the confidence not only of business men, but also of the principals and teachers of the Public Schools of St. Louis. Ask them. llfzya Um' llzmmlrm' ,X

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GEO. WIESELMAN Prescription Druggist S. E. Cor. Sarah 8: Kennerly Ave. SAINT LOUIS A Friend Co1.FAx 881 CENTRAL 628l MATH. HERMANN 8: SON FUNERAL DIRECTORS Fair and West Florissant Aves. No Charge for Use of Our Chapel Near Enough One rainy afternoon, as a train from the East pulled up at a little station of a most depressing town in the fever-and-ague dis- trict of a Southwestern state, a passenger, thrusting his head out of a car window, asked of a dejected-looking man who was leaning against the station door Say, what do you call this measly, dreary, onery, low-down place? That's near enough, stranger, replied the native in a melancholy voice Let it go at that. -EX. Page One Hundred Eight CENTRAL 8223 TYLER 886 DR. A. STRATTON WOLFF DENTIST 2818 N. Grand Ave., ST. Louis, Mo. HOURS: BY APPOINTMENT ONLY Sure Sign MOKE-i'D09S yuh really love me or does yuh jes' think yuh does? MOKA- Yas, indeedy, Honey, I really loves yuh 5 I ain't done any thinkin' yet. -EX. Day-Long Dissimilarity A colored couple stood once again be- fore the probation oflicer. Now this, said the officer to both, seems to me to be a case where there is nothing Very much the matter except your tastes are different. You, Sam, are much older than your wife. It is a case of May married to December. A slight pause, and then Eva, the wife, was heard to remark in a tired voice: I-I really doan' know what you means by yer saying May is married to Decem- ber. If yer goin' to talk that way, it seems to me to be a case of Labor Day married to de Day of Rest. fEX. EMPLOYER Cto contractorbz Look here. I don't want this bunch of untrained loaf- ers sitting around here doing nothing. I want it done by skilled workmen. -Ex. KINLOCH, Delmar 498-L BELL, Colfax ll6-II7 L. TILLMAN LADIES' AND GENTS, TAILORING 4324 W. Florissant Ave. ST. Louis, Mo. 424i JOHN AVENUE Colfax l245-J EDWARD A. HEANY E. A. HEANEY CONSTRUCTION co. GENERAL CoNTRAcToR ST. LOUIS, MO.

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A Hydra-Headed Criminal A Chicago lawyer tells of a man who was wanted by the police and had been photographed in five different positions, the picture being sent to the chief of po- lice, among others, of a small town in Col- orado where it was thought likely the fu- gitive was in hiding. After the lapse of a few days the following reply reached head- quarters: Dear Sir: I duly received the photographs of the five Iniscreants whose capture is desired. I have arrested four of ,them and the fifth is under surveillance and will be secured shortly.-EX. TAKE V088 VITAMINE YEAST TABLETS FOR QUICK RESULTS They are made from Brewer's Yeast and Contain Twice the Amount of Vitamines that the Ordinary do. KINLOCH, Central 5536-L BELL, Colfax 248i PHIL. HANKAMMER Hardware, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Window Glass, Electrical Sup- plies and House Fur- nishings. 4354 Warne Ave. ST. LOUIS Hetty Hellge IWILLINERY 3508 Norfh Grand Avenue Sl. Louif A. SCHNEIDER, The Tailor Suits Made to Order in the Latest Style We also do Cleaning, Dyeing. Pressing and Repairing Jefferson Ave. and Hebert St. K1NLoci-1: Central 802 l -L KESSLER'S CANDY SHOP Ice Cream, Candy, Soft Drinks, Cigars and School Supplies 2510 Salisbury St. Next to Excello Theatre Hand Painted China and Stationery H. A. FREISE 2l62 SALISBURY ST. .....Ice Cream, Candy and Cigars... At Reduced Rates Sploshkins wanted to sell his horse, so he prevailed on the local dealer to come and see the animal. That's a good horse, Mr. Taylor, Sploshkins said to the dealer. It cost me five hundred pounds, but you shall have it for fifty pounds. The dealer gasped. That's a rather big reduction, Mr. Sploshkins, isn't it? he asked. Well, the vender admitted, the fact is it bolted one day and killed my poor wife, and now I've got no further use for it! -Ex. RADIO SUPPLIES TED. CAINE HARDWARE'-TINNER1PAINTS 2722 N, GRAND-SOUTH OF ST. Louis AVE. Tyler IZZ7 AUTO SERVICE Central 7793-iz FRANK SMITH Grocer ies, Meats and Vegetables 3000 Kossuth Avenue Page One Hundred Ten