Yeatman High School - Yeatman Life Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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KU Sh 4N , .K .OO O49 K L all , J' wifi. The Majority Had It The manager of the apartment house received a call one morning from an irate top-floor tenant. The roof leaks! cried the top-floor man. Roof leaks? Nonsense! retorted the manager. ' 'None of the people in the oth- er flats say so.' '--Ex. Reenforced Two contractors, of a type unfortunate- ly too familiar, were talking of some build- ings which had collapsed before they were finished. ' 'Well, Billerton, said one, ' 'you al- ways have better luck than I do. Better luck? How's that? , Why, my row of new houses blew down in last week's wind, you know, while yours weren't harmed. All were built the same --same woodwork, same mortar, same ev- erythingf' ' 'Yes, said the other, but you forget that mine had been paperedf'--Ex. kwin Hard On Both of Them An .Irishman whose face was so plain that his friends used to tell him it was an offense to the landscape, happened also to be as poor as he was homely. One day a neighbor met him and asked, How are you, Dennis?' , ' Mighty bad. Sure, 'tis starvation that is starm' me in the face. Begorra,f' said his neighbor, sympa- thetically, lt can't be very pleasant for either of you! -EX. The Trodden Path A Massachusetts man famed for his dry humor, never having taken a sea trip, con- ceived the idea one day of making a real voyage. Accordingly, he sailed from Bos- ton in a small schooner. The first day out a storm was encoun- tered and the old gentleman became vio- lently sick, but after several hours he mus- tered up courage and strenghth to look out upon the troubled waters. As he gazed from the side of the little vessel up the trough of the sea, it seemed very smooth to him. The captain's cutting of the waves was senseless, he felt sure. But as the mad steering continued, the unhappy passenger finally crawled out, on hands and knees, to where the captain stood at the wheel, and raising his voice above the din of waves and wind, shouted: Man, keep in the ruts, keep in the ruts.' --EX. An Eye to Business A little daughter of a Congresman was sitting one evening on her fatheris knee. She had a new little brother whom she re- garded with wonder, as children do regard the latest usurper before they have learned to love him. Today, said her father, a man offered to give me a whole roomful of gold for little brother. Shall I sell him'?' The child shook her head. But, said the father, think how many nice things a roomful of gold would buy! Don't you think I better let the man have him? No, answered the girl, thoughtfully, let,s keep him till he's older, he'll be worth more then. w Ex. Panel' .Yir1v1Ai-- .Vinr

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DIRECTORY OF ADVERTISERS PATRONIZE THEM AUTOMOBILES Chevrolet Motor Co., 4300 Forest Park Blvd. Kuhs-Buick Co., 2835-2837 North Grand Av. AUTOMOBILE PAINTING Sz TRIMMIN G Union Motor Car Painting and Trimming Co., 2017-19 North Broadway AUTOMOBILE SUPPLIES Rohde, F. C., 4135 Olive Street BAKERS Bruer, E. E., 2015 Salisbury St. Kreplin, R. C., Jr., S. E. Cor. East Prairie and Blair Aves. Papendick Bakery Co., 3500 North Flor- issant Av. Stanton, W., 2521 Salisbury St. White Way Bakery, 2511 North 14th St. BANKS Bremen Bank, 3600 North Broadway Liberty Central Trust Co., Broadway and Olive St. Lowell Bank, Florissant and Warne Aves. North St. Louis Savings Trust Co., Grand Av. and Hebert St. BATTERIES Square Deal Battery Co., 4353 Warne Av. BLOW PIPES St. Louis Blow Pipe and Heater Co., 1948-60 North 9th St. BUILDING MATERIAL St. Louis Material and Supply Co., 314 North 4th St. BUSINESS COLLEGES Brown's Business College, 911 Locust Street CLEANERS AND DYERS E. Morgenthaler and Co., 1000 Wash St. Quante, Mrs. C., 2221 North Broadway CONFECTIONERIES American Ice Cream Parlor, Donahue, A. J -, 2622 North 15th Street Page One Hundred Clinton Candy Parlor, 2122 North 14th Street Crown Candy Co., 1401 St. Louis Av. Forget-Me-Not, 2001 East Grand Av. Freise, H. A., 2162 Salisbury St. Graf's Black Eyed Susan, Grand and Sul- livan James Brothers, 3613 Hebert Street Kessler's Candy Shop, 2510 Salisbury St. Palace of Sweets, 14th and Montgomery Sts. Rosemary Candy Shoppe, 2824 North Vandeventer Av. Sweet Eats Confectionery, 2538w St. Louis Av. Thompson, Wm. S., 3528 North Gre nd Av. Wagner's, 1714 N. 14th St. Wozniak, J., 2312 Salisbury St. CONTRACTORS Heaney, E. A., Construction Co., 4241 John Av. COSTUMERS Clarke, M. J., 507 N. BroadwayfBe- tween Washington Sz St. Charles St. DAIRIES Horack, Jos. H., 3112 North Jefferson Av. Schulte, H., 4453 North Taylor Av. DENTISTS ' Lence, Dr. R. F., 3129 North Grand Av. Wolff, Dr. A. S., 2818 North Grand Av. DRUGGISTS Frese Drug Co., 14th and Madison Streets Havermann's Pharmacy, 1948 St. Louis Av. Kinkhorst, G. A., N. E. Corner 19th and Hebert Sts. Krato Brothers, 4044 Lexington Av. Medler's Pharmacy, 20th 8x Ferry Sts., Harris Kz Florissant Aves., Pope and Flor- issant Aves. Miessler, W. T., 1101 Salisbury St. Niemoeller, E. H., S. W. Corner of Van- deventer Kr Greer Aves. Spaeth-J ost Drug Co., S. E. Corner Grand and Hebert St. n Speckart Brothers Drug Co., Channing and Franklin Aves., Florissant and John Aves., Natural Bridge and Fair Aves., Broadway and East Prairie Aves Strunk, F. W., 3900 Ashland Av.