YMCA Night Law School - Triangle Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Fel' 31373 He' lf QUITE TRUE Prof : M1'. Keeney what term do you apply to that law governing domestic relations? Keeney 1 ' 'hlartial Law., ' .. 0 - ACT YOUR AGE M1'. Gatch: NIL IVoodley, what would you do if they sent you a rubber hammer?', 10, NIEMORY TEST Shives, January 3: I studied that case last year. AO, EMBARRASSING NIGHTS Ladies Night in the evidence class. ..0, ASK MR. SHAEFFER Are you crashing cymbals in the back row? From a Y ad. to, THE BROWN DERBY Is Won by AIU VVehrman. .. 0 - Fon SHAME Prof- The question is 'Did you commit perjury? Strickman: Yes.,' ,Oi STANDARD O'Connell: Now what do you make out of this ca,se?', Toi ALPHABETICAL Do you have the Hrst case Mr. Apking? 1.0.- GREAT OPEN SPACES Mr. Shaefer: Michael,l'James, Isaac-those Wereitheidays When- Fresh Junior: Men wereiMen.', M1'.Shaefe1' continuing: 'When the children were given Bible names. ' 90

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- ' T-ft' .4 'sf-l Jokes Ed Johnson: Judge hIorrow's rather absent.-minded, isn't he? Fredericks: Extremely so. IVhy, the other night he knew there was some- thing he wanted to do, but he couldn't. remember what it was until he had sat up till 3 oiclock in the morning trying to think. E. J.: And did he finally remember? F.: Yes, he discovered that he wanted to go to hed early. If ...0.. hIr. Stephens was taking his first trip on the ocean, and he was very seasick. A ship steward asked: 'iIs there anything I can do for you? hlfr. Stephens replied: Yes, get me an islandf' - O - h'Ir. Dempsey: Before there can he a contract there must be a meeting of the minds. Grad: Then I'd like to make a contract with a lady. I sure like kisses. hir. D.: Say Grad. this isn't a petting party. G.: YVell, when two people kiss, don't their minds meet? - 0 .. J. IJ.: Twenty dollars. Logan: That's all right, judge. I have that on my hip. J. P.: And thirty days. hIaybe you have that on your hip, too. ,O... Junior Funnies HALF PREPARED Prof: uhh. Unger have you that case? hilrs. Unger: He's not prepared. 101 ASK HOOVER Shives: 1Jon't you think the disregard of the prohibition law amounts to passive revolution? S9

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A 3 .a , qr.f5Xi .1 Sig?-::f' W 353533. EXPERIENCE COUNTS NI1: Gatch: l'But when you die the inheritance tax gets you, Mr. Schneider knows thatf, Same Junior: I-Ie never died. - 0 - TRY THIS IN AN EXAM. Instructor: A man paid his fare to ride on a railroad thereby creating a contract. He fell from the train before reaching his destination. Wias the contract broken? 'Bright Student: No, his neck. - 0 - CONSPIRACYPPPP Instructor: VVill someone define 'conspiracyfw N Student: Conspiracy 'is a combination of two or more persons to accom- plish an illegal act in a legal wayf, T01 WONDER IF HE CAUGHT .HIM Student Cwhile reciting a casej: Then the murdered man pursued the defendantf' i0,. WHO VVILL TELL HER? Dumb Dora wants to know if a law suit is one worn in a courtroom. ...Oi FORCE OF HABIT Instructor at the Y NI C A Law School, upon entering his classroom was greeted by a student, Good morning, Judgef, ,OZ Mr. Stephens: Now in the case I put, I am assuming that-I think that's so. I don't know. Tha.t's a. very interesting case. Suppose-suppose-But what did the trial court hold? Judge hIorrow: It's :L mighty fine class, but-some in this class a.ren't studying hard enough. Read those Cases. I inay not be with you next weekf, 91