Wyoming High School - Roundup Yearbook (Wyoming, OH)

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Another of these, Alice Porter, will find her place in the city of Styx, first as a gym teacher, in the marvelous school of etiquette, then as the pro- prietor of a slot machine at the inn called R. R. Staf After many moons have ggslsed, she will secure a position as private secretary to the great artist, Bud 1s er. One most artistic among these people will be named Nancy Cornell. Like all those of true genius she must struggle for her place in the halls of fame. Her nrst works of art will not appear before the public but will be given to waste baskets and ash cans. After four periods of contest with the seas of fortune she will reach the height of her art as engraver of postage stamps and labels. . ttAnother 0f the tribe, called Howard Mackay, must fight amid grease and OllS for his living. In the year of forty and five one will find him a traveling repalrman for the air chariots of the type called tFordj made by Thomas Lewis. Mr. Lewis will make good at first in the position of baggage clerk for the B. 85 0. Then in the year of forty and three he will take the place of the most famous wizard, Henry Ford. ttOther two, more learned than these and more successful in their wickedness, Will be named H00 Doo Graff, and Jeannie Bash. These two when driven into foreign lands, will seem to be directed toward the workhouse 0f the county called Hamilton. However, by their craft and brain work, they will secure places in the palace of Gibson as dishwashers. HThere will be one most industrious among the chosen people, a fair one called Mary Coe Ross. As a reward for her most noble and excellent work as manager of the lunch rooms in the halls of lschoolf she will be given a place of residence and occupation on Fifth Avenue opposite the fountaiw as a puller of white and sticky candy. ttAnother of them, Gladys Fetzer, will be given the greatest honor and glory as superintendent of the Wyoming High Schools. One of her most brilliant teachers will be named Charlotte Roemler. This one will have great troubles With her classes of French and Chemistry, but the fates have decreed that she shall hold down the job., Another most famous teacher in the halls of W. H. S. will be Theodora Cheesemen, director of gym and domestic science. The thunderous voice ceased for an instant, but Luna Tick could clearly distinguish among other noises the sound of dragging chains and the splmtering crash of a battered door as it gave way. The voice came again, but weakly H, ttAnd Alfred Kinsey icover design e er e Saturday ee Post- famous. Then, as if in great terror: ttTell them! God bless you and preserve you from such a doom as is mine! A succession of sharp clicksnthen silence. Luna Tick awoke, closed the Trig book and climbed into bed. A. S. K., ,23. My best I have yet to 010- Class of ,23. i 27 h

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will rush to the windows near the door and scream to her colleague, HWhite flippers for one? ilAnother fair one among the chosen people will be named' Gwen King. Early in her life, after being driven from the halls of lschoolf she will make her home with a troop of wandering circus performers. By means of brain work and much hard labor she will become the leader of the little company. When she has lived thus for four periods she will iind her golden opportunity and will make her mark in the world as lTeller of Fortunesl at Coney Island in the province of New York. nThere Will be a tall, handsome youth called Wilbur F. Mackay, son of J ohn. He will be inclined to believe and practice the gentler arts of socialism, but will find the common masses still too wicked to share with him its vast benefits and delightful privileges. Many hardships will come his way, but none can discourage him. When he has lived for twenty and live periods one may find him punching tickets on one of the Glendale-Cincinnati chariots called lcaifls of the streetf To vex him greatly, one needs only to- pull the cord of the tro eV. Next will come the wonderful Virginia 0f the Hills. She will be mistress of all domestic problems, but in her art she Will be sadly misunderstood. T0 the wildly racing civilization of Fifth Avenue, in the village of New York, Will she be taken after twenty and six periods of life. There success will overtake her and she may be found posing beneath the dusty skylights of artistsl studios. Her pictures will appear on the coverings of lposts of the seventh evening, and in the advertisements of paste for the teeth. HThere will be among them a great teacher called Clara Christophel, but for many periods after she has been driven from her beloved studies of Lab. etiquette will she be forced to fight the devil 0f worldliness. She Will be asked many times to pose for artists and other persons of evil design and will be requested to figure out bets on the racing of horses. Over all these evils will she rise and take her place in the halls of fame. In the year of forty and nine, one may visit her shop of beauty and hair dressing in the city of New Orleans. Another feminine of great fame among the chosen people called lSeniorf will be named Mildred Albert. This fair one will be more highly favored by the goddess of fortune. Within two periods of her departure from the halls of lclassf and the halls of lstudyf one may find her an expert packer of shoes and glassware at the istore of ten centsf When sixteen periods have thus passed, she will blossom forth in all her glory as the chief assistant toe dancer at the parks of Chester. One called lCossackl by many members of the tribe will be most famed in the lands of Wyoming for his dislike of the feminine, and for his love of study. As if in contempt of his industry and perseverance, the fates will make of him a lily among thistles. At the age of thirty and five periods, he will be made knight of the striped pole, called lbarberf He must struggle painfully to make his living in the strange and wicked lands of Lockland, but shall gradually gain influence as a reform leader against capital punishment and other enjoy- ments of that day. HA very busy one of the chosen people will be named Bettie Miller. She, the lightest and most frivolous of all the tribe, will not suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, but take up arms against a sea of troubles, and by oppos- ing, end them. At first a mere peddler of shoestrings, she will struggle nobly to make her life better, and then finally appear in a little glass box selling tickets at the house of entertainment called tPalacef 726a

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