Wyoming High School - Roundup Yearbook (Wyoming, OH)

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I, Virginia Hill, leave to Samuel Morrison my excess timidity. II; Werner Noonan, Will to Albert Ault all my unused privileges. I, Gladys Fetzer, give to J ohn Biere the privilege of neglecting his outside reading if he cares to. I, Clara Christophel, will to Randall Foulk my skill in science. I, Eliza Flummer, hand down to J ames Scobie my motto, ttSilence is golden? I, Alice Porter, Will to Maxine Brownfield my study hall Whispering permits. I, Gwyneth King, bequeath to Warren Vine the privilege of staying home from school every other day. 1, Nancy Cornell, leave to David Schuehler the playthings I have collected during the year. Article VI T0 the school in general we give: The pleasure CD of getting along without us. Our Vecord 0n the football and baseball teams. A new piano with a soft pedal. All the undesirable traits we do not care to take With us. The privilege of repeating the ttWonders 0f 23 year after year. Article VI I We hereby appoint Mr. Fetzer to be the executor of this, our last will and testament, in testimony whereof we have set our hands, at Wyoming High School, April fifteenth, in the year of our Lord, 1923. THE CLASS OF 1923. B. M., t23. Easy to find after you get him located e Bud.

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To Miss Mittendorf, our esteem and love for each other twhat she can iind of itl. To Mr. Brown, all the HES left in the Lab. lockers and a nickel to buy a new tape measure. Article I I I To the Junior Class, the Senior privileges, all the unsold Wyo-Ecos, and the old School Chatters left in Room 3; also the privilege of appointing a traffic cop for the locker rooms. To the Sophomore Class, our place on the Honor Roll, and the pictures in our French note-books. Also we bestow upon them the J uniors, printing press, so they may put out the School Chatter next year. To the Freshman Class, our ability to obey the rules of Student Council. and t0 filibuster tsee dictionaryl. We also bestow upon them the Blue Book of Etiquette. Article I V T 0 Betty Weis, the privilege of changing her mind once a week. To Betty James, a fast express to Columbus. T0 Douglas McFarland, a pet mouse. T0 Bud Graff, Wilbufs spelling grades. To Yate Deer, a sane way to attract attention. T0 Hugh Smith, Macts radio for his own amusement. To Patty Childe, our Virgil Pony to carry her through. T0 George Morrison, 21 megaphone. Article V I, Mildred Albert, will to Marjorie Dunn a small portion of my good judgment. 1, Jean Bashwiner, will to Mabel Hamilton my clever sayings. I, Theodora Cheeseman, will to Jean Noonan my deportment grades. I, Wilbur MacKay, hand down to Carroll Christophel my surplus height. I believe in equal distribution of privileges. I, Bettie Miller, bequeath to Betty J ames my unfinished arguments with Mr. Walsh. I, Charlotte Roemler, will to Martha Combs my ability to remember Latin. 1, Howard MacKay, leave Boyden Kinsey my pipe, when he is old enough to use it. 1, Mary Ross, will to Ronald Morrison my fleetness. I, Mary Graft, Will to Pete McMills my Spanish grades. 1, Tom Lewis, give to Helen Gardner my slowness. 1, Alfred Kinsey, leave to Alice Hagerman my love for math. I, Leela Shaw, Will to Mattie Pullins a complete list of my alibis. iggm

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XXX Wmumwwmkh -' PROPHECY OF 23 HE clock struck three. Half asleep, Luna Tick still sat by his brilliantly lighted wireless desk, cursing gently and in a refined manner at the long Trig. assignment. Before him in orderly confusion lay the instruments of his delight and also the cause of his violent thoughts. The room filled with a White mist, pictures and figures raced from a distant corner and spun about before Luna Tickts eyes. He slept. Suddenly there came from the phones on the desk a loud crash and then a violent burst of squealing. Luna Tick, not accustomed to such actions from his well behaved ncrystal set, brushed aside the troublesome Trig. book and deposited it gently but firmly in the bottom of a nearby waste basket. No doubt about it, something was decidedly out of order. The squealing hurt his ears a but not for long. ttCQ e CQ - CQ - Copythisquick, copythisquick! Donit miss itlll Luna Tick jumped from his chaii and nearly demolished the little set as a thunderous yet spook-like voice roared at him from the vibrating diaphragms. itCopy this quick and get it straight! My hour is almost come, when I to sulphurous and tormenting flames must render up myself. I am sure the devil Will be after me for permitting the fires of hell to grow so cold. Take heed, all ye that hear; let not the content of this message be kept idle by those who understand it not. ttln the ninth month of the year twenty and two there will come to the halls of tstudyi and to the rooms of tolassi a chosen people called Seniors. Mighty Will these peOple be and warlike, but in the sixth month of the year twenty and three will they be driven out into cruel mysterious lands. The oncoming hoards who take their place will laugh scornfully at the chosen people. The savages of far away lands will make war against them. Even those who give them shelter in times of trouble will be hostile to the noble people, but all these things cannot endure long. Success shall come their way and they will make the world brighter and better by their presence. HThe first of these people, one called Leola Shaw, will have, as you say it, a good handf When she has lived for twenty and three periods, one will find her on the platform of the house called Lyric. She will play there the part of heroine in a drama, The Second Hand Cousin to the Sun Spotf Her reward will consist of advance information about all French assignments and of the permission to correct everyone else in class. HA fair maid called Eliza Flummer will be tossed about by the waves of circumstance, but she will finally find her joy and place of refuge behind walls of glass. At twelve hours of the night one will find her dwelling in a house of refreshment called 'Childtsf If one asks for cakes 0f the griddle, this fair maid a257